Why didn't you guys tell me about the Yellowstone series? It has everything!

[TheGerman]

Ran out of shit to watch and had been putting this on hold as I was never really interested in watching 6 seasons of cowboys and 'ranch life' or whatever. But boy was I wrong. 2/3 of the way into Season 2 and this has fucking everything:

- Kevin Costner actually being able to act
- A super cunty daughter who I still can't figure out if she is attractive or not. She also gets naked in basically the first episode. Only downside is, her cuntyness 100% of the time starts to really just get boring and kind of obnoxious.
- A Navy SEAL who actually doesn't tell everyone he's a Navy SEAL every 3 minutes, doesn't wear hair gel and there hasn't been a cut off jean shorts sighting as of yet. Although he does have a NSW sticker in his truck window.
- Seattle/Californian liberals getting their asses beat after trying to push their liberal bullshit and invade an area that they haven't yet destroyed.
- People shooting each other over cows.
- Assassinating cows from the air.
- No cops or police coming to save you.
- People getting branded like cows.
- The 'bad guy' Rip actually being probably one of the best acted roles I've seen, and becoming my favorite character by far.
- Fish & Game people being portrayed as cunty fucks.
- Indians going on and on about their culture and using 'thE WHitE mAns STOLE This ALL From US!1!1111' as their first, last and only negotiation tactic.
- A gay lawyer who got pussy and realized being gay was well, gay.
- Meth heads
- Stupid Chinese tourists
- All sorts of evil back channel shit
- Bar fights involving a steer
- Someone in the writer's room realizing the 'omg my mom/wife died 20 years ago' sub plot wasn't as interesting as they thought it would be and steered away from it before it ruined an entire season like it did with Ray Donovan.

My only complaint so far is that there is a real lack of hot women and when people do get into a gunfight, its kind of retarded.

 

[BurtG]

a real lack of hot women

Meh
Buckle bunnies
The fake Indian
The real Indian

The milfy governer

 

[remaction]

…and, things get more interesting in season 3 and 4!

 

[TheGerman]

Meh
Buckle bunnies
The fake Indian
The real Indian

The milfy governer

There was 1 bunny I saw. She wasn't bad but she was there for like 1.5 seconds.

Who is the fake indian?

I'm assuming the real indian is Navy dude's wife? She has a really cute face but shes fucking anorexic.

Governor isn't bad for being like mid 50s. She looks WAY hotter when she has clothes on.

 

[Jgunner]

The red head bitch that Jamie ends up nailing is hot af. Some pretty good antagonists that don't stick around for too long. I hate when they have the bad guy around for more than a season, season and a quarter tops.

 

[Average guy]

Navy dudes wife isn’t an Indian

 

[TheGerman]

Navy dudes wife isn’t an Indian

Well shit, she fooled me. Apparently she's euro and asian.

So who is the hot, real indian?

 

[Jgunner]

Navy dudes wife isn’t an Indian

But she is pretty hot, for a Asian.

 

[Jgunner]

Well shit, she fooled me. Apparently she's euro and asian.

So who is the hot, real indian?

No such thing.

 

[Snipe260]

If you haven’t seen 1883 you need to see that as well. 1923 just started

 

[TheGerman]

If you haven’t seen 1883 you need to see that as well. 1923 just started

I made it like 3 or 4 episodes into 1883 until I was like, I hope you all just die of dysentery.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

If you haven’t seen 1883 you need to see that as well. 1923 just started

This.

1883 is way better and 1923 shows a lot of potential.

 

[BurtG]

No such thing.

Don’t be gay

 

[Snipe260]

I made it like 3 or 4 episodes into 1883 until I was like, I hope you all just die of dysentery.

It gets better. I guess the plot to how they settled the land is what intrigued me

 

[_Windrider_]

Ran out of shit to watch and had been putting this on hold as I was never really interested in watching 6 seasons of cowboys and 'ranch life' or whatever. But boy was I wrong. 2/3 of the way into Season 2 and this has fucking everything:

- Kevin Costner actually being able to act
- A super cunty daughter who I still can't figure out if she is attractive or not. She also gets naked in basically the first episode. Only downside is, her cuntyness 100% of the time starts to really just get boring and kind of obnoxious.
- A Navy SEAL who actually doesn't tell everyone he's a Navy SEAL every 3 minutes, doesn't wear hair gel and there hasn't been a cut off jean shorts sighting as of yet. Although he does have a NSW sticker in his truck window.
- Seattle/Californian liberals getting their asses beat after trying to push their liberal bullshit and invade an area that they haven't yet destroyed.
- People shooting each other over cows.
- Assassinating cows from the air.
- No cops or police coming to save you.
- People getting branded like cows.
- The 'bad guy' Rip actually being probably one of the best acted roles I've seen, and becoming my favorite character by far.
- Fish & Game people being portrayed as cunty fucks.
- Indians going on and on about their culture and using 'thE WHitE mAns STOLE This ALL From US!1!1111' as their first, last and only negotiation tactic.
- A gay lawyer who got pussy and realized being gay was well, gay.
- Meth heads
- Stupid Chinese tourists
- All sorts of evil back channel shit
- Bar fights involving a steer
- Someone in the writer's room realizing the 'omg my mom/wife died 20 years ago' sub plot wasn't as interesting as they thought it would be and steered away from it before it ruined an entire season like it did with Ray Donovan.

My only complaint so far is that there is a real lack of hot women and when people do get into a gunfight, its kind of retarded.

Whose the seal?

 

[TheGerman]

Whose the seal?

The son married to the fake indian that has the kid that can't act.

 

[Aftermath]

Whose the seal?

He was trained to be so covert, nobody is sure.

 

[Bender]

Wyoming is full.

Stay out.

 

[TheGerman]

So does Beth get less cunty, or more cunty after almost dying?

We're already at maximum cunty. I don't think I can take any more.

 

[Aftermath]

My wife got me to watching the show. Still not a Costner fan. And all those trips to the train station and no LE comes checking shit out? WTF. Then, I work in the oilfield in west TX and there are all of these fucking dipshits driving around in F150's with come and take it stickers and the fucking Y brand on their little F150's...

The one where the country singer and his wife and the guy from Roadhouse isn't too bad but even that one is not too believable.

The latest one with Harrison Ford seems ok

I'm not actually impressed but...it is only fucking TV and not supposed to be a documentary by Ken Burns. I watch it with her, she gets all hot and bothered by some dude on TV who in real life is a pencil necked geek and I get to enjoy the benefits.

Its a really great show.

 

[Aftermath]

Wyoming is full.

Stay out.

I thought they were in Montannner

 

[Aftermath]

So does Beth get less cunty, or more cunty after almost dying?

We're already at maximum cunty. I don't think I can take any more.

She remains a cunt.
She is suppose to be portraying some tough as nails fem that all the other wimmins can look up to as being a cunt in a mans world without having to have first been a biological male but have his dick cut off and then be called a women.
There is literally nothing you can watch on TV that does not conform to the psy op of the fucking leftist agenda.
I'm not sure where you are or when the episode is where they confront some so-called white supremacist group in BDU's and shit to promote that narrative that they are weirdo gun owners. I can guarantee you will not be impressed AT ALL.

 

[Jgunner]

Don’t be gay

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Damn, forgot about that one, well, there is the 1.

 

[Bender]

I thought they were in Montannner

Just a neighborly reminder

 

[Thumper580]

Ran out of shit to watch and had been putting this on hold as I was never really interested in watching 6 seasons of cowboys and 'ranch life' or whatever. But boy was I wrong. 2/3 of the way into Season 2 and this has fucking everything:

- Kevin Costner actually being able to act
- A super cunty daughter who I still can't figure out if she is attractive or not. She also gets naked in basically the first episode. Only downside is, her cuntyness 100% of the time starts to really just get boring and kind of obnoxious.
- A Navy SEAL who actually doesn't tell everyone he's a Navy SEAL every 3 minutes, doesn't wear hair gel and there hasn't been a cut off jean shorts sighting as of yet. Although he does have a NSW sticker in his truck window.
- Seattle/Californian liberals getting their asses beat after trying to push their liberal bullshit and invade an area that they haven't yet destroyed.
- People shooting each other over cows.
- Assassinating cows from the air.
- No cops or police coming to save you.
- People getting branded like cows.
- The 'bad guy' Rip actually being probably one of the best acted roles I've seen, and becoming my favorite character by far.
- Fish & Game people being portrayed as cunty fucks.
- Indians going on and on about their culture and using 'thE WHitE mAns STOLE This ALL From US!1!1111' as their first, last and only negotiation tactic.
- A gay lawyer who got pussy and realized being gay was well, gay.
- Meth heads
- Stupid Chinese tourists
- All sorts of evil back channel shit
- Bar fights involving a steer
- Someone in the writer's room realizing the 'omg my mom/wife died 20 years ago' sub plot wasn't as interesting as they thought it would be and steered away from it before it ruined an entire season like it did with Ray Donovan.

