welp, going into firewood season and,,,

[oneshot86]

my buddy goes ahead and runs over my fire barrel...
fuckin guy wasnt even drinkin.
i feel like i lost a friend, ive had it since 96

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Hunt him down and kill him....

Just 'sayin.

SIrhr

 

[oneshot86]

I... I...I...
I must be getting soft in my mid life area, i forgave him already, i dont know why.
he said as i was looking at it not knowing if mt Vesuvius was coming, he said, you are going to hate me for a while.
i said, THE WHOLE COMMUNITY is going to hate you for a while.
i know it truly was an accident, im cool

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I... I...I...
I must be getting soft in my mid life area, i forgave him already, i dont know why.
he said as i was looking at it not knowing if mt Vesuvius was coming, he said, you are going to hate me for a while.
i said, THE WHOLE COMMUNITY is going to hate you for a while.
i know it truly was an accident, im cool

Make him buy you something expensive....

Forgiveness has a price ;-)

Especially for friends.

Sirhr

 

[MtnCreek]

Secure the next one with a bunch of short tee-posts. It's amazing the shit that won't get run over when there's a bunch of tee-posts sticking out of it.

 

[oneshot86]

HELL, i just backed my new van through my new garage door, hows that for a fuckup

 

[MtnCreek]

Make him buy you something expensive....

Forgiveness has a price ;-)

Especially for friends.

Sirhr

That's a good idea! Get a corrugated pipe manufacturer to build a heavy gauge fire ring and dry stack stone around it for a new fire pit. And make your buddy put up the $$$ and labor.

 

[oneshot86]

Make him buy you something expensive....

Forgiveness has a price ;-)

Especially for friends.

Sirhr

this could work out for the best, really. for the 20 plus years i have had this i always get asked to make them for folks.
now that he has to find me a piece of pipe, ill get a 20 footer and make a bunch.
this guy is literally mr resourceful, and i think has a little jew in him. if its to be gotten, this guy can make it happen
ill just chip in for the extra 18 feet.

 

[Expert684]

Put an ANTIFA sticker on it and call it a win! Just joking.

 

[MtnCreek]

HELL, i just backed my new van through my new garage door, hows that for a fuckup

Your van, your door. You're in the clear. Your buddy, on the other hand, has a new fire pit to build. And you should make him drink non-alcoholic beer while doing it.

 

[Heretoimproveforhunting]

HELL, i just backed my new van through my new garage door, hows that for a fuckup

careful - bad shit always comes in '3's

 

[oneshot86]

That's a good idea! Get a corrugated pipe manufacturer to build a heavy gauge fire ring and dry stack stone around it for a new fire pit. And make your buddy put up the $$$ and labor.

im going to make them just as this was.
he will pay physcologically, every time there is a fire and hes over, im sure, never let a good reason to fuck w someone go to waste

 

[1J04]

my buddy goes ahead and runs over my fire barrel...
fuckin guy wasnt even drinkin.
i feel like i lost a friend, ive had it since 96View attachment 7403666View attachment 7403670View attachment 7403671

I'm sorry to hear this Big Mike. Like losing a family member. If it was 1/2" it wouldn't have happened. Just say'n.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Our kid drove mom’s new car into the house once.

Only had the kid since 2001 though. House 2013. Car 2016 but it was weeks old.

I still tease her. Lol.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

it can be saved, use your muscles and bend it back!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

you should make him drink non-alcoholic beer while doing it.

He has to exact a price... not kill the dude!

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

Hilarious!!

@oneshot86 - dont I remember your door looked pretty good After bending it back and the van was ok?
And it will burn out!!

just “reinforce” the bottom of the corregated pipe ring with a few cross pieces of rebar. In an asterisk pattern.
then if he backs over it he has a gas tank to fix too!

 

[isofahunter]

That is a character dent, pull it out and carry on.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Use a jack and open it back up.

 

[oneshot86]

He has to exact a price... not kill the dude!

Sirhr

homeboy went all medival on my buddy, dude
but i like the way he thinks

 

[oneshot86]

heres a picture of a load of wood i took in yesterday...
my thoughts are, ill pull the two ends and tap at the center and i should be able to open it up, alot.
then ill put it on one of these logs like a ring and have mr four wheel drive swing a sledge at my direction...
where theres a will, theres a way

 

[oneshot86]

I'm sorry to hear this Big Mike. Like losing a family member. If it was 1/2" it wouldn't have happened. Just say'n.

if it were half inch you could drop it from the moon and nothing would happen to it

 

[oneshot86]

That is a character dent, pull it out and carry on.

dude, the mother fucker is almost flat
mearly a flesh wound he says

 

[sirhrmechanic]

dude, the mother fucker is almost flat
mearly a flesh wound he says

Right? That’s not going to buff out.

 

[Snipe260]

I saw one today. An old abandoned service station. There were several brothers drinking mad dog around it! I could send it to you! It’s all rusty and everything!

 

[hlee]

Right? That’s not going to buff out.

Not with THAT attitude it’s not...

 

[oneshot86]

lol

 

[Mike Casselton]

We used to have a 3' section of 3/4" x 24" pipe in our back yard.
Dad put it around a small China Berry tree to keep the dog from eating the tree.
That was around 1976.

The tree got old and shitty so I cut it down about 6 years ago. Mom had us throw the pipe section away. She always hated it.

That would have come in really handy for Mikey

 

[candyx]

If he has goodyear tires then you just got BLMed.

 

[Waorani]

So what exactly do folks in central Florida do with firewood?

 

[candyx]

They use it to fry plantains.

 

[thejeep]

Look at it as an opportunity to burn longer logs Unencumbered.

 

[Rthur]

Porta power and a log/logs cut to size.
Stretch her back out.
Always have a conversation piece about his driving...

R

 

[isofahunter]

Not with THAT attitude it’s not...

Put your back into it!

 

[mheimer_45]

Hey that’s better than running over your chainsaw.