Man the mental gymnastics people go through to justify carrying a bunch of useless shit.
When one's cranky old bastard persona is so strong that it compels one to call a basic first aid kit and a package of buttwipes "useless shit", then maybe it's time to call in sick and go fishing or something. I do realize that this gear will occupy space that could be used for the 4th magazine for the 2nd backup gun, and that's going to put some folks in a bad place. Trust me, we'll get through it.