My only complaint so far is that there is a real lack of hot women and when people do get into a gunfight, its kind of retarded.

Gee.... Look who finally caught up.....

 

[chevy_man]

I thought they were in Montannner

It's even more full than Wyoming. I think 500k liberals from California, Oregon, and Washington have moved to the Gallatin/Yellowstone area in the last 2 years. .

If there's many more, the good people in Bozeman will have to drive more than 45 minutes to get back to Montana.

 

[Aftermath]

Just so long as those folks are headed toward Livingston instead of Lolo, all is good.

 

[TxWelder35]

So does Beth get less cunty, or more cunty after almost dying?

We're already at maximum cunty. I don't think I can take any more.

Beth continues to give ZERO fucks.

 

[NiteQwill]

It's even more full than Wyoming. I think 500k liberals from California, Oregon, and Washington have moved to the Gallatin/Yellowstone area in the last 2 years. .

If there's many more, the good people in Bozeman will have to drive more than 45 minutes to get back to Montana.

Ominous signs of what has become Oregon, Washington, and soon, Idaho. Unfortunately. Montana is next.

 

[WaltHer]

I thought they were in Montannner

Since the series hit, every assclown that comes here wants to buy a ranch, drive a truck, shoot a gun. Thats why property in Galatin Co. is unobtainium. Every asshole who is here and has a 20 acre parcel of sagebrush thinks its the Yellowstone Ranch. Montana is full now. Wyoming: take em to the Train Station.

On a slightly different note, going to get dog and me "Livestock Agent" velcro for our various shit and tell people to pay up or get out. I mean, you can't get in too much trouble for impersonating an officer of a fake agency, can you? Plus, dog is super scared of livestock, so the irony will be amazing.

 

[Peloton]

I’ve really enjoyed the series. There were a couple cringe moments, but overall it’s outstanding

 

[SilentStalkr]

We figured you wouldn’t watch the shit us poors watch!

 

[Jgunner]

Never knew Montana had such mild winters. You never see much snow there!

 

[_Windrider_]

The son married to the fake indian that has the kid that can't act.

I thought he was a marine? Redondo?

 

[Aftermath]

Never knew Montana had such mild winters. You never see much snow there!

No shit, huh?

 

[Aftermath]

I thought he was a marine? Redondo?

Yeah. Most SEAL types wish they had been USMC and not written fucking books about their "heroics".

 

[TheGerman]

Ok so last episode of Season 2.

They're going in after the kidnaped kid.

So far the story and how things play out can sometimes be a bit outlandish, but they tie up the loose ends well and nothing has been ridiculous; until now.

A prelude:

- Some 'militia' kidnaped the grandkid
- They (the Dutton's) found out where he's being held and are given the location
- The 'militia' do not know they know that they have the kid, nor do they suspect anyone is coming
- Plan A consists of a full on frontal assault while;
a) Its dark and even though last episode a few had PVS14s, no one is using any of them for this
b) Let's attack a position (house and area around it with random shit) without knowing enemy strength, capabilities or even bothering to find out if the kid is even there. Let's just show up and throw down with machine guns against a group that has shown it was at least somewhat capable already.
c) This place is in the middle of fucking nowhere. But lets definitely not at least recon ahead or something. Or at lease cut their power source and make for a blocking force to prevent them from leaving or breaking out and then either surrounding you or bitching off into the vast fucking forest right by the property
c) Let's also use absolutely zero cover, a base of fire, vehicles, over watch or anything even resembling anything outside of all running at the same time just shooting randomly at shit

See how dumb shit just makes things harder for yourself trying to be GIJoe? Whereas instead, and I may have some experience here, you simply gather intel over the next few days (or whatever parameter you set based on objective variables) and find out shit like.....how many guys are there or....oh shit, half of them leave every Monday to go play strip Twister at the bar...or....hey, let's set an ambush to kill half their force on the road while an assault team takes the house......

But nooooo....stupidity. And the kids not even there.

Also....Navy SEAL guy's rear Matech BUIS is in the stowed position the entire time.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

It's like Son's of Anarchy shit for cowboys with some Matlock blended in.
There's been more people killed in this show than all of Montana in the last ten years.
But okay It's better than the Kardashians, I guess.

