We are so fucked

[ArmyJerry]

What happened to my country..... Professional cuddlists. Holy mother of God we are soo fucked.

https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/158911-2/

This is nation wide evidently.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

Hah. Ahah. Ahahahahahah!

 

[CriticallyStressed]

I’m sure that’s what they tell their friends and family they do for a living

 

[W54/XM-388]

The question inquiring minds want to know is what value for the money do they offer?
Unless they are a lot cheaper than "full service", I don't see the point.

 

[Rthur]

"Me hug you long time"...
5 dorrar to beaucoup.

R

 

[Alphatreedog]

Fy dolla holla .

 

[Alphatreedog]

If the professional cuddler farts during "serenity" time what happens?

Pixie dust and rainbows .

 

[1J04]

No Happy Ending? That's Bullshit. Yep, We're Fucked Alrighty..........

 

[Diver160651]

What happened to my country..... Professional cuddlists. Holy mother of God we are soo fucked.

https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/158911-2/

This is nation wide evidently.

Did you apply to be a cuddliest?

I can see it now, you’d be perfect with all that empathy; But you need to take off your MX boots and Helmet first.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

What in God's name......Seriously

A society of weaklings and pansies that are being reared right now.

Sure, the "meek shall inherit the Earth", but by "meek" I always thought were just folks who prefer CC instead of open-carry. Not this crybaby type nonsense.

 

[Foul Mike]

I will cuddle to a certain point--then--
I want some of that pouterlier you got between your legs.
Cut to the point, I want some and so do you. So, get some, then we'll have a Coolie Loolie of your choice. Me, I'll have a beer, then more Poonannie.
FM

 

[The DFC]

$80/hour-I'm in!

 

[hic28]

Can you cuddle a big load on their face after?

 

[Longshot231]

I got so use to sleeping with a blonde block of ice that weighed 120 lbs for years. I wouldn't know what it;s like to cuddle.

Is that something that married people are supposed to do?

 

[308pirate]

Not gonna lie, the whole thing is creepy as fuck.

 

[bikeracer]

Seriously - what the fuck did you think you’d find reading some stupid rag piece of shit called Hollywood Unlocked? Where do you even find this stuff?

 

[Longshot231]

I always thought that shooting a 1,000 yard rifle at 300 yards or less was like being in bed with the hottest girl on the planet but all you're allowed to do is cuddle.

Sorry but I wanted to keep this thread firearms related.

 

[308pirate]

What if she's hot and I pop a stiffy?

 

[Alphatreedog]

What if she's hot and I pop a stiffy?

Send it .?

 

[ArmyJerry]

It was on the radio this morning so I looked it up

Seriously - what the fuck did you think you’d find reading some stupid rag piece of shit called Hollywood Unlocked? Where do you even find this stuff?

 

[Longshot231]

What if she's hot and I pop a stiffy?

You could do what's called a reverse #metoo. If that happens to you, always blame her.

Simply say something like, "why are you trying to turn me on? I didn't know that was what I hired you for. I'm not that kind of guy."

Or the ultimate crowd pleasing statement would be, "I'm a virgin." NOTE: you have to be able to say that with a straight face.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Yea, I'll just get a hooker like normal people. Thanks, though.

 

[ArmyJerry]

You are weird babbles. You still havent posted one source that you trust

 

[ArmyJerry]

Post a source or are you lying again?

I think the same thing, especially when I see people post links from Breitbart and Zerohedge and other wack-a-doodle websites.

The fact is, a lot of science and research says that even basic non-sexual human contact, can stave off depression, increase immune system response, and is generally good for ones health. Dogs have the same effect.

Perhaps it would be more accepted if they were each wearing body armor and holding M4's?

They're not hurting anyone, they're not doing anything unethical or immoral, so WTF is the problem?

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[--BLACKOUT--]

In the real Hollywood, they do this with under age children but they can't let that be known.

 

[Foul Mike]

I just want some pussy!! Is that bad? FM
Cuddle for a while but cut to the chase and give up some of that bearded[or shaven] clam,poonannie, vajayjay whatever you want to call it.
I will give it a licken to if it don't have the stank.

 

[buffalowinter]

I don't know...good work if you can get it. Sort of like Special Forces..."Hearts & Mind's" an' all that.

 

[308pirate]

I think the same thing, especially when I see people post links from Breitbart and Zerohedge and other wack-a-doodle websites.

The fact is, a lot of science and research says that even basic non-sexual human contact, can stave off depression, increase immune system response, and is generally good for ones health. Dogs have the same effect.

Perhaps it would be more accepted if they were each wearing body armor and holding M4's?

They're not hurting anyone, they're not doing anything unethical or immoral, so WTF is the problem?

The people who need that shit are pussies. Kinda like you come to think of it

 

[308pirate]

Send it .?

As tankers say.....ON THE WAY!

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Seriously, do people not know there are hookers? How is this a business? I can get on FB and find a hooker to-night, and a good one probably.

Begs the question what kind of safety system is in place for these commissioned cuddlers?

 

[JimLee]

This is what happens 30 years after a country stops locking up the mentally ill, this and Democrats.

