bastard..........
FOUND: Oceangate submersible located by sonar near Titanic wreck
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This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.
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Worse than a rickroll lulz.FOUND: Oceangate submersible located by sonar near Titanic wreck
You sick bastards made Fox News with your 'sick commentary'
I'm so proud
Online mockery of Titanic submersible leaves cultural observers sickened: 'Garbage dump of vile commentary'
Social media snark and jokes abounded during the saga of the missing Titanic submersible, leading some commentators to call it the worst of modern culture.www.foxnews.com
"We're trying to profit off other people's misery, stop making jokes!"
Vultures. Loathsome despicable creatures.
That sub went down faster than Michael Jackson at a day care.
That sub went down faster than FJB at a day care!
Tried that… but in polling folks kept asking “did he trip?”
You know I run All My Memes through a focus group before sharing them with you, right?
I was in marketing!
Sirhr
What do you call a sub full of lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
A good start.
In the town of Everett Washington
Lived a man named Stockton Rush
And he told us of his dream
Of a carbon fiber submarine
So we paid our 250 grand
'Twas on a boat we left the land
And went beneath the waves
In our carbon fiber submarine
We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine
We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine
Lived a man named Stockton Rush
And he told us of his dream
Of a carbon fiber submarine
So we paid our 250 grand
'Twas on a boat we left the land
And went beneath the waves
In our carbon fiber submarine
We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine
We all died in a carbon fiber submarine
Carbon fiber submarine, carbon fiber submarine
Just 8 more songs and we can have an Album.
I even have an idea for album cover:
Sirhr
I even have an idea for album cover:
Sirhr
Super Dave agrees. Had he been around, he would have been on that submersible giving us a play-by-play account of his experience.
Whar bodies?!?!?!?!? Whar??!?!??!
In all seriousness though why go through the expense and trouble of recovering that crap.
They will reassemble it and figure out why it imploded.
I mean they are going to reassemble it and then say.... Carbon fiber is not a material for high pressure and salt water, but we already knew that.
They are spending tax dollars. They don't give a fuck.
They are distracting from Joe Biden's crimes, rambling and apparently gimp mask strap marks from his oxygenation chamber BS.
Bodies... where the bodies.
There are no bodies, idiots.
There is a tiny amont of tomato soup.... already plankton shit.
All a distraction. Losers imploded. Commies are taking advantage. Never let a crisis go to waste!
Sirhr
Bodies... where the bodies.
There are no bodies, idiots.
There is a tiny amont of tomato soup.... already plankton shit.
All a distraction. Losers imploded. Commies are taking advantage. Never let a crisis go to waste!
Sirhr
How professionals handle emergencies! Not sure if they were white/male/50+.
Bwahhhaaahhhh they deployed the slides for that 1 foot drop to the ground lulz. But once again in all seriousness anyone that fucks up a landing because the nose gear malfunctioned has no bidness flying.
Can't have a bunch of garbage litter next to the Titanic.
That thing was glued together I bet the middle part went CRUNCH and the titanium pieces flew off either end.
Wonder if they will sell Pieces of Titan as souvenirs.
I would love a chunk of it in my kitchen with a sign that says “stick to making sammiches.”
Sirhr
I would love a chunk of it in my kitchen with a sign that says “stick to making sammiches.”
Sirhr
Does that model come with a ketchup packet?
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Or better yet bring that low background steel up.
