Went to the store and it only reinforced my belief that 90% of people are inbred morons

[TheGerman]

Had to get a bunch of different stuff and the only place that had it all, preventing me from driving all over town to multiple places, was fucking Walmart. Ugh. Whatever.

So off I went. Got my stuff and as I was headed to the front I walked past the food section and noticed a few 'bald spots' on some of the shelves where entire blocks of stuff was literally gone. Like communism shelf gone.

Decided to look at what it was and realized a few things;

1 - It's this dumb coronovirus panic and the idiots it apparently attracts

2 - The shit they are panicking about and hoarding is fucking retarded

3 - If the coronavirus actually becomes some giant thing (it wont) these people are straight up laughable level fucked

The main things missing completely were toilet paper, paper towels, bleach, any kind of sanitizer, rice (the only thing I actually agree on) and Little Debbie cakes. I shit you not.

Meanwhile, you could buy all of the canned vegetables, beans, meat, fruit, raman noddles, peanut butter, soup, dry soup mix, condensed milk and just about anything else to your hearts content.

But these dumb faggots are stockpiling toilet paper and bleach.

LOL

 

[Eostech]

Literally just happen to me in Australia.
Went into a shop to get dog food and some other stuff, was staring at the empty shelf thinking "Where the Fuck has all the rice gone."
Realised people brought it all just like the toilet paper, they thought there would be a shortage of toilet paper and then proceeded to create one.

 

[MtnCreek]

We just look like we’re hoarding paper towels. When you have 5 kids, buying 4ea 12 packs of bounty is just normal shopping.

Best time to go to chinamart is early in the morning. Most of the people in the store are stockers.

 

[M8541Reaper]

BREAKING NEWS

Thank you for joining us tonight. Members on the ground have confirmed reports that @TheGerman visited an establishment designed for the worst people on earth. It’s this reporter’s belief that he may have caught TPV-20 (also known as “The Poors Virus of 2020”) while there. It is recommended that you keep away from the infected and report all sightings to your nearest Civil Air Patrol station. Good luck, and god speed.

 

[MtnCreek]

Sounds serious. @TheGerman you didn’t buy any uncle mikes gear, did you?

 

[forrestgump01]

Had to get a bunch of different stuff and the only place that had it all, preventing me from driving all over town to multiple places, was fucking Walmart. Ugh. Whatever.

So off I went. Got my stuff and as I was headed to the front I walked past the food section and noticed a few 'bald spots' on some of the shelves where entire blocks of stuff was literally gone. Like communism shelf gone.

Decided to look at what it was and realized a few things;

1 - It's this dumb coronovirus panic and the idiots it apparently attracts

2 - The shit they are panicking about and hoarding is fucking retarded

3 - If the coronavirus actually becomes some giant thing (it wont) these people are straight up laughable level fucked

The main things missing completely were toilet paper, paper towels, bleach, any kind of sanitizer, rice (the only thing I actually agree on) and Little Debbie cakes. I shit you not.

Meanwhile, you could buy all of the canned vegetables, beans, meat, fruit, raman noddles, peanut butter, soup, dry soup mix, condensed milk and just about anything else to your hearts content.

But these dumb faggots are stockpiling toilet paper and bleach.

LOL

Here, let me explain it for you.
They are whale-mart shoppers. The toilet paper is for tissue paper to blow there nose when they get sick, the bleach is to get the shit stains out of there drawers , and the little debbie snack cakes........... well what the hell else are they gonna snack on when the virus apocalypse comes !

 

[EddieNFL]

Ninety percent? Walmart? You're being kind to morons.

 

[isofahunter]

Just wait, it will get worse.

 

[Gee Kay]

i predict a rise in bidet sales here in australia soon because

 

[Gee Kay]

i still remember when obomba stopped talking about ebola the media stopped talking about ebola and it all went away.
still no one losing their mind over the uncommon flu, i wonder why that is?

 

[Steel+Killer]

Sounds like someone went to Wally World to buy sanitizer, bleach, paper towels and Little Debbies and they were out...now pissed and venting on SH about it........ ?

 

[ChadL]

But these dumb faggots are stockpiling toilet paper and bleach.

LOL

I know I want a bleached asshole when the apocalypse comes.

 

[Maggot]

Im down to 2 rolls. Perhaps Ive waited too long because I hate using my finger, it makes wiping my nose such a drag? Time for a panic trip.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

In my AO all they have to do is say it's going to snow and the strip the shelves is on. Milk and bread are the first to go. That's something I don't understand. If I get snowed in I am going to chips and cookies and ice cream and and.... Not milk and bread!!