 

[Rthur]

You are weird babbles. You still havent posted one source that you trusy

What this guy said ^^^

R

 

[Threadcutter308]

What if she's hot and I pop a stiffy?

What ? You need one of us to tell you ? Fuk, I gotta go floss my teeth....

 

[Veer_G]

Seriously - what the fuck did you think you’d find reading some stupid rag piece of shit called Hollywood Unlocked? Where do you even find this stuff?

Jerry is our MSM sin-eater when he isn't exhorting us to inflate the worth of his holdings in Northrop-Grumman.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I just want some pussy!! Is that bad? FM
Cuddle for a while but cut to the chase and give up some of that bearded[or shaven] clam,poonannie, vajayjay whatever you want to call it.
I will give it a licken to if it don't have the stank.

Do stank or not..........who cares ?

 

[Rthur]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignorance

The sun seems to rise in the East.. would you like a link to that source as well?

Google is spelled G O O G L E

For your own benefit, I suggest you learn to use it. This stuff isn't hidden in some place you'd consider an obscure location, like a real book.. its common knowledge genius. Try reading every now and then, you'd be surprised at what you can learn.

You have dodged an honest question again...
Making broad claims to the veracity of the sites you mention without any "evidence" to support your suppositions.
As you berate Trump for his claims of "fake news" you are in fact doing same.
The ball is in your court...

R

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I got so use to sleeping with a blonde block of ice that weighed 120 lbs for years. I wouldn't know what it;s like to cuddle.

Is that something that married people are supposed to do?

Not just for married folk. Also known as a means to an end. More commonly referred to as 'foreplay'.

One of the main reasons for cuddling is so that chicks don't think we guys are all a bunch of Neanderthal savages

 

[Jscb1b]

If it tastes like shit, you went to far!

 

[Roo_man]

geeezzzz

 

[Dewey7271]

The people who need that shit are pussies

Yeah buddy. Big time.

 

[Maser]

I think the whole Hide could use a group cuddle!

 

[Dewey7271]

The fact is, a lot of science and research says that even basic non-sexual human contact, can stave off depression, increase immune system response, and is generally good for ones health. Dogs have the same effect.

Probably why I have a dog; and I don’t have to pay it $80 an hour.

Seems to me it’s a bunch of candy asses scared to ask someone out. Pretty easy to do and probably would have a more satisfactory ending.

 

[Veer_G]

The people who need that shit are pussies. Kinda like you come to think of it

Traumatized ones, at that.

 

[Rthur]

An honest question????? Are you freaking serious with this crap or are people really this ridiculously stupid? For crying out loud, the gross ignorance is disturbing.

A person can not possibly be this stupid and still be able to operate a computer.

Stop trying to yank my chain and pretend you're that dumb.. and if you really are, then it can't be fixed. Google it yourself.

If you don't believe me, then that's fine.. we live in a country were you have the freedom to remain dumb.. and judging by the comments in this thread, its a freedom well exercised.

I'm astounded what I said was even challenged. ya all should have stuck with "its creepy to pay to hug a stranger"... at least that had merit.

No debate to be offered, first try to insult someone's intelligence.
If you think Google is the end all this may be part of the fallacy to your "logic".
Could you provide a video of you typing this?
I'll bet that it would look like the vape store pussy having a mental breakdown.
BTW- this is how you insult someone ^^^
Drops the mic...

R

 

[Foul Mike]

Dewey, you aren't stoinking your dog are you?


threadcutter #39 Also, the stank just doesn't just roll off your tongue unless it was so thick you should have known better than to put your tongue down there. Doesn't mean you don't give her the Big Bodine, you just deny her the talents of your tongue.

 

[308pirate]

Judging by your postings, I doubt you think very much at all...

I love it when I'm underestimated. Makes it so much easier to defeat my enemies.

 

[thejeep]

Way to cheap for that bullshit. If you want to catch fish.....go fucking find one.

 

[308pirate]

An honest question????? Are you freaking serious with this crap or are people really this ridiculously stupid? For crying out loud, the gross ignorance is disturbing.

A person can not possibly be this stupid and still be able to operate a computer.

Stop trying to yank my chain and pretend you're that dumb.. and if you really are, then it can't be fixed. Google it yourself.

If you don't believe me, then that's fine.. we live in a country were you have the freedom to remain dumb.. and judging by the comments in this thread, its a freedom well exercised.

I'm astounded what I said was even challenged. ya all should have stuck with "its creepy to pay to hug a stranger"... at least that had merit.

Fuck off asshole

You were placed against the same yardstick you place on everyone else and you failed.

 

[bikeracer]

It was on the radio this morning so I looked it up

Seriously what the fuck did you think you’d hear listening to some stupid piece of shit radio station that would run these kinds of stories? ;-) How’s the ribs feeling? No cuddling for you for at least a few weeks, eh?

 

[Veer_G]

Actually, when I posted the original factual information, I didn't post a link to the science and research because its such basic and common knowledge.. If we were discussing evolutionary stellar nucleosynthesis, I probably would have posted the link.

In other words, I overestimated you. Boy was I fooled.

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