Speaking of snakes

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    We are lucky in the USA. We've got pretty mild venomous snakes. Check the quiz for the rest of the world. The King Cobra for instance can reach 20 feet long and raise 40% of its body off the ground to strike. That means a big one is striking down at you.

    https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz...6R&parent_source=gemini&utm_source=share-copy

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    The Congressman Snake (slitherius politicianus) can stay in office up to 40 years and can generate 100 times it’s body weight in tyrannical legislation. It kills its prey by slowly strangling the life out of it with liberty killing regulations.
    It is truly a terrifying predator despite its often corpulent camouflage appearance.
     
    The mamba kills by a neurotoxin venom. If you have a good buddy who will breathe for you when you stop breathing after a couple minutes, you can actually make it just fine with no advanced treatment.
    I had the privilege to play in an area that had black mambas, green mambas, gaboon vipers, boomslings, puff adders, cobras, spitting cobras, among a bunch of others. We had no antivenin or advanced medical treatment for that type of thing so we learned how to deal with the bites in different ways.
     
    Mambas are evil bastards. Green mambas will drop out of trees to kill you, black mambas will chase you down and move faster than a man can run on uneven terrain, then rear up and bite you in the face.
     
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    The mamba kills by a neurotoxin venom. If you have a good buddy who will breathe for you when you stop breathing after a couple minutes, you can actually make it just fine with no advanced treatment.
    I had the privilege to play in an area that had black mambas, green mambas, gaboon vipers, boomslings, puff adders, cobras, spitting cobras, among a bunch of others. We had no antivenin or advanced medical treatment for that type of thing so we learned how to deal with the bites in different ways.

    So you grew up in central Africa?

    The one that got me was the spitting cpbra. I always imagined a little steam like from a syringe. Nope.
     
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    Taipan, three varieties.

    'Most poisonous' varies by source. Inland Taipan, toxicity estimated as 10x-100x that of the King Cobra. Basically toxic enough that one bite contains enough death to kill between a movie theater's and a football stadium's worth of humans. Give or take...

    Western Brown Snake recently renamed the Western Taipan.
     
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    Consider the Russell's Viper the venom of which among other things causes the blood to coagulate in the body, basically turning ones blood into jello.
     
    I scored 78%. Got all the North American species correct.
    Same here, too many variations of cobras and mambas. I just shoot them all.

    Wish it had the Habu on there as I can pick it out of a 20 snake lineup easy, I killed at least a couple dozen in Okinawa on patrol. Point man left his BFA off his M16 for a reason. At least they're tasty in a sake, although expensive as fuck.
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    Same here, too many variations of cobras and mambas. I just shoot them all.

    Wish it had the Habu on there as I can pick it out of a 20 snake lineup easy, I killed at least a couple dozen in Okinawa on patrol. Point man left his BFA off his M16 for a reason. At least they're tasty in a sake, although expensive as fuck.
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    Mmmm, habu sake! Been a few years.
     
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    Same here, too many variations of cobras and mambas. I just shoot them all.

    Wish it had the Habu on there as I can pick it out of a 20 snake lineup easy, I killed at least a couple dozen in Okinawa on patrol. Point man left his BFA off his M16 for a reason. At least they're tasty in a sake, although expensive as fuck.
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