I'm glad you posted it, but I can't slap a like on it. That's gut-curdling and repulsive, but could be accurate.
I really do not belong in this sickening, modern world. FML
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I'm glad you posted it, but I can't slap a like on it. That's gut-curdling and repulsive, but could be accurate.
I really do not belong in this sickening, modern world. FML
Trust me my friend, I/We know exactly what you mean. I put her on par with Stormy D. Same same.
That's f'd up. I will think of this every time I see a Jack Links commercial. So much for messing with Sasquatch from here on out.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Why are japanese people always so skinny?
We all know what happened the last time there was a Fat Man in Japan
We all know what happened the last time there was a Fat Man in Japan
Halloween is just around the corner... where the smoke shop is!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Vlad and Melania both visit petting zoos on the same day. More collusion!
A man goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history".
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!" "Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks the man "I haven't been home yet".
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history".
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!" "Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks the man "I haven't been home yet".
An almost blind guy walked into Lover's Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on.
She took it upstairs and realised that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh?" said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing".
She took it upstairs and realised that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh?" said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing".
Coming from someone with an estimated worth of 230 million I'm all tore up about her opinion.
R
Q: What does a retarded family of 4 have in common with a football game?
A: 4 downs.
A: 4 downs.
Gotta find that range. Now stop pulling those punches................
Yep, gotta click that damn thing......
Yep, gotta click that damn thing......
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