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Fair enough if you're a Jordan Peterson type who doesn't believe but thinks Christianity is a huge force for good in the world, but it's not because of televangelists AT ALL. The Bible is incredibly clear and prolific in it's pronouncements about both the kingdom/state of Israel and the Jewish people both before and after the New Testament; going so far as to say that those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse it shall be cursed. Both Old and New are full of prophesy about Israel. This is not a new heterodoxy, but established orthodoxy established with dozens of biblical statements of fact from the dawn of the Christian Church. The heterodoxy was the Spanish Inquisition and all the perversions of the dark ages when literacy was confined to the ecclesiarchy and common people could not read or understand The Bible. That's where the blood libels and anti-Jew sentiment came from in the Christian Church, that, and borrowing money the Church leaders decided not to pay back... Once the bible became translated and widespread the heresy of Jew hatred and casting aspersions on Israel became evident to all believing Christians, or "Evangelicals" in the modern parlance. Prayers for Israel are the common in the liturgy across Christian churches. This is really basic and straightforward biblical theology that is not in dispute except at the extreme edges of Christianity. That charlatans trying to fleece Christians would not be open apostates on this biblical jussive is elementary and pedestrian in it's theology.

I know of no Christian Church that does not instruct to at once pray for Jews and Israel while also trying to convert them. This is literally the stories of the apostles to which Christians are called to emulate. It's pretty intuitive as well when you consider ALL the first Christians were originally Jews, and it took Paul (a former Jew himself) to carry the message to the Gentiles. QED basic theology, no TV charlatans required.

Was goi to type TLDR… but actually read three times and you wrote a great passage!!!

Televangelists are scum… along with Vince the Sham-wow guy and those useless Medicare plan/c folks all over the tube right now. Selling religion like Krazy Glue and Ginsu knives. All crap!!

People of faith recognize faith. And people
Not of faith should recognize the value to modern society “of” People of faith. Sadly, the left has harnessed the concept of “freedom from religion” not freedom of religion…’ and forgotten that their rights to not believe stop where your rights to believe begin. Religion is a positive force in the world. Mostly.

People of their various books create the bedrock of modern civilization.

Except the the Muzzies. Because their system is fundamentally flawed. Not in its precepts, but in its allowing every wackjob to become a mullah or an ayatollah or a gong-banger. And live by sword passages. And tell their followers to don Semtex pajamas and blow themselves up along with everyone else in the bus.

Good analysis, fig. It’s why westerners should be behind the Jewish people. Technically, Jesus was probably Jewish before he converted!!

Maybe I read that wrong!

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It was definitely a strange custom to carry part of a dead animal in one's pocket. Yet, it isn't any stranger than some of the crap I see today.

I don't think anyone sells these anymore but would love to show one to a millennial just to see their reaction.

So you are saying that the wallaby scrotum I carry to ward off athletes foot is some kind of myth?

WTF you heretic!!!!

Sirhr
 
If any of you can remember what this is and why people use to carry it in their purse or pocket, then we can be friends.

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I have a foot on a key to a safe place. …… Also carry a Buckeye , a Vietnam Challenge coin , a very sharp knife and 2 condoms 👍 🇺🇸