Re: USMC Commemorative M40 Raffle
At first,
I feared 41 may have imposed another self ban in frustration, but have concluded he choose a cruise to Iceland instead. After speaking too the captains wife and spending several days of soaking in the 100-degree geothermal pools whose soft, milky water comes from blue-green algae and white silica, (which act as natural skin conditioners) 41 was able to gain a seat at the captain’s table.
At which point all sorts of mischief was to follow. I’m positive he was able to use his skills to convince all in charge that they should follow him to adventure. Several days spent frolicking in Thingvellir National Park included picking blueberries, making wine, and felling willow trees with his hand-axe. Then it was off to the Botanical Garden in Akureyri, to collect specific plant species as he plans to use them in his cure for cancer when he triumphantly returns to the U.S.
However, the last known satellite images showed the cruise liner at full steam heading towards Somalia, where I suspect 41 has engaged in skeet shooting and full contact Rugby with the Raider Fans on-board. There are rumors circling around the local villages that a SOS radio call was heard by fishermen claiming there was a madman on board wearing an eye patch, shoulder pads, a Tim Brown jersey, and no pants. They said he was standing in the Crows Nest screaming he will cast his collection of heathen statues into the Godafos falls as a declaration of his conversion to the Christian faith should they not stop their evil ways.
Return to us soon and Godspeed my friend.
-Pat
