So yeah he hit one.
I left the hose out for him.
Ah, the joys of marriage...
I left the hose out for him.
Ah, the joys of marriage...
Best Things of Being in a Relationship (serious, funny, sarcastic, I don't care)
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15yrs this year of my missus putting up with my antics and wild sense of adventure. Even though she is grounded and not adventurous at all, and that's both in and out of the bedroom sadly.
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Always finding the toilet paper roll on the wrong way… it goes under the back, not over the front.
Sirhr
Sirhr
Best thing about being in a relationship is spending the day with her, when her husband is at work.
You probably hang out trying on all his clothes
You forgot the December 23, 1891 addendum to the original patent showing how it fits inside the wall. It’s on file at the library of Congress. Look it up. Sirhr. ;-)
As we've turned into "Senior Citizen's" and make many trips to the surgery center..... It's always comforting to know we have a designated driver to get us home after the Doctors work their magic.... I'd rather be the driver than the patient... But it's working out about even.... LOL
You know toilet paper is rather ancient most everyone has moved on......
I recently switched to the natural ones , its a little different but you get use to it after awhile.
Well, that went off the rails in a hurry.
My work here is done. Sorry Lara!
Sirhr
My work here is done. Sorry Lara!
Sirhr
Being able to fart without leaving the room or blaming it on the dog you forgot died 2 months ago
Randomly buying her articles of clothing which barely cover her nether regions knowing full well she's going to surprise me at a time and place of her choosing. 
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Two and done. There will never be a third. Way too many fucked up crazy bitches trying to change their men. And then there's this:
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Married my 2nd wife 23 years ago, retired 8 years ago, I make her smammiches and watch as she heads out the door to bring home the bacon. Just have to find the right one....
That was actually a good article to read. My two ex's were exactly as he described as the issues. They subscribed to the "A happy wife makes a happy life" dynamic, which I grew to absolutely despise, and still loathe the actual meaning of the phrase. "Make the woman happy....or else"... emotional abuse. If she ain't happy, then by God, NOBODY AROUND WILL BE HAPPY EITHER!Two and done. There will never be a third. Way too many fucked up crazy bitches trying to change their men. And then there's this:
Yeah, fuck that.
A "give and take" relationship will fail. A "give and give" relationship will flourish with partners whose personalities, skills, talents, and abilities compliment one another.
Oh.... and high heels with red bottoms. Those help too
Do you Saran Wrap the toilet when she does that?
The homecomings.
Those of you who have been deployed a few times should know what I mean if you're married, and she's been taking care of the kids (and everything else) while you were gone. Especially once your luck runs out, you come home all banged up, and she ends up working 2 jobs for a couple years after you get "retired" but prior to your VA disability coming through...
Me, and my 30 year faithful dependa at a ball game.
Those of you who have been deployed a few times should know what I mean if you're married, and she's been taking care of the kids (and everything else) while you were gone. Especially once your luck runs out, you come home all banged up, and she ends up working 2 jobs for a couple years after you get "retired" but prior to your VA disability coming through...
Me, and my 30 year faithful dependa at a ball game.
In my case, I'm a firm believer in the paper goes over the front.
My ex wife used to love riding with me in my drift car, the very first time she rode with me i did the stupid guy thing, we were in a empty parking lot and i started to drift around the light poles, after a few figure 8's and a tight circle or two i stopped to see if she was freaking out or having fun... she looked me dead in the eyes and said "i just came a little". It was right then i knew i was in love and was gonna get married... that is my happiest memory from the whole thing.
I think that much of the problem is that women in the USA are often very spoiled. They manipulate men as though it is normal and okay to do. To get what they want, they have many tricks. European women do not appear to be as spoiled, and are much less manipulative in my experience. My ex is super attractive, fun, exciting, outdoorsy, everything most guys want. However she is very spoiled and manipulative, and is an ex for a good reason.Two and done. There will never be a third. Way too many fucked up crazy bitches trying to change their men. And then there's this:
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A few weeks ago the woman had a major surgery. She was in recovery for a couple hours and then moved to a room. Shortly after being moved to a private room the surgeon came in to talk about the details. I said that I only had two questions. 1. How long before she can get in the kitchen and cook? 2. How long before she can get in the garden to get the weeding done?
The issue mostly is that there is very few upsides for men in getting married and the potential to totally ruin your life and turn you into a slave for decades.
The more men that wake up and understand how fundamentally unjust the entire idea of family law is, the closer we get to when the men can demand and get proper equality under the law.
Go down the red pill rabbit hole and you'll understand why more and more men are waking up and refusing to be disposable slaves and beasts of burden to a horrible corrupt system. Wrap it, or snip it and have Tinder and call it good until one day there is actual justice for men and fathers.
So far I have only woken up two mornings to find a pile of shredded paper and a naked tube on the TP holder and a guilty kitty nearby.
Interesting. I've known woman who are not interested in marriage, too. I guess they left those woman put of this report..Two and done. There will never be a third. Way too many fucked up crazy bitches trying to change their men. And then there's this:
"Along the lines of never learning how to treat a man, women are never taught how to value a man’s emotions unless they pertain positively to her. He must prove every day how much he values her for just existing. She expects this but is taught by our society to not reciprocate unless he earns it."Two and done. There will never be a third. Way too many fucked up crazy bitches trying to change their men. And then there's this:
Sadly, this is true. And as a woman, women who do this give other women a bad rap. They need to get their shit together.
You know, part if me wants to be offended, but honestly, the other part of me would want the answer to these questions. I like my own cooking and I enjoy cookingfor my family. I also have a garden. These are legit concerns I would have!
Some people have problems with drugs, some with alcohol, some with gambling, mine has been red-headed nurses.
I had to marry my third ex-wife again to get half my stuff back….
I had to marry my third ex-wife again to get half my stuff back….
I was just making sure she didn't turn into a dairy farmer and milk her light duty status.
It truly was a backhanded way of asking about the extent of recovery for her.
She kinda laughed at the joke and said that he probably thinks I was serious.
Ohh BTW. I can cook. The Nom Nom thread needs a TTT posting.
It truly was a backhanded way of asking about the extent of recovery for her.
She kinda laughed at the joke and said that he probably thinks I was serious.
Ohh BTW. I can cook. The Nom Nom thread needs a TTT posting.
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