You ever come across one of those auctions that make you question how the person manages to operate a computer?

[ken226]

Some ads are classic..

 

[nso123]

Curious to see what kind of reply I get.

 

[JoshPutman]

He'll probably say it's classified.

 

[Ranchhand]

Is this still available?

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Some ads are classic..

That is the best ad ever!

 

[deersniper]

Maybe he stood overwatch when they went around putting those stickers on the glass doors at banks saying protected by FDIC.

It would be funny if every agency irs etc didn’t have multiple swat teams.

 

[n2ishun]

Some ads are classic..

He's not really over stating anything.
CR500's were well known for being monsters with 2 wheels.
They were also known for breaking more than a few legs just starting them.

 

[cas6969]

Who knows, this could actually be a rare example of semi responsible government spending. "Look we don't really need them, just go down to Bass Pro and pick something up."

Has anyone asked the seller if he's admitting that this rifle is in fact stolen government property? (even if it was procured from Bass Pro in the future?)

I am actually interested in that muzzle device. The parking brake on my truck is bad and I thought that might work good to put behind the tire.

 

[nso123]

Fortunately, there are no bodies on it, only three warning shots.

 

[BCP]

Just sent this message:

Im interested in the sniper rifle. I have a friend just south of Conroe who would like to come look at it. Is that possible?

They're probably both Sniper's Hide supporting members. Much talk about 6.5 creedmoor and gay sex will ensue.

 

[deersniper]

Fortunately, there are no bodies on it, only three warning shots.
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Lol thanks for that

 

[Waco Kid]

Fortunately, there are no bodies on it, only three warning shots.
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I bet if you’d sent the message saying how cool it would be to own a true sniper rifle with a big body count the response woulda been different

 

[Fig]

So he admits he's lying, because "It was never used" as a SNIPER RIFLE.

Fortunately, there are no bodies on it, only three warning shots. "Warning shots" LOL!

 

[cas6969]

 

[TheGerman]

Fortunately, there are no bodies on it, only three warning shots.
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Warning shots?

I think we call those misses.

 

[hlee]

Warning shots?

I think we call those misses.

"Sighters..."

 

[myronman3]

I bet if you’d sent the message saying how cool it would be to own a true sniper rifle with a big body count the response woulda been different

so someone else ask that. he doesnt know we are plotting on him.....

 

[roostercogburn98]

Fortunately, there are no bodies on it, only three warning shots.
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Fuck that, I’m out

 

[supercorndogs]

Fortunately, there are no bodies on it, only three warning shots.
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Oh my, paparock lives on. Now we need the story of the warning shots. Surely eventually a question about the Pheonix eye punch.

 

[Harescope]

Oh boy .... lol

 

[supercorndogs]

Maybe if he sells it to someone, he could frame the story of the warning shots with his FDIC sniper credentials to help increase the value someday and have a story fer the grandkids.

 

[camocorvette]

I thought smart guys on here always said. " Buy the gun not the story" when I comes to military weapons with stories but no paper work.

Either way, fuck that guy

 

[hlee]

I thought smart guys on here always said. " Buy the gun not the story" when I comes to military weapons with stories but no paper work.

Either way, fuck that guy

On that note, for anyone interested/bored enough to contact the seller, ask about paperwork...

 

[roostercogburn98]

On that note, for anyone interested/bored enough to contact the seller, ask about paperwork...

Hold yer hand out soes I can put muh beer in it. Email sent

 

[SWWI Shooter]

Following- Must see how this turns out

 

[ChezJfrey]

Some ads are classic..

LOL, the difference here is that cycle dude's ad is believable and kinda makes me wanna buy it.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

LOL, the difference here is that cycle dude's ad is believable and kinda makes me wanna buy it.

I want it now! I’m Looking for a cr 500 from here on out

 

[Im2bent]

I want it now! I’m Looking for a cr 500 from here on out

They are getting pricey I sold my 89 CR500 last year on fleabay to a guy in England. I guess there is a huge big retro bike thing going on over there. They shipped it from Socal to England I was like can't they find bikes locally. So I checked and bikes like that are going for 7K plus over there.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

"Sighters..."

Called flyers.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Oh my… the Pheonix eye punch.

I forgot about that…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought smart guys on here always said. " Buy the gun not the story" when I comes to military weapons with stories but no paper work.

Either way, fuck that guy

Unless there are bow kills involved…

 

[camocorvette]

Bow kills obviously. Pay extra if it comes with arrows.

 

[eflyguy]

New 2-stroke road bikes were banned many years ago, but just like you can import cars to the US from other countries over a certain age, you can buy and operate 2-stroke MCs in the UK over a certain age as well.

There are places in the US as well, but GA isn't one of them. Off-road is fine.

Edit.. thinking about it, I know someone that owns one of those insane Suzuki 500cc 2-stroke sport bikes. Not sure how the rules work for that. Grandfathered in as it was designed as a street bike?

 

[Leebedford]

I feel some empathy for the guys with such small cocks that they have to resort to this kind of behavior.

 

[philly1010]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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I can't fathom putting this ad together with a serious face.

GB link (definetly not mine)

You guys only have 1 day and 14 hours left to get your bids in on this gem!

Don't mind the haters. I am sure it's got plenty of Ranger battle cred on it.

Sirhr

 

[Marksman]

Times running out and the reserve isn't met yet. You guys better step op to the plate soon.

 

[n2ishun]

Holy shit that guy must have been bidding his own shit up.
10 bids topping at $1500-reserve not met.

 

[Badshot308]

Holy shit that guy must have been bidding his own shit up.
10 bids topping at $1500-reserve not met.

There were 5 different people bidding on it. He has it posted again... https://www.gunbroker.com/Item/932084958

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Please lord let someone buy it and bring it here for evaluation!

Sirhr

 

[Son of Dorn]

Please lord let someone buy it and bring it here for evaluation!

Sirhr

Only if they wear Saclee Rhino's getup and try his super-special-ultra-long-range handloaded ammo in it.

 

[Matagorda308]

Did he relist it somewhere?
Would this work well for a new gov contractor in the WOT, specifically overwatch on school board meetings? Asking for a friend…

 

[theLBC]

i can just go outside and see the idiots in masks.

 

[SniperBro]

I bet if you’d sent the message saying how cool it would be to own a true sniper rifle with a big body count the response woulda been different

Someone else should ask this...

 

[Threadcutter308]

There were 5 different people bidding on it. He has it posted again... https://www.gunbroker.com/Item/932084958

$420.69 high bid on a $2,100.00 reserve.......

Whoopsies..........

 

[eflyguy]

 

[spamassassin]

Counter Sniper. That's when you shoot someone while finger fucking your carry piece in a gun store, right?

Ohhhh that's entirely too fucking hilarious.

 

[DocRDS]

Hey! as a retard, comparing this guy to me is offensive!