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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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8:00 am - I made a snowman.

8:10- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen, instead.

8:22 – The transgender man...woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple were white.

8:30 – I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and to be more racially inclusive.

8:37 – I was accused of using a black face on the snowman...persons.

8:39 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded that the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained, again, that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 – TV news crews from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist!

9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during a difficult winter.

9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:30 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street, demanding for me to be arrested.

9:45 – The boss called and fired me because of all of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

10:00 – I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become, because of a bunch of snowflakes.