 

[NukeMan]

I was waiting at our local Walgreens here in a small town in the midwest last night for some meds for my wife. Probably about 15 minutes, I shit you not atleast 5 people came in looking for Clorox wipes. Lady at the counter said they've been sold out for a couple days and nobody in town has any. Now I'm hoping were not out of shit paper! With 4 daughters and a wife they go through that stuff pretty quick

 

[OldSalty]

Went to home depot yesterday to pick up some led floods and a few bags of general purpose fertilizer.

Bought a 80ct box of n95 masks about 3 weeks ago (yeah I know they wont help blah blah) so decided to see how many were left.

Shelf completely empty.

This in a smallish town within a state that has yet to officially confirm a case of covid19.

As poster said above. Its likely going to get worse much worse.

 

[Aries256]

Wellllll whaddya expect. Its walmart ? theres a entire website dedicated to walcreatures. Whooo boy talking about a freak show ?

 

[Aries256]

Went to home depot yesterday to pick up some led floods and a few bags of general purpose fertilizer.

Bought a 80ct box of n95 masks about 3 weeks ago (yeah I know they wont help blah blah) so decided to see how many were left.

Shelf completely empty.

This in a smallish town within a state that has yet to officially confirm a case of covid19.

As poster said above. Its likely going to get worse much worse.

soon after rationing will begin.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Buy more ammo.

Long live AJ.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Im down to 2 rolls. Perhaps Ive waited too long because I hate using my finger, it makes wiping my nose such a drag? Time for a panic trip.

Use your wife’s socks. In the apocalypse, crocs are king.

 

[powdahound76]

If you cant figure out how to wipe your butt without TP, good luck in a real emergency.

Two reds and a white.

My grandad was born in 1916. 1 room country school till 8th grade.
10 x smarter and more knowledgeable than most of our current population.
Wish he was still here to have a cup of Joe with.

Not really, he is pain free and at peace waiting for me to get to where he is. You reckon they have coffee in Heaven?

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Asked granny, why the white? To see if you need another red.

 

[OldSalty]

Its not that I cant wipe my ass without TP...its that I would prefer to have TP

Time for a trip to the store, should I suit up?

 

[powdahound76]

I saw that white suit with red markings and thought perhaps one of our members may have posted the wrong pic.

Then I noted the hood was rounded vs pointy.

Thank goodness.

Not sure we can buy anyone else out of a ban. Now its a bottle of whiskey, large container of Clorox wipes, and some N95 masks.
Inflation!!!!

 

[Veer_G]

I know I want a bleached asshole when the apocalypse comes.

Why wait? You can get one right now!

 

[MarinePMI]

Sigh....Walmart. Need you say more?

And WTF were you doing in Walmart when it's not the wee hours of the morning? That's like asking to wade into the mass of lepers without a flamethrower...

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Yeah, Americans are horrified that they be isolated for 14 days. Nobody wants to run out of toilet paper.

 

[MarinePMI]

Yeah, Americans are horrified that they be isolated for 14 days. Nobody wants to run out of toilet paper.

Isolated for 14 days? Sounds like a vacation to me. Peace and quiet, with limited exposure to fudds and other dumbasses.

It's kind of like the people on the LUXURY CRUISE SHIP complaining that they couldn't leave. Really? Smdh...

 

[forrestgump01]

Im down to 2 rolls. Perhaps Ive waited too long because I hate using my finger, it makes wiping my nose such a drag? Time for a panic trip.

You know if things get real bad you can always use the shower curtain!

 

[Mike Casselton]

Who the hell needs toilet paper?
Florida is loaded with nature's asswipe.
It grows on the trees and its free for the taking.

I would advise removing the sticks and whatnot out of it first though.

The bonus is, if you use it properly, you get to shit in the woods too.
I don't recommend trying to flush it down a toilet.

 

[OldSalty]

Who the hell needs toilet paper?
Florida is loaded with nature's asswipe.
It grows on the trees and its free for the taking.

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I would advise removing the sticks and whatnot out of it first though.

The bonus is, if you use it properly, you get to shit in the woods too.
I don't recommend trying to flush it down a toilet.

But is is Charmin level soft?

Asking for a friend...

 

[hlee]

31 posts in and no one has (mis)quoted the man himself? I think SH is loosing its touch.

Go be [rich] somewhere else- TheGerman

 

[pmclaine]

Picture of @TheGerman doing his tour amongst the little people.....

Consider their panic buying this way.

