This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.

[Im2bent]

There are no bodies. At that depth it stops being a biology question and becomes a physics question.

My guess is that the USCG wants some answers regarding why they were not getting their cut of the action.

FIFY

 

[TexPatriot]

If there was a flash incineration, does anyone have a clue what temps were reached to achieve that and why wasn't the game controller melted?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If there was a flash incineration, does anyone have a clue what temps were reached to achieve that and why wasn't the game controller melted?

Because the game controller photo is probably fake news.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

If there was a flash incineration, does anyone have a clue what temps were reached to achieve that and why wasn't the game controller melted?

The flash would be only milliseconds in duration. The sudden highly compressed air would diesel, but before that has the chance to burn any longer, the 6000 psi of water would crush everything. So fast that only the best scientific cameras would be able to capture a frame of the 'flash'. The bodies would not even be present anymore. Red misted throughout the surrounding water immediately.

 

[TexPatriot]

Because the game controller photo is probably fake news.

Thats what I think. Plus, where did the ambient sunlight come from?

 

[TexPatriot]

The flash would be only milliseconds in duration. The sudden highly compressed air would diesel, but before that has the chance to burn any longer, the 6000 psi of water would crush everything. So fast that only the best scientific cameras would be able to capture a frame of the 'flash'. The bodies would not even be present anymore. Red misted throughout the surrounding water immediately.

I agree. But what temp was reached or is it even measurable. I'm assuming volcanic activity hot and hotter.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I agree. But what temp was reached or is it even measurable. I'm assuming volcanic activity hot and hotter.

At least 2000°F for that split instant. Basically like a Britelyt/Petromax forced air kerosene mantle lantern cranked on full power.

 

[7.62willdo]

I agree. But what temp was reached or is it even measurable. I'm assuming volcanic activity hot and hotter.

2900 degrees

 

[NoDopes]

2900 degrees

The carbon fiber probably kept that a couple degrees cooler.

 

[ActualCryptid]

If there was a flash incineration, does anyone have a clue what temps were reached to achieve that and why wasn't the game controller melted?

The game controller photo came from a Korean gaming news website as a joke and got spread by people who didn't know better or didn't care.

 

[Tokay444]

I agree. But what temp was reached or is it even measurable. I'm assuming volcanic activity hot and hotter.

Estimated to be approaching the surface of the sun.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Estimated to be approaching the surface of the sun.

Al Gore said thats a million bazillion degrees....

 

[Im2bent]

Obviously climate change caused any fire on that sub.........

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yeah, go be poor on an experimental sub, prole.

Sirhr

 

[hlee]

@TexPatriot

 

[sirhrmechanic]

@TexPatriot
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We would definitely also accept "that disgusting fat pig Lizzo... "

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

Lizzo????

Did someone mention Lizzo???

 

[BCP]

Boat left from Canada.

Pretty sure the company HQ is in America. Boat crew won't be liable but the company certainly will be.

Lizzo????

Did someone mention Lizzo???

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@Bigfatcock

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pretty sure the company HQ is in America. Boat crew won't be liable but the company certainly will be.

@Bigfatcock

Stop... just stop...

There is only so much fat, disgusting negroid blubber that any Internet forum can absorb before it implodes....

Like Billionaire Sub passengers. Who got turned into Campbells Soup.

Jimmy Stewart has something to do with this. I am sure.

Please, for the love of all things Holy... No more pictures of that disgusting tub of BLM wannabe fake news lard Lizzo. When She played Thomas Jefferson's Glass Flute with her Bean-o fart shit... she should have been executed for sedition.

Anything after that, she should be thanking us for not turning her lard-ass into catfish fry.

Sirhr

 

[Longshot231]

Stop... just stop...

There is only so much fat, disgusting negroid blubber that any Internet forum can absorb before it implodes....

Like Billionaire Sub passengers. Who got turned into Campbells Soup.

Jimmy Stewart has something to do with this. I am sure.

Please, for the love of all things Holy... No more pictures of that disgusting tub of BLM wannabe fake news lard Lizzo. When She played Thomas Jefferson's Glass Flute with her Bean-o fart shit... she should have been executed for sedition.

Anything after that, she should be thanking us for not turning her lard-ass into catfish fry.

Sirhr

That was James Madison's flute. Otherwise, you are absolutely correct. That POS probably smells as bad as it looks.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Tough call on Lizzo, but she has a lot of money so I’d probably smash.

 

[TexPatriot]

2900 degrees

So, is that like, as a hot as a pizza oven?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Pretty sure the company HQ is in America. Boat crew won't be liable but the company certainly will be.

@Bigfatcock

Company is/was HQ'd out of Everett, WA. About 20'ish miles South of me.

I drove by there a few days ago. Shocked to see that there were no News vultures anywhere to be found.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Can you 'catch' fat sickle cell ugly?

If you can... can I suggest you use protection, buddy?

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Company is/was HQ'd out of Everett, WA. About 20'ish miles South of me.

I drove by there a few days ago. Shocked to see that there were no News vultures anywhere to be found.

Well, they are focused on Trump's crimes. So... not paying attention to roasting billionaires who probably deserved it for being both stupid and WEF glitterati.

Time's ticking on those fucks.

Sirhr

 

[BCP]

Tough call on Lizzo, but she has a lot of money so I’d probably smash.

When I was in High School we had a bus driver who was that big and a friend of mine hit it lol.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

When I was in High School we had a bus driver who was that big and a friend of mine hit it lol.

Was he at least good looking? The bus driver, that is.

 

[Bigfatcock]

100% lizzo eats ass, and would have her good looking girlfriends join in for threesomes. Plus she’d give me a no limit credit card.

Because of those reasons I have to adjust my answer to a definite smash.

