Toilet Paper ratings. They've gone to shit.

[Maggot]

All you hoarders take note.

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[GreenGO Juan]

I only wipe my ass with charmin. Because I like to actually remove the poop from my sphincter with out raw skin.

 

[lariat]

So does this mean I need to have a fingernail cleaner next to the toilet too? So the current lavatory inventory is: cellphone, cellphone charger, pistol (just in case), toilet paper and extra rolls, fingernail cleaner, and a book in case the cell coverage goes out. Maybe a cup of coffee too. Did I miss anything?

 

[LeftyJason]

I only wipe my ass with charmin. Because I like to actually remove the poop from my sphincter with out raw skin.

Yes. But do you use ultra soft or ultra strong?

 

[hafejd30]

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Yes. But do you use ultra soft or ultra strong?

Am I missing out on the soft?

 

[Longshot231]

 

[lariat]

That will for sure scratch the itch.

 

[Longshot231]

That will for sure scratch the itch.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[hukset402]

So does this mean I need to have a fingernail cleaner next to the toilet too? So the current lavatory inventory is: cellphone, cellphone charger, pistol (just in case), toilet paper and extra rolls, fingernail cleaner, and a book in case the cell coverage goes out. Maybe a cup of coffee too. Did I miss anything?

Snacks. Gotta balance the output with some input. That way you can finish the book.

 

[forrestgump01]

Toilet paper ??...... I just use the shower curtain.

 

[Seed tick]

A bread sac works really well, bread even better

 

[lariat]

just the left hand and a plastic bottle of water to wash the hand will do fine. No tp needed.

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[candyx]

Hand soap is still cheaper .

 

[n2ishun]

 

[roostercogburn98]

View attachment 7957536

John Wayne toilet paper was popular when I was a kid

 

[Maggot]

They work but you only get one good clean wipe per cobb.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

If it gets really bad just plug the leak.

 

[Longshot231]

They work but you only get one good clean wipe per cobb.

Not necessarily. That’s why they are rounded during the manufacturing process.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Baby wipes FTW

 

[diggler1833]

Seems fitting here...

 

[hukset402]

If it gets really bad just plug the leak.View attachment 7957537

Is this still available?

 

[theLBC]

so basically, only tp that scored an F in this stupid shit is worth a crap.

Scott 1000 F
Charmin F
Cottonelle Ultra F
Great Value 1000 F
HDX F
Kirkland F
Kroger Soft & Strong F
Scott ComfortPlus F
Trader Joe's Super Soft F
Quilted Northern Ultra Soft & Strong F
365 Everyday Value, Sustainably Soft F
Amazon Basics F
Angel Soft F
Aria F
Fiora F
Great Value Ultra F
H-E-B Our Finest F
Moxie F
Paperbird Soft & Strong F
Presto! F
Publix Super Soft F
Publix Ultra Strong F
Quilted Northern Ultra Plush F
Softly F
Stop & Shop / Giant Food F
Up & Up F
Wegmans F
Willow Thick & Soft F

 

[pk5333]

So does this mean I need to have a fingernail cleaner next to the toilet too? So the current lavatory inventory is: cellphone, cellphone charger, pistol (just in case), toilet paper and extra rolls, fingernail cleaner, and a book in case the cell coverage goes out. Maybe a cup of coffee too. Did I miss anything?

always a cup of coffee for my morning shits

 

[acudaowner]

but with this hose you'll be sparkling clean and squeak when you walk .

as far as toilet paper

Morsoft Universal Roll Towels, 8" X 800 Ft, Brown, 6 Rolls/carton (MORR6800)

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[jhunter]

Yeah $24. Fuck a toilet paper shortage Amazon product ASIN B087TM8ZLF

 

[candyx]

This scooper works terrific ,corn and peanuts are no match.