They are buying and warehousing the products you will need a month or two after catastrophe strikes.

At that point in time likely they will be dead and you will be able to take the stuff they have bought and stored for you.

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Who the hell needs toilet paper?
Florida is loaded with nature's asswipe.
It grows on the trees and its free for the taking.

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I would advise removing the sticks and whatnot out of it first though.

The bonus is, if you use it properly, you get to shit in the woods too.
I don't recommend trying to flush it down a toilet.

Just make sure you piss on it first to remove the red critters, or you'll wish you had shortly thereafter,...LOL

 

[MarinePMI]

Chiggers make things more interesting...

 

[broncoaz]

Isolated for 14 days? Sounds like a vacation to me. Peace and quiet, with limited exposure to fudds and other dumbasses.

It's kind of like the people on the LUXURY CRUISE SHIP complaining that they couldn't leave. Really? Smdh...

Being stuck onto the luxury cruise ship sounds great, until you listed to the guy getting interviewed who said everyone was sequestered to their cabins 23.5 hours per day for weeks. Those cabins are smaller than my closet, and families were stuck in cabins with their kids for 23.5 hours per day too. They were allowing them 30 minutes per day to walk on a section of the deck, it sounds like a fucking prison with people in biohazard suits bringing meals to your cell several times daily. It’d be one thing if you‘re stuck in there with a hot nympho who wants to do nothing but eat sperm, but otherwise that sounds like misery.

 

[lightman]

These panics are funny, and so are most of our Walmart experiences! Or they are until you need something! My Wife and I buy a lot of stuff at Sam's Club, including large packages of toilet paper and paper towels. Its a little cheaper that way, we have the space to store it and it reduces the number of trips to town. To see our cart you would think us to be hoarders, but thats not really the case.

I figure we can shit or blow our noses for several weeks before we even need to think about anything. Its about the same way with grocery items that have a long shelf life. Catsup, Mustard, Steak Sauce, Salt, Flour, ect.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

The reality of life is most people do not have three days of food at home. Most people can barely read or write and if their cell phone and TV are dead they have no access to the commie overlords and thus lose their ability to think. How many assholes wear flip flops and pajamas to go out in public in the damned dead of winter? Do not own a shovel or know how to use one?


About 60% of this country is functionally useless without electricity. They are too stupid to buy ice or use it to cool stored food, they have no cooler in their garage. They drive around with 1/8th a tank of gas and if they own a gun they cannot use it properly or clean it. They do not have a candle in their house or a book of matches to light the damned thing. Good luck with a hatchet and a fire pit.

I have a generator that powers my fridge and stove and runs the furnace just fine and my power was out for 10 days in a row one winter. We ran the genny in the morning, after work and before bed to get every thing done and I have enough fuel for two weeks on hand. We moved the stuff in the fridge to a couple of coolers packed with snow on the deck. A couple of cords of wood are in the woodshed if neededfor the wood stove. We have enough crap I'd rather not eat on the pantry for a month, easily. There are only a couple of neighbors I'd help for any reason, two of them are the elderly parents of a guy my wife works with.

I had no shortage of neighbors eyeballing my warm well-lit home as they drove from their dark, frozen house to the hotel in town they had to live in for two weeks. I waved as they passed and went back to work with my tractor clearing my driveway and the road near my home. We live on acreage outside of town, in the last decade dozens of city slickers have moved out here on acreage and are utterly dependent on Uber Eats to feed themselves.

More than a few people were bitching that power went out and they lost all their food in the fridge.................................dead of winter.....................late January...........................30 degrees outside.........17 at night.......................their food spoiled. Really, no way to cool it down?

 

[Pbgt]

Anybody remember the Y2k scare? I came home to see 3 city blocks worth of cars trying to get gas ......if the world crashes, wtf are ya gonna do with 8 gal in your yoda?? Plastic and duct tape were like gold too.

 

[MarinePMI]

Being stuck onto the luxury cruise ship sounds great, until you listed to the guy getting interviewed who said everyone was sequestered to their cabins 23.5 hours per day for weeks. Those cabins are smaller than my closet, and families were stuck in cabins with their kids for 23.5 hours per day too. They were allowing them 30 minutes per day to walk on a section of the deck, it sounds like a fucking prison with people in biohazard suits bringing meals to your cell several times daily. It’d be one thing if you‘re stuck in there with a hot nympho who wants to do nothing but eat sperm, but otherwise that sounds like misery.

<chuckle>. From your response, I take it you’ve never deployed on a gator freighter before(?)...

