Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Look at the claw on that Fucker. Seems like a fair fight.

Must have snorted a big ole scoop of Coke out of that before thumping the kitties nuts.

 

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[Thumper580]

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A cat's only good for sighter rounds....

 

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[Barneybdb]

A cat's only good for sighter rounds....

And crab bait....

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[P-Squared]

^^^ At least the collars and cuffs match.

 

[J.Boney]

 

[Maser]

Hey, did you hear about the new "Democrat Special" going on at McDonald's right now? Yeah, you order anything you want on the menu and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

 

[hic28]

 

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[Mike 556]

I'll just bet they named the poor dog DICK!

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Maser]

Guy walks into a sex shop to buy an inflatable sex doll.
Salesman behind the counter asks, "do you want the normal or Muslim model?"
Guy asks, "what's the difference?"
Salesman answers, "the Muslim model blows itself up."

 

[1J04]

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[Srgt. Hulka]

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Yes he does.

 

[Mike 556]

 

[1J04]

What?

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

 

[Mike 556]

What?

Hey 1J, what's the three biggest lies in Montana?
1 - definitely tomorrow I'm going to look for a job
2 - honest, this is my pick up truck
3 - I swear mister, I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence

Disclamer- Love Montana and it's people, just a joke!

 

[1J04]

Hey 1J, what's the three biggest lies in Montana?
1 - definitely tomorrow I'm going to look for a job
2 - honest, this is my pick up truck
3 - I swear mister, I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence

Disclamer- Love Montana and it's people, just a joke!

LMFAO !!! You're a bad, bad man Mike. Very bad. And I'm happy to call you my friend.

Here's @Dirty D & @TripleBull having a moment. Kinda like those stories about a Ring.........

 

[TripleBull]

The fires of hell await thee, 1J. Everyone knows I don't swim with Hank.

 

[1J04]

The fires of hell await thee, 1J. Everyone knows I don't swim with Hank.

Oops. I thought it was your day off.

 

[MtnCreek]

Bunch of out of town yankees giving bad reviews. Well stay the fuck in Atlanta or NY... lol

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

Bunch of out of town yankees giving bad reviews. Well stay the fuck in Atlanta or NY... lol

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Now I want to eat there!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

"Apparently" Shankster has been teaching his Bitch's some moves. Daaaaaaaaamn.

 

[1J04]

 

[MtnCreek]

Now I want to eat there!

Cheers,

Sirhr

The negro dolls swinging from the ceiling fan is a nice touch.

 

[Mwalex]

"Apparently" Shankster has been teaching his Bitch's some moves. Daaaaaaaaamn.

I wonder if she is related to a certain manager at McDonalds?

 

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"Apparently" Shankster has been teaching his Bitch's some moves. Daaaaaaaaamn.

She isn't big enough to be in Shankster's harem. The poor guy was surrounded right from the start, he didn't stand a chance and is lucky she kept the atomic elbow in reserve.

 

[BullGear]

"Apparently" Shankster has been teaching his Bitch's some moves. Daaaaaaaaamn.

Apparently, the guy never played football. He needed to stay low and drive his shoulder into her stomach. She'd gone down like a rag doll.

 

[oneshot86]

a fucking walking water bladder with attitude

 

[mdmp5]

"Apparently" Shankster has been teaching his Bitch's some moves. Daaaaaaaaamn.

You see the black guy just laughing at this dude?

This is what happens when broads go into shit with zero fear of being blasted in the face. A nice uppercut from the ground would put an end to that real quick

 

[Maser]

I refuse to swallow!

 

[1J04]

You see the black guy just laughing at this dude?

This is what happens when broads go into shit with zero fear of being blasted in the face. A nice uppercut from the ground would put an end to that real quick

Couldn't you of just said "Facial"? lmfao

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[powdahound76]

^^^^^^^ That was more how I envisioned VeerG’s fleshlight mount.........

 

[Redhook]

Aaaannnndddd... This is why I always carry a knife sharp enough to shave with.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[mdmp5]

Barney are you a world traveler and find all these goodies on your journey?

 

[Barneybdb]

I have travelled extensively and seen many things, these days things like this come to me by the wonders of modern science, some of them I share with you guys..........

 

[Decoy]

Training at its finest......

 

[Maser]

Q: What does a sniper and a magician have in common?

A: They both love blowing people's minds.

 

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Getting extra clean at the car wash

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