 

[pmclaine]

There are no bodies. At that depth it stops being a biology question and becomes a physics question.

My guess is that the USCG wants some answers regarding the use of an uncertified vessel to carry fare-paying passengers.

So Kantanji Brown couldn’t identify a woman for real down there?

 

[NoDopes]

She's also comfortable around guns.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

100% lizzo eats ass, and would have her good looking girlfriends join in for threesomes. Plus she’d give me a no limit credit card.

Because of those reasons I have to adjust my answer to a definite smash.

Lizzo wipes her ass back to front man.. might wanna throw some industrial grade cleaner on that vag before digging in. And I aint even sure industrial cleaner and solvents would do the trick breaking through the built up shit/sweat/hair/dead skin..

 

[Maggot]

I saw the photo, wont repost, but what the fuck is a lizzo?

 

[Jscb1b]

I saw the photo, wont repost, but what the fuck is a lizzo?

Don't they hang out at truck stops?

 

[clcustom1911]

RE: Polish jokes. I did a search on Polish beauty contestants. These are some of the results. In the interest of full disclosure, I am not Polish. AFAIK, I don't have any Polish ancestors.

Then I did a search on US beauty contestants!

Back to our regular scheduled programming.

I can attest to the fact that Polish Girl is Best Girl

 

[BCP]

I can attest to the fact that Polish Girl is Best Girl

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Yeah and then there's the Polish version of the Kama Sutra, "In, Out, Repeat if Possible".

 

[BCP]

Lizzo wipes her ass back to front man.. might wanna throw some industrial grade cleaner on that vag before digging in. And I aint even sure industrial cleaner and solvents would do the trick breaking through the built up shit/sweat/hair/dead skin..

BigFatCock is such a stud he'll plow right throw all of that so hard people will think LA is getting hit with another quake.

 

[Jscb1b]

BigFatCock is such a stud he'll plow right throw all of that so hard people will think LA is getting hit with another quake.

 

[DIBBS]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I can attest to the fact that Polish Girl is Best Girl

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But we really can't take you seriously with this evaluation because you are like an eighteen year old getting a different piece every couple months. Whatever the current flavor is, is the best. Six months ago it was an Italian six months before that it was a hot Latino six months before that it was a California girl six months before that it was.....

 

[Bigfatcock]

 

[NoDopes]

The title should really have read

This is definitely crushing...

 

[BurtG]

Lizzo????

Did someone mention Lizzo???

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Looks like the monster in this video

 

[BurtG]

So, is that like, as a hot as a pizza oven?

#wouldnotpullout

 

[BCP]

Looks like the monster in this video

Goddamn our culture is such a pile of shit.

 

[Bigfatcock]

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#wouldnotpullout

 

[Guyanaman1963]

The legend lives on thanks to James Cameron
Of the big ship they called the Titanic
The ship, it is said, lying on the sea bed
Attracts rich folks who’ve gone slightly manic
With a load of hardware from the local junk yard
An ivy leaguer set out to explore her
He came up with a plan and built a cheap-ass tin can
With a joy stick that was kind of squirrely



The can was a joke as it was built by some wokes
But they headed out for the Mid-Ocean
As the DSV’s go it was lamer than most
With a crew and good captain of retards
Concluding some terms for some quick quarter mils
They pushed off for the central Atlantic
And later that week when they looked towards the deep
Could it be a beer can they were sailing?

The clicking torque wrench made a tattle-tale sound
And the hatch fitted down like a jar lid
And no one really knew except the captain or two
That the crew sphere was made out of Bondo
The Ship started down and they started to grin
When the dreams of Titanic came on them

But five thousand feet down smiles turned into frowns
As the acoustical sensor began crackling
At 6 thousand feet the young wokies radio’d in
And said “Fellas you’re almost half way there”
At 7K feet the cheap window caved in
And ignited the crew like Napalm
The capsule went boom and the crew went "Oh s..."
Getting crushed to the size of a crayon.
And later that day when the comms went astray
Came the wreck of the Beer Can Explorers


Does any one know where the passengers go
When the pressure turns them into mere Twinkies?
The searchers all knew that there was no captain or crew
But the distraction was too good to pass up.
They might been breathing or they might have been mush
They may have floated up to the smooth surface
But the fact that remains and the whole event screams
Of a way to protect Hunter Biden


The Med has its shoals and the Atlantic has Bergs
and they swallow up ships like they're snack food
The Pacific has waves that are big as a mount
Its bottom is littered with iron
The South China Sea even seems kind of calm
Until you crash your airline down upon it.
But the ships that go cross and the mariners who are boss
Know you don’t go deep diving with Morons!


In the crusty old site called the Bear Pit they laughed
and made memes and brought up lordship Darwin
The Glowies chimed in yet the whole thing has been
About trannies with blue hair and nose rings
The legend lives on from the Bear Pit on down
Of the the junk that was not made in China
Titanic, they said, now has a bunch more rich dead
As the 50-somethings retired too early!


Eat your heart out Gordon Lightfoot.

Now would one of you guys who knows how to play guitar please put that on CD so I can start collecting my songwriter royalties?

Sirhr

You need to put this to music… maybe dub in to the original. This is and will be a masterpiece!
M.

 

[clcustom1911]

But we really can't take you seriously with this evaluation because you are like an eighteen year old getting a different piece every couple months. Whatever the current flavor is, is the best. Six months ago it was an Italian six months before that it was a hot Latino six months before that it was a California girl six months before that it was.....

I cannot fault your logic based on my previous behavior patterns.

 

[Rthur]

Whoever made that basket deserves an award...

R

 

[cas6969]

Lizzo wipes her ass back to front man.. with a toilet brush

 

[pmclaine]

FOUND: Oceangate submersible located by sonar near Titanic wreck

www.sanfranchronicle.com