Maggie’s This is an AR Tacticool must have!

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    When I saw this, I knew i must share this gem! Not sure how long it's been out, but it's sure to give every mall ninja that much needed tactical edge! :D

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    can i get one that looks like a big snatch?

    It's a .22 cal, it wouldn't be a 'big' snatch. But I like where you're going with that. How 'bout a parkerized penis where the bullet comes out the pee hole? You could call it prince albert something something if it were a brake. I'm with Mike, it's so stupid it's cool. If they make a .30 or 6.5, I would absolutely shoot F class with it. Psyops!
     
    My wife likes dragons. I showed it to her. After she stopped laughing, she said, "Yeah, I like that. You can put one of those on my AR...." I told her I'd get it Cerakoted in Barbie Pink for her. LOL :)
     
    It's a .22 cal, it wouldn't be a 'big' snatch. But I like where you're going with that. How 'bout a parkerized penis where the bullet comes out the pee hole? You could call it prince albert something something if it were a brake. I'm with Mike, it's so stupid it's cool. If they make a .30 or 6.5, I would absolutely shoot F class with it. Psyops!

    Get a fuzzy ball sack shaped rear bag to go with your penis flash suppressor and you would be like a hair in a biscuit.
    On a serious note, I expect this dumb ass thing would throw your groups off.

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    Meh. I've been rolling with a set of fuzzy dice hanging from my bayonet lug for years. If it were an Elvis head? Now that would get my attention.

    Fuzzy dice... don't those just catch fire in the muzzle blast? I run a pair of Neuticles hanging from a chain! And if they come up with Elvis, count me in for a group buy! Thank you very much, colonel...

    OP... thanks for posting. Best laugh of the day, then again it's early yet and we still have not finished discussing the Brow Guard, now available in Cadpat.

    Cheers,

    Sirhr