Have you been to Cheyenne? Food absolutely sucks here, schools are all ran by lefty liberals (I don't have kids though, and I shouldnt have to pay taxes for other peoples kids either). The mall is a ghost town, fishing sucks here (I'm not an avid fisherman so whatever). There is literally nothing to do here aside from Frontier Days, and most residents want that retarded rodeo gone. All we have is winter, 30 to 45 days of summer, and unrelenting wind. Every bar is also a liquor store, and there seems to be a church every couple blocks. I'm not a drinker and you won't catch me inside a church of any kind ever. If you want to drink and drive, get away with it, or get hooked on some illicit drug and steal shit, and go to church to make yourself feel better than Cheyenne is your kind of town.