This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.

[Ronws]

When the sub imploded, I can fairly well determine what was the last thing to go through their minds. Their assholes.

 

[34vld]

When the sub imploded, I can fairly well determine what was the last thing to go through their minds. Their assholes.

And they said "If I had the guts, I'd do it again"

 

[Ronws]

And they said "If I had the guts, I'd do it again"

Two fish talking:

Was he a man of good taste?

No, he was a bit tough and stringy.

 

[rtB]

Fun project for you and the kids this weekend. Make your own 3D scale model of the Oceangate Titan Submersible:

 

[7.62willdo]

Fun project for you and the kids this weekend. Make your own 3D scale model of the Oceangate Titan Submersible:
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Done!

 

[Longshot231]

Do you know what Kamala Harris and the OceanGate Titan have in common?

They both suck.

 

[Jgunner]

If anyone else has some tasteless or cliche: water you weighting for?

 

[Jscb1b]

If anyone else has some tasteless or cliche: water you weighting for?

I have other pressing issues.

 

[NoDopes]

I can't fathom where they may be.

 

[101st]

Do you know what Kamala Harris and the OceanGate Titan have in common?

They both suck.

They are both lower than whale shit too!

 

[JoshPutman]

You guys just keep chumming the water with each post.

 

[Jscb1b]

Somebody always bites.

 

[Im2bent]

 

[Ronws]

"You've got that shrinking feeling..." -butchering a song by the Righteous Brothers.

 

[Jscb1b]

Come on people, don't let this thread flounder!!!!!

 

[Makinchips208]

We are 900 posts deep and all is well.

 

[rtB]

I think this this thread will end in crushed expectations.

 

[vh20]

My heart sank after watching that.

Don't worry, it will go on.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The Quebec Film board is releasing a movie about Oceangate next month. It will be in French.

I won’t go see it because I don’t like subtitles.

Sirhr

 

[BurtG]

Do you know what Kamala Harris and the OceanGate Titan have in common?

They both suck.

They go down easy ?

 

[NoDopes]

All these posts are leaving me with crushing depression

 

[JM4590]

One of these days the truth of what happened will buoy to the surface…

 

[Ronws]

The captain of the sub was named Bob.

 

[TexPatriot]

This thread is running out of air.

Let me breath new life in it.

 

[billt]

This thread is running out of air.

Let me breath new life in it.

Or you can try the, "Fart Mask"!

 

[Ronws]

The fart mask scene makes me long to be on that sub.

 

[Im2bent]

 

[BJames]

 

[UKDslayer]

I don't know if it already been played above, but the "implosion sound" the Navy had ID'd the day it went missing has been released.

 

[Jscb1b]

Please don't let this tread sink! Up.

 

[Ronws]

True. Need to keep it up for all the buoys and gulls.

 

[NoDopes]

 

[Im2bent]

 

[rtB]

 

[Makinchips208]

What goes up must come down.
What goes down may not come up.

 

[pmclaine]

What goes up must come down.
What goes down may not come up.

Deep thinker.

 

[Ronws]

I think we are scraping the bottom, here.

 

[Im2bent]

After the first cracking sounds......

 

[Long_Action]

Hitting Rock Bottom doesn't mean you have to stay there. Eventually the Coast Guard will pick up the pieces.....

 

[Ronws]

I hear one of the crew members had a crush on one of the others.

 

[FredHammer]

Titan's last transmission:

[Intro: Freddie Mercury]
Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Doo buh dum ba beh beh

[Verse 1: David Bowie & Freddie Mercury]
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

 

[Jscb1b]

Come on people, don't let me down. We can get to 20 pages if nobody cracks up.

 

[Im2bent]

Come on people, don't let me down. We can get to 20 pages if nobody cracks up.

 

[FredHammer]

Come on people, don't let me down. We can get to 20 pages if nobody cracks up.

Unlike the crew of the Titan, we don't have to get pressured into it...

 

[Im2bent]

Don't worry we won't cave in.

 

[FredHammer]

The father & son duo literally bonded...

 

[Jscb1b]

The father & son duo literally bonded...

Splat

 

[NoDopes]

What did Titan say after the Titanic told a joke?

You crack me up!

 

[FredHammer]

Titanic: 2
Rich People: 0

 

[Ronws]

Turns out that not only can money not buy happiness, it also cannot buy smarts or common sense. But it can buy you a smaller waistline, so it seems.