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Maggie’s Twas the month before Christmas*

Victor N TN

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Twas the month before Christmas*

*When all through our land,*

*Not a Christian was praying*

*Nor taking a stand.*

*See the PC Police had taken away,*

*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*

*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*

*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*

*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*

* December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*

*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*

*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*

*Something was changing, something quite odd! *

*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*

*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*

*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*

* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*

*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*

*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*

*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*

*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*

*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*

*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*

*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*

*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*

* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*

*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*

*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*

*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Treee'*

*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*

*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*

*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,

not Happy Holiday !*

Please, all Christians join together and

wish everyone you meet during the

holidays a

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!
 
Re: Twas the month before Christmas*

this is a great twist on a classic that might need to be read regularly. Even our churches are trying to be "PC" and its a sign of changing times. I make sure my family are there regularly and understand what we're doing there. We all need to look back and realize what the founding of our choices and this country are based upon!
Merry Christmas and God Bless
 
Re: Twas the month before Christmas*

The PC bullplop started long ago, I remember being taught a "holiday diversity" song in grade school... and that was 20 years ago. Still going on today, and worse every year.

The liberal trends of our pop culture disgust me to my very core. I blame Hollywood. WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION MAGGOTS!?!?!!
 
Re: Twas the month before Christmas*

Thank you for that Victor, it seems too many people forget what this time of year is all about.
I'm tired of hearing Happy Holidays, It's Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being PC is the easy way out.


Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!