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Barely older than me. He is in good physical condition while I’ve suffered nine broken bones, have titanium in my spine, arthritis, failing vision…feared for the safety of my family.
Still smarter than him so you got that going for you.
Could be. It’s a choice. If you screw it up with the wrong aggressor, you end up dead. Life is a rough game.
Deep thoughts for today: The difference between GUTS and BALLS.
There is a difference between the meaning of these two words and the way they should be understood. Let's look at a couple of examples.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with your friends, being met by your wife with a broom. Having GUTS is asking, "Are you still cleaning or flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is arriving home late, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bottom and having the BALLS to say, "You're next chubby."
Hopefully this will clear up any confusion and help some of you with poor grammar skills.
From a scientific and medical perspective, having GUTS or BALLS could have the same results of serious injury, death or financial hardship from a nasty divorce.
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There is a difference between the meaning of these two words and the way they should be understood. Let's look at a couple of examples.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with your friends, being met by your wife with a broom. Having GUTS is asking, "Are you still cleaning or flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is arriving home late, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bottom and having the BALLS to say, "You're next chubby."
Hopefully this will clear up any confusion and help some of you with poor grammar skills.
From a scientific and medical perspective, having GUTS or BALLS could have the same results of serious injury, death or financial hardship from a nasty divorce.
Follow me for more deep thoughts to amaze your friends and get people to fall in love with you.
When the power is out and you have to revert to the old ways to get your morning cofeve!
Let's be fair now. It was a little difficult for her to read it because it was in Spanglish.
Univision's Kamala Harris "town hall" for "undecided Latino Voters" was actually filled with avowed Kamala supporters
Last night’s Univision “town hall” with Kamala Harris was billed as an exciting opportunity for “undecided Latino voters” to question and evaluate the potential next President of the United States.
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Univision's Kamala Harris "town hall" for "undecided Latino Voters" was actually filled with avowed Kamala supporters
Last night’s Univision “town hall” with Kamala Harris was billed as an exciting opportunity for “undecided Latino voters” to question and evaluate the potential next President of the United States.
She'd probably have an easier time with Hindi....
She is not African American... she is Swarthy Western Oriental.... and is faking her accent at every turn.
Her 'beaner' accent is appalling! And an insult to our entire Hispanic-American population who are generally religious, hard-working and pretty pro-American Values.
Why they aren't 100 percent Republican is beyond me! Along with the Rooftop Koreans... they should be total Reagan Republicans!
Well... Univision isn't entertainment. It's brainwashing.
Sirhr
I'm shocked!Univision's Kamala Harris "town hall" for "undecided Latino Voters" was actually filled with avowed Kamala supporters
Last night’s Univision “town hall” with Kamala Harris was billed as an exciting opportunity for “undecided Latino voters” to question and evaluate the potential next President of the United States.
I've used a garlic press in a pinch.
But ...
Boil water on the gas stove and make a pour over.
Or use the percolator, or the French press, or the little Imusa espresso maker.
Many, many ways to make good coffee without a coffee maker.
Si. If you already have coffee grounds easy peasy.
But this is specific to @sirhrmechanic 's problem of grinding beans without power. I don't think that outlet in the 4runner will power the DeLonghi.
Been through about a dozen hurricanes and counting, been without power at least twice as many times. Have never and will never live in a house without natural gas on the Third Coast.
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I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.I've used a garlic press in a pinch.
But ...
The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...
So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.
But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.
Fuck modern vehicles!
Sirhr