 

[Mike Casselton]

Just make sure you piss on it first to remove the red critters, or you'll wish you had shortly thereafter,...LOL

Sounds like advice based on experience. ??

Oh and yeah it's pretty soft if it's wet.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

I guess I'm a moron because I was just thinking yesterday that I might want to stock up on TP as it's most likely imported from China and I'm anticipating a supply disruption due to the lack of manufacturing in China due to, mostly Chinese New Year, and the Corona virus. I'm not worried that I'll die, I just want to wipe my ass like a normal modern human. I also don't think it ever hurts to prep a bit for any reason. As long as you purchase long shelf life items that you can rotate into use. You never know when there will be a disruption in goods deliveries and you probably won't see it coming like in this case. But that's just me, the moron.

PS. I have NOT bought anything to stockpile this panic, but I'm thinking about getting some supplies to make sure we're comfortable in case they do something here like they're doing in Washington State and asking people to stay at home limiting contact with others. What it if becomes mandatory? I want food, water, and toilet paper.

 

[Pre-64]

Sadly I saw the same thing at Krogers yesterday, big signs out that there is a strict 3 piece limit on any "flu" related items, also noted all the bags of rice, including the Uncle Bens microwave rice all gone. What struck me the most odd was they were sold out of dog treats. I tried eating a dog biscuit once pretty nasty if it gets that bad I'm ready to go see what the other side is like.

 

[pmclaine]

I guess I'm a moron because I was just thinking yesterday that I might want to stock up on TP as it's most likely imported from China and I'm anticipating a supply disruption due to the lack of manufacturing in China due to, mostly Chinese New Year, and the Corona virus. I'm not worried that I'll die, I just want to wipe my ass like a normal modern human. I also don't think it ever hurts to prep a bit for any reason. As long as you purchase long shelf life items that you can rotate into use. You never know when there will be a disruption in goods deliveries and you probably won't see it coming like in this case. But that's just me, the moron.

PS. I have NOT bought anything to stockpile this panic, but I'm thinking about getting some supplies to make sure we're comfortable in case they do something here like they're doing in Washington State and asking people to stay at home limiting contact with others. What it if becomes mandatory? I want food, water, and toilet paper.

If we get TP from China this country is fucked.

Erving, MA I thought was still the capital of public restroom asswipe and hand towels.

In order to get our expected quality asswipe from China we would have to ship the pulp over than ship the finished product back.

Talk about carbon emissions.

 

[Son of Dorn]

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Reminds me of a guy I saw at Home Depot once, going around with this massive brown stain on the back of his surplus DCU pants. I mean I get those were clearly his "work pants" but... there's a limit.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

If we get TP from China this country is fucked.

Erving, MA I thought was still the capital of public restroom asswipe and hand towels.

In order to get our expected quality asswipe from China we would have to ship the pulp over than ship the finished product back.

Talk about carbon emissions.

I just assumed TP was manufactured in China. Who'd a thunk the last great American manufacturing was in toilet paper. I'll hang my fucking hat on that. TP is what separates us from the troglodytes. No fucking joke. It's a HUGE step forward in sanitary conditions.

PS. I just ordered two more orders of TP from Amazon. I was 1. surprised it was in stock from what I'm hearing here and 2. it was actually cheaper than when I bought it a month ago.

 

[pmclaine]

I just assumed TP was manufactured in China. Who'd a thunk the last great American manufacturing was in toilet paper. I'll hang my fucking hat on that. TP is what separates us from the troglodytes. No fucking joke. It's a HUGE step forward in sanitary conditions.

PS. I just ordered two more orders of TP from Amazon. I was 1. surprised it was in stock from what I'm hearing here and 2. it was actually cheaper than when I bought it a month ago.

Shit like running out of TP, TP that was like sand paper or unreliable electricity was the joke of my world travels and what separated the US from the third world.

This topic and California prove we are sliding down hill.

 

[salks]

People are acting like the Hodgdon plant is burning and we will never see H4350 again.

 

[OldSalty]

Anyone have any ideas on how I can "stealth" buy 400-500 rolls from the store today without raising suspicion or looking like a "crazy"?

 

[hlee]

If we get TP from China this country is fucked.

Erving, MA I thought was still the capital of public restroom asswipe and hand towels.

In order to get our expected quality asswipe from China we would have to ship the pulp over than ship the finished product back.

Talk about carbon emissions.

The package of Cottonel in the bathroom says made in the USA from domestic and imported material. The quilted northern says made BY Georgia pacific and lists the address in Atlanta, but does not explicitly state Made in the USA...