• Win a RIX Storm S3 Thermal Imaging Scope!

    To enter, all you need to do is add an image of yourself at the range below!

    Join the contest

Finding a wife

#651
Suppose that when you go hunting that you would have a 80% chance of getting shot; would you go hunting?

Suppose that when you left the driveway in your car that you had an 80% chance of getting in an accident, would you go driving?

Suppose that when you ate at a certain restaurant that you had an 80% chance of contracting a deadly virus, would you eat at that restaurant?

Suppose that when you get married, there was an 80% chance that your lovely bride would divorce you, take the wealth that you built, along with the house and kids then enslave you for dozens of years with alimony and child support, would you get married?

Even if the likelihood of the aforementioned outcomes was reduced to 50%, would you still do it?

 
  • Like
Reactions: gigamortis and billt
#653
Redlion said:
Big pig, little pig. How appropriate.

Click to expand...

I'm an old big pig. The lever that I push dispenses money for me and only me. I don't have to give to anyone else anymore.

To the younger big pigs I say keep pushing the lever that dispenses money. Except, don't put yourself into a situation where you have to give that money to someone else.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Big Phish, 101st and Redlion
#654
Longshot231 said:
Suppose that when you go hunting that you would have a 80% chance of getting shot; would you go hunting?

Suppose that when you left the driveway in your car that you had an 80% chance of getting in an accident, would you go driving?

Suppose that when you ate at a certain restaurant that you had an 80% chance of contracting a deadly virus, would you eat at that restaurant?

Suppose that when you get married, there was an 80% chance that your lovely bride would divorce you, take the wealth that you built, along with the house and kids then enslave you for dozens of years with alimony and child support, would you get married?

Even if the likelihood of the aforementioned outcomes was reduced to 50%, would you still do it?

Click to expand...

steve-buscemi-fuck-all-that.gif
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: doubloon, BCP, Varmint-Hunter and 1 other person
#655
Longshot231 said:
I'm an old big pig. The lever that I push dispenses money for me and only me. I don't have to give to anyone else anymore.

To the younger big pigs I say keep pushing the lever that dispenses money. Except, don't put yourself into a situation where you have to give that money to someone else.
Click to expand...
The big pig should have eaten the little pig first.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Longshot231
#658
Longshot231 said:
Click to expand...

And then ….things get even stranger !!
Got married once , she passed away ……will never happen again.
Miss her every day.
Wouldn’t get into the co-mingling of funds ever again. Have a GF now that I’ve known since she was 15 …I was 17. Im 71 now …No legal attachments 👍
 
  • Like
Reactions: gigamortis, Shoreglide, Smokeshot and 2 others
#661
Sandhog308 said:
And then ….things get even stranger !!
Got married once , she passed away ……will never happen again.
Miss her every day.
Wouldn’t get into the co-mingling of funds ever again. Have a GF now that I’ve known since she was 15 …I was 17. Im 71 now …No legal attachments 👍
Click to expand...
Good for you dude.

I’m sure Mrs Sandhog would want you back in the game.

I bet you are not as “hard ass” as you are making yourself to be.
 
  • Like
Reactions: oneshot86
#665
This short video says a lot. 99.99% of women do not give two Hershey squirts about their husband or boyfriend's happiness. They measure the success of a marriage by the level of their own happiness. The husband could be miserable and not show it and they won't care as long as they are getting everything they want.

If he doesn't voice his concerns and suffers in silence the women (and the simps) will say that's on him. It's his fault if he doesn't speak up. What they don't realize is that if he does speak up it will only lead to an argument, threat of a divorce or an actual divorce along with the loss of his kids.

 
  • Haha
Reactions: Makinchips208 and doubloon
#666
Longshot231 said:
This short video says a lot. 99.99% of women do not give two Hershey squirts about their husband or boyfriend's happiness. They measure the success of a marriage by the level of their own happiness. The husband could be miserable and not show it and they won't care as long as they are getting everything they want.

If he doesn't voice his concerns and suffers in silence the women (and the simps) will say that's on him. It's his fault if he doesn't speak up. What they don't realize is that if he does speak up it will only lead to an argument, threat of a divorce or an actual divorce along with the loss of his kids.

Click to expand...