 

[iceng]

Few people shit on this series. Its not bad. Also. You idiots have no idea how to use the word cunt properly.

As an aussie, im ashamed for all you cunts.

 

[Smitty192]

So does Beth get less cunty, or more cunty after almost dying?

We're already at maximum cunty. I don't think I can take any more.

Cunty get dialed up to 11.

Fear not. You'll meet Teeter soon. She's wife material.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Navy dudes wife isn’t an Indian

Who fucking cares

 

[Carlos Danger]

My wife got me to watching the show. Still not a Costner fan. And all those trips to the train station and no LE comes checking shit out? WTF. Then, I work in the oilfield in west TX and there are all of these fucking dipshits driving around in F150's with come and take it stickers and the fucking Y brand on their little F150's...

The one where the country singer and his wife and the guy from Roadhouse isn't too bad but even that one is not too believable.

The latest one with Harrison Ford seems ok

I'm not actually impressed but...it is only fucking TV and not supposed to be a documentary by Ken Burns. I watch it with her, she gets all hot and bothered by some dude on TV who in real life is a pencil necked geek and I get to enjoy the benefits.

Its a really great show.

 

[37L1]

Ran out of shit to watch and had been putting this on hold as I was never really interested in watching 6 seasons of cowboys and 'ranch life' or whatever. But boy was I wrong. 2/3 of the way into Season 2 and this has fucking everything:

- Kevin Costner actually being able to act
- A super cunty daughter who I still can't figure out if she is attractive or not. She also gets naked in basically the first episode. Only downside is, her cuntyness 100% of the time starts to really just get boring and kind of obnoxious.
- A Navy SEAL who actually doesn't tell everyone he's a Navy SEAL every 3 minutes, doesn't wear hair gel and there hasn't been a cut off jean shorts sighting as of yet. Although he does have a NSW sticker in his truck window.
- Seattle/Californian liberals getting their asses beat after trying to push their liberal bullshit and invade an area that they haven't yet destroyed.
- People shooting each other over cows.
- Assassinating cows from the air.
- No cops or police coming to save you.
- People getting branded like cows.
- The 'bad guy' Rip actually being probably one of the best acted roles I've seen, and becoming my favorite character by far.
- Fish & Game people being portrayed as cunty fucks.
- Indians going on and on about their culture and using 'thE WHitE mAns STOLE This ALL From US!1!1111' as their first, last and only negotiation tactic.
- A gay lawyer who got pussy and realized being gay was well, gay.
- Meth heads
- Stupid Chinese tourists
- All sorts of evil back channel shit
- Bar fights involving a steer
- Someone in the writer's room realizing the 'omg my mom/wife died 20 years ago' sub plot wasn't as interesting as they thought it would be and steered away from it before it ruined an entire season like it did with Ray Donovan.

My only complaint so far is that there is a real lack of hot women and when people do get into a gunfight, its kind of retarded.

We didn't bother to tell you because we thought you knew everything.

 

[EddieNFL]

So does Beth get less cunty, or more cunty after almost dying?

We're already at maximum cunty. I don't think I can take any more.

I'm hoping for more cuntiness.

 

[atomic41]

This.

1883 is way better and 1923 shows a lot of potential.

If you haven’t seen 1883 you need to see that as well. 1923 just started

1883 is awesome, this yeller stone show is gayer than Chris Costa's fannypack.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

We must be watching different shows.



Sirhr

 

[Ranchhand]

It's just "Beverly hills 90210" for wanna be ranchers.

 

[BurtG]

Who fucking cares

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The only hot chynese ever

 

[Romeo458]

Firefly had it all.
Space western.

Captian of the ship fought in the war against the central government as a Browncoat.

After the Independence forces lost his SGM stayed with him.

Bought a spaceship.

Said F your law and commonly does crime in Alliance space while maintaining a moral code to do good.

Hired a hot mechanic.

Sheppard Book was almost a machine gun preacher type.

Space western.

Allan Tyduk drives Serenity

There's a whore... guild trained companion living and working on one of the shuttles.

Adam Baldwin, the only good one plays Animal Mother as a Space cowboy.

Constantly wagging their ass at the Gorham law.

Most likely canceled after first season and one full length film because of above.

Using a space ship to rob a train of alliance goods.

Best show ever. The only con is the English Chinese because they are the only two languages yada yada but seeing as they mostly curse in Chinese it's not bad.

 

[Aftermath]

How do you say cunt in Chinese?