This definitely sucks. Submarine lost.

[slowworm]

Dammit, you beat me to post 1000.

I was going to plumb the depths of my humor… but alas…

Sirhr

I cannot fathom the depths of your dissapointment.

 

[Ronws]

I cannot fathom the depths of your dissapointment.

I have a sinking feeling that ya'll are beating me to the punchlines.

 

[pmclaine]

Just probing the depths now under the pressure to create humor.

 

[Ronws]

Yeah, my jokes are a bit flat.

 

[Ronws]

"Tiny bubbles in the water..." - Don Ho

 

[Ronws]

Written and recorded when he was with Black Sabbath, this performance under his own stage name is inspiring.

 

[Im2bent]

We still doing this?

 

[Ronws]

At one time, there was a desire to keep this thread afloat. But I have a sinking feeling that it will descend into the abyss.

 

[Jscb1b]

It can't get any deeper!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This thread really needs to go into legendary status…

It made 21 pages… it qualifies.

What say you all? Do we take the plunge and drop this into legendary thread status?

Sirhr

 

[isofahunter]

^^^^
Ahy Ahy, Captain!

 

[Ronws]

I agree. Not that it will attain sticky status. However, the crew was sticky. "That stain is not going to come out."

 

[Makinchips208]

Only missing an appearance from @Lowlight . Would be the bomb if the lowlight stooped low enough to get down in this thread. Then I would be happy with life.
Unless he did already and I missed it.

 

[Ranchhand]

It needs to be anchored in history

 

[NoDopes]

Needs this to qualify...

Because, that's all they got.

 

[Ronws]

Needs this to qualify...

Because, that's all they got.

Yesh, Mish Moneypenny...

 

[Makinchips208]

Awe man! My submarine got sunk!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Only missing an appearance from @Lowlight . Would be the bomb if the lowlight stooped low enough to get down in this thread. Then I would be happy with life.
Unless he did already and I missed it.

Technically, it was a midget submarine…

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

With lettuce and honey mustard.

 

[Ronws]

In another thread, @pmclaine wondered if that deep thread by @Maggot was about this thread. It is not.

 

[cas6969]

I could never put my finger on it before.

 

[Ronws]

^ I see you are egging it on.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Threadcutter308]

I watched that yesterday. Very illustrative.

Sad that the passengers got sucked into Stockton Rush's BS. They paid for their mistake(s) with their lives.

 

[slowworm]

I watched that yesterday. Very illustrative.

Sad that the passengers got sucked into Stockton Rush's BS. They paid for their mistake(s) with their lives.

It was a crushing abuse of trust...

 

[Ronws]

Reminds me of how I split and crush cranberries when I am boiling them. I make homemade cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

 

[Longshot231]

Reminds me of how I split and crush cranberries when I am boiling them. I make homemade cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Show the video and tell that to the people who will be eating your cranberry sauce

 

[Ronws]

Show the video and tell that to the people who will be eating your cranberry sauce

Damn it, I wish I had thought of that. Nice!

 

[slowworm]

Serious question folks.

At what point does this become a legendary thread? We must be getting close!

 

[Im2bent]

Serious question folks.

At what point does this become a legendary thread? We must be getting close!

Eventually the cream rises to the top.

 

[Ronws]

How to serve humans:

puree' , then mix with salty water. Recommend using a straw.

 

[Ronws]

I know what song the crew was singing near the end.

 

[Makinchips208]

How to serve humans:

puree' , then mix with salty water. Recommend using a straw.

What does the cannibal get that’s shows up late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.

 

[Ronws]

Two fish start eating the remains of one of the crew. One starts at the head and says to the other fish who started at a foot and asks>
"How are you doing down there?"

"Great! I'm having a ball!"

 

[pmclaine]

China says “hold my beer I’m going deep”

 

[Peloton]

Why is this thread still alive? LOL

 

[Im2bent]

Why is this thread still alive? LOL

So the Titan Five can live on forever?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Serious question folks.

At what point does this become a legendary thread? We must be getting close!

Made legendary thread at 7 awesome pages… just no one got around to posting it up!

Go for it!

The rest of us have been busy making fun of Derp from a Distance…. And forgot!

Cheers!

 

[NoDopes]

Why does this thread keep popping up to the surface?

 

[Jscb1b]

Why does this thread keep popping up to the surface?

Because the sub can't!

 

[mick243]

Why is this thread still alive? LOL

kinda expected it to implode by now....

 

[Ronws]

I wonder if the remains of the crew were recovered so that they could then be buried at sea.

 

[CaptNkllm]

And just like them... I was SUCKED into this

No Refunds!

Wonder if they were Vaxxed and Boosted.. Symptoms were much better When their hearts Gave out.

 

[NoDopes]

Died suddenly?

 

[Makinchips208]

I wonder if the remains of the crew were recovered so that they could then be buried at sea.

I believe the decision was made to let them rest in piece.

 

[Ronws]

I believe the decision was made to let them rest in piece.

That warms the heart of my cockles.

 

[CaptNkllm]

I believe the decision was made to let them rest in PIECES.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Ronws]

Fixed it for you.

I believe they were evacuated through a straw. Talk about a job that sucks.

 

[Makinchips208]

I believe they were evacuated through a straw. Talk about a job that sucks.

Would that be like when you have a strawberry milkshake and the strawberries plug the straw?

 

[Ronws]

Would that be like when you have a strawberry milkshake and the strawberries plug the straw?

Yes, and you get a headache trying to draw it through the straw rather than just get a spoon and eat the solid bit.