Or she nags and guilts him into taking out a life insurance policy on himself and then puts anti-freeze in his Gatorade.

Women are fun to scew and get BJs from but beyond that they pretty much suck.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Longshot231
#668
Most women today are ungodly fucked up. It's why marriage today between the ages of 20 to 30 year olds is DOWN OVER 63% of what it was in the 70's. Men today aren't walking away from marriage, they're RUNNING away. Dating as well.

There is nothing in it for them, except for financial ruin if it doesn't work out..... Which is why 50% of marriages today end up in the shitter within the first 7 years. That's almost as bad as playing Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 chambers loaded..... And all for what? A little stink finger twice a week? Spare me.
 
  • Like
Reactions: gigamortis, Sandhog308, 101st and 3 others
#674
billt said:
Most women today are ungodly fucked up. It's why marriage today between the ages of 20 to 30 year olds is DOWN OVER 63% of what it was in the 70's. Men today aren't walking away from marriage, they're RUNNING away. Dating as well.

There is nothing in it for them, except for financial ruin if it doesn't work out..... Which is why 50% of marriages today end up in the shitter within the first 7 years. That's almost as bad as playing Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 chambers loaded..... And all for what? A little stink finger twice a week? Spare me.
Click to expand...

If women didn’t have that slit between their legs , there would be a bounty on them !
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: gigamortis, Longshot231, BCP and 2 others
#675
Sandhog308 said:
If women didn’t have that slit between their legs , there would be a bounty on them !
Click to expand...
That's the cold, hard truth! It's no wonder why most of these arrogant bimbos are all manless, and in love with themselves. I hope their fingers are big enough to keep themselves happy.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: gigamortis, Longshot231, 101st and 2 others
#677
We've all heard of occupations that don't exist, but should.... I have a good one a, "PROFESSIONAL WOMAN SLAPPER".
They are all professionally trained, and radio dispatched to your location in mere minutes.

Where they remove the woman into another room, and bitch slap the ever loving shit out of her. A your only requirement is to turn up the volume on the TV. So as her bitching and moaning won't interfere with what you're watching. (y)
 
  • Like
Reactions: Longshot231 and Sandhog308
#678
billt said:
We've all heard of occupations that don't exist, but should.... I have a good one a, "PROFESSIONAL WOMAN SLAPPER".
They are all professionally trained, and radio dispatched to your location in mere minutes.

Where they remove the woman into another room, and bitch slap the ever loving shit out of her. A your only requirement is to turn up the volume on the TV. So as her bitching and moaning won't interfere with what you're watching. (y)
Click to expand...

Society has grown weak by men paying others to do what they should have taken care of themselves.
 
  • Like
Reactions: gigamortis, Longshot231, Sandhog308 and 2 others
#685
Been reading posts after the OP started it in 2002 . Some good advice , lots of laughs.

Not sure when I posted the following gem of wisdom from my dear departed Mom.
She didn’t tolerated Bull Shit so I took her words to heart , although I let one head think for the other numerous times ……. Sorry Mom !
She told me this when I was 14 or so ….Sandhog …….
“ NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A WOMAN THATS GOT MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU “ …. Sound advise forever 👍
 
  • Like
Reactions: Snipe260 and Longshot231
#687
I was over 30 when I got married. Most people settle when the settle down, I wasn't willing to do that. I waited until I met the girl that was the one. There was no decision to be made, I just knew. It was a given. Never looked back. Patience is key. Better to be single than in a rough marriage.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Herb Stoner
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

PatMiles
The Gutless Old Party!
Replies
19
Views
924
Keeper22
Keeper22
Blue Sky Country
2A ALERT: VIRGINIA. VCDL URGENT LEGISLATIVE ACTION for pending gun bills. Salem gun show needs volunteers 01/18-19
Replies
9
Views
334
232593
232593
lonegunman762x51
Taking a cruise with a$$holes.........................
Replies
129
Views
7K
Big Phish
Big Phish
Mark_Dorman
MDT Field Stock for the 10/22
Replies
3
Views
929
Mark_Dorman
Mark_Dorman
Krugermeier
Any expats here? Wife and I seriously considering leaving the US
Replies
268
Views
10K
Redmanss
Redmanss
Top Bottom
Back
Home
Forums
Merch
Alerts