Maggie’s Things to teach Your children...

[Duc]

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my kids everything they needed to know to lead a safe
and sane life.

You know what I mean... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.
But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let’s face it,
if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I would figure they are way
too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never...Ever...Ever...
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT...
Never... Ever... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it!!!

 

[silentkilla]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

that sucks, but check out that sweet afro in the back!

 

[shankster..]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

This is one of the funniest ever:

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[oughtsix]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

How are these people still alive? This is proof that we are messing with natural selection too much.

 

[cozmacozmy]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is one of the funniest ever:

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This looks like something my cousins would do

 

[rwleonard]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

Idiot kids, that kinda stuff is what cats are for.

Rick

 

[MLC]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

Ignoring formal education in physics or chemistry and relying solely on the reptilian brain I would never think that fire, let alone fireworks, and my ass would go together.

 

[fx77]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

Must've been peer pressure

 

[300WSM]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

there is a picture of that dude in the dictionary under mentally retarded.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Never, EVER trust or vote for a Democrat.

Anything a Democrat says is always a lie.

All Democrats are child molesters or people who enjoy watching child molesters rape children.

 

[tnichols]

Keep it easy. Make good decisions. In this case, he chose poorly.

 

[accurate obsession]

 

[Skeptic1]

Re: Things to teach Your children...

there is a picture of that dude in the dictionary under mentally retarded.

Wait...... you can't say retarded anymore. It is referred to as autistic.

 

[accurate obsession]

All jokes aside,
Looks like a feeble attempt at a Darwin Award.
Little more depth and a larger charge and we might of had a winner.

 

[SBRSarge]

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my kids everything they needed to know to lead a safe
and sane life.

You know what I mean... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.
But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let’s face it,
if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I would figure they are way
too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never...Ever...Ever...
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT...
Never... Ever... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it!!!

But(t), what will that do to any future problems with hemmorhoids?

 

[Baron23]

Good thing I have a son and not a daughter. LOL

 

[Flintdog2011]

Wait...... you can't say retarded anymore. It is referred to as autistic.

Sez you…