The hottest woman on the planet- and her name is MacKenzie

[hermosabeach]

http://dlisted.com/2019/01/09/jeff-bezos-is-getting-divorce-ps-hes-worth-a-reported-137-billion/

In “FUCK! I Wish I Was MacKenzie Bezos” news, TMZ is reporting that Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wife MacKenzie are getting divorced after 25 years of marriage. The two met in the early 90s after Jeff interviewed MacKenzie for a job, and were married 6 months later. In a true rags to riches story (or more like riches to richer to RICHEST), the two quit working on Wall Street and Jeff started an online bookstore in his garage which would later become the cursed site that people max their credit cards on from buying stupid shit while drunk

 

[308pirate]

You know what....……...I'd hit it even if she was dirt poor. She has the cute girl next door look. I bet she smokes

 

[Rthur]

If you use Prime it'll "come" twice as fast...

R

 

[buffalowinter]

She is now the richest woman in the world and her ex-husband is no longer the richest man.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

400k acres! I'd hit that just for land access!

 

[Grease]

Eddie also said, the bitch takes half the money and all the pussy.

 

[Redmanss]

And yet, Bezos is willing to pay her $60-plus billion dollars for her to get the fuck away from him. That says something. 60 billion somethings.

Bitches be bitches.

 

[Nik H]

No tits

Not worth $60

 

[Bender]

8/10

Would smash

 

[Maser]

You know what....……...I'd hit it even if she was dirt poor. She has the cute girl next door look. I bet she smokes

You're not suppose to hit a woman!

 

[308220]

She is average at best. I see prettier women shopping at the local dollar general.

 

[footsteps]

I bet he is the one not being faithful. To much $, every gold digging twat was throwing themselves at him.. Must be harDon him n her. BATTER UP

 

[TheGerman]

Bezos looks like a total cuck and/or faggot so I'm willing to bet that hasn't been used very much.

 

[308pirate]

She is average at best. I see prettier women shopping at the local dollar general.

And there's a reason they shop at dollar general and she doesn't..................

 

[308pirate]

If you use Prime it'll "come" twice as fast...

R

Is that Amazon's new condom brand?

 

[308220]

And there's a reason they shop at dollar general and she doesn't..................

Not really. Rich or poor, they all shop at Dollar General. Its not like a bag of Doritos or a box of frosted mini wheats cereal is $1 at DG.

 

[brianf]

8/10

Would smash

8/10????

thats the best pic they have from a photo shoot a few years ago, photoshopped/fitted clothes/ make up and hair for 2 hrs... and shes still not as pretty as some of the moms i see at my kids katate classon wednesdays...and their no prize (not that im brad pit)!!!

now i wouldnt kick her out of bed, but if she picked it up a little maybe she would still be married. if the new girlfriend is what he finds attractive (who wouldnt), the mom next door look should have vanished a few years ago.

 

[Maser]

There's only room for one hot diva here!

 

[Pinmaster]

She needs me in her life...

 

[Diver160651]

She needs me in her life...

Who? Fransis in the white shoes above your post?

Don't come out of the closet on the hide...

 

[Pinmaster]

Who? Fransis in the white shoes above your post?

Don't come out of the closet on the hide...

LOL Not the trainwreck diva

 

[deersniper]

You're not suppose to hit a woman!

Lmao

 

[308pirate]

Hard Bang

 

[MtnCreek]

I bet she could kick his ass.

 

[Marinevet1]

Bezos is smart man........he has become the wealthiest man in the world............and, ok........he is getting some on the side...........but..........there is no pussy worth 67 billion dollars,..............let me put some zeros, and ,,,,, behind that...........

$67,000,000,000.00

lot's of 00's

and the soon to be X is pretty hot.....

 

[Marinevet1]

There's only room for one hot diva here!

Nice heels, bitch............

 

[crunchy]

I dont know many men whose brain is stronger than his dick. The right P..y usually will eventually win out. This doenst count for the old farts around here.

 

[Brent B]

There's only room for one hot diva here!

Wrong in so many ways

 

[308pirate]

Wrong in so many ways

 

[Grease]

Hard Bang
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Bezos looks a little light in the loafers, he looks more like the Anderson Cooper, Shepard Smith type. Pillow biter!!

 

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Holy shit i never realized how fucking retarded Bezos looks.......guy has straight up down syndrome eyes....

apparently he was with her before he made his money......how the fuck did he manage that shit?

 

[The DFC]

She's hot. Would look much better with my junk draped acrost her face thought. Just my 2cents.

 

[Last Chance]

And yet, Bezos is willing to pay her $60-plus billion dollars for her to get the fuck away from him. That says something. 60 billion somethings.

Bitches be bitches.

Yes, as one that was married to one beautiful amazing woman for over 50 years until her death, I think Bezos is nuts and going through his midlife crisis...He will regret more than losing half his wealth...She deserves every dime she gets...JMHO...Lol

 

[hermosabeach]

A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2" thick and contains $10,000.

this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with

Her stack of $100's- below is 100 million

ONE BILLION IN HUNDREDS- How many pallets of #100's is she getting again?

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Waorani]

 

[Peterpan]

If that bezos guy has that much money you'd think he could buy some fu cking hair.

 

[Last Chance]

I dont know many men whose brain is stronger than his dick. The right P..y usually will eventually win out. This doenst count for the old farts around here.

Maybe you could take a lesson from us "old farts"... It could save you a LOT of money...Also, if you manage to maintain a 50-year love affair with your wife, you might be surprised at the joy that brings...Lol

 

[Jrb572]

Frank probably stole those shoes right off Lady Gaga’s feet