8:00 am - I made a snowman.
8:10- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen, instead.
8:22 – The transgender man...woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple were white.
8:30 – I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and to be more racially inclusive.
8:37 – I was accused of using a black face on the snowman...persons.
8:39 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded that the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained, again, that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crews from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist!
9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during a difficult winter.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:30 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street, demanding for me to be arrested.
9:45 – The boss called and fired me because of all of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 – I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become, because of a bunch of snowflakes.
