This asshole who keeps posting all the chinese crap late at night

Wanted: patient loser with no social or family life needed to chase Chinese Infiltrators across internet, also to act as a digital fence line for popular website - long hours, no pay, and zero respect - apply inside
How do I get inside?

Haha. In all seriousness, I trawl through the new posts as I'm still relatively new to this hobby and a I still get a lot from reading most threads. I don't mind deleting the WTBanned and Chinese characters University threads but I don't think it appropriate for a newbie be trusted to not fuck it up.

I already live in a nanny state so I'm used to the zero respect.