Maggie’s Things to teach Your children...

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As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my kids everything they needed to know to lead a safe
and sane life.

You know what I mean... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.
But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let’s face it,
if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I would figure they are way
too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never...Ever...Ever...
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT...
Never... Ever... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it!!!








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This is one of the funniest ever:

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Re: Things to teach Your children...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is one of the funniest ever:

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This looks like something my cousins would do
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Ignoring formal education in physics or chemistry and relying solely on the reptilian brain I would never think that fire, let alone fireworks, and my ass would go together.
 
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As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my kids everything they needed to know to lead a safe
and sane life.

You know what I mean... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.
But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let’s face it,
if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I would figure they are way
too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never...Ever...Ever...
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT...
Never... Ever... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it!!!








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But(t), what will that do to any future problems with hemmorhoids?