Will 'The Nailer' get dementia?

[Maggot]

Canadian test for odds of getting dementia.

According to theis test I have a 5% chance...You?

projectbiglife.ca/dementia,

 

[Jrb572]

I guess I can’t get it.

Says I have to be over 55 for the test

 

[TexPatriot]

Canadian test for odds of getting dementia.

According to theis test I have a 5% chance...You?

projectbiglife.ca/dementia,

No, because I avoid watching Biden speak.

 

[kl3309]

Where are my car keys?

 

[Maggot]

Where are my car keys?

With your Kidd trigger?

 

[kl3309]

With your Kidd trigger?

No, I've already looked in the refrigerator.

 

[BLEE]

C'mon, man! You know... it's the thing... the thing!

 

[TXAZ]

Was there a test?
Did I pass? Can I graduate?
Are we in Canada?

 

[P-Squared]

4% chance... I think, honestly I can't remember..the thing, come on man

squirrel...

 

[Expert684]

2%

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I'm safe. I'm not 55, so there's no chance of me catching it.

Nor am I prone to voting for idiots, but that's another story. Far too many of BOTH our countrymen are 'leaning that way' as shown by the polls.

Thing is though, I'm still one of those luddites who believe in actual doctor's diagnosing, as opposed to algorithms and "popular group-think".

 

[armorpl8chikn]

That survey is a giant crock of shit.
It reminded me of this movie clip.

 

[BullGear]

2% for me. But I'll probably be dead in 5 years, so not knowing how to brush my teeth in 5 years isn't high on my list of things to worry about.

 

[10ring'r]

Shit, I'm only at 2%. I never get high scores on a test, damnit! Mac

 

[rtB]

What does one's education level have to do with dementia?

 

[Maggot]

What does one's education level have to do with dementia?

I would think, hopefully it would indicate an active mind.

 

[TexPatriot]

4%. I need to eat more veggies and quit being mentally-ill.

 

[clcustom1911]

I would think, hopefully it would indicate an active mind.

IDK man. I know a number of people with multiple levels of degrees that have the active mind of a slab of concrete.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

IDK man. I know a number of people with multiple levels of degrees that have the active mind of a slab of concrete.

I know people with masters and doctorates who are dumber than a bag of dog shit.

 

[Soulezoo]

Apparently, I need a Mediterranean diet. 1%

 

[TexPatriot]

I know people with masters and doctorates who are dumber than a bag of dog shit.

I've had to support women with 'master's degrees' because they couldn't afford to feed themselves. But they'd never let you forget they were the educated ones.

 

[Snuby642]

What was the question?

 

[BullGear]

What does one's education level have to do with dementia?

You were able to read the report, right?

 

[lonegunman762x51]

1% risk, far less than my risk of being murdered by an enraged, hateful leftist who dreams of killing me and using my personal property and life savings to improve the lives of assholes who do not work and constantly abuse drugs.

 

[Jaron3]

Why is there chewed steak in my pocket?

 

[daylate]

Where are my car keys?

Found your keys....never mind the wife said they're mine

 

[Near miss]

Apparently, I need a Mediterranean diet. 1%

So more wine?

 

[tomcatmv]

4% for me but I'm 70 and a Texan so maybe a Canuckian test isn't valid? I mean it didn't ask any questions about fried chicken, grits, smoked brisket or specfic brands of bourbon

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

1%

 

[hollowoutadime]

1%, gotta be higher than that.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Pretty sure how your 'chances' of getting 'dementia' is calculated, is nearly 100% genetic.

 

[Snuby642]

If you drink enough booze it prevents the onset of dementia symptoms being noticed.

 

[Ravenworks]

Canadian test for odds of getting dementia.

According to theis test I have a 5% chance...You?

projectbiglife.ca/dementia,

I think you lied on that test because you have been brain dead for a long time

 

[Snuby642]

Do dementia patients get up every morning happy untill someone tells them they still have dementia?

 

[Threadcutter308]

I think you lied on that test because you have been brain dead for a long time

 

[W54/XM-388]

Do dementia patients get up every morning happy untill someone tells them they still have dementia?

You could ask President House Plant that question during a press conference.....

 

[Mr. Z]

I've had to support women with 'master's degrees' because they couldn't afford to feed themselves. But they'd never let you forget they were the educated ones.

Smart enough to get you to support them.

 

[TexPatriot]

Smart enough to get you to support them.

Pussy ain't free.

 

[abn31c]

Sometimes things feel sour and smell like blue, even when my eyes are closed I still hear hair growing.
Damn lesbians......

 

[Maggot]

Do dementia patients get up every morning happy untill someone tells them they still have dementia?

NO, my mother died with it and it appeared she was miserable most of the time...as were most of the others around her who had it.

 

[lash]

Do dementia patients get up every morning happy untill someone tells them they still have dementia?

Now that dementia nit…

 

[acudaowner]

I already have 100% selective some timers so dementia can't be that far off .

 

[Mr. Z]

NO, my mother died with it and it appeared she was miserable most of the time...as were most of the others around her who had it.

Maybe you weren’t that pleasant to be around.

 

[lash]

Do dementia patients get up every morning happy untill someone tells them they still have dementia?

Now that dementia nit…

 

[BJG56]

3% here. Must be all the dope I smoked when I was young and stupid.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

I for one think dementia is great. You get to meet so many new and interesting people…

 

[Threadcutter308]

I for one think dementia is great. You get to meet so many new and interesting people…

That's schizophrenia. Had a checkup lately ?

 

[Lapuapalooza]

I thought we weren’t going to post our last names on the internet?!

 

[uffduh]

Half way through and forgot what I was doing.

 

[abn31c]

It's so great that today is everyone's birthday....