Finding a wife

[Longshot231]

Suppose that when you go hunting that you would have a 80% chance of getting shot; would you go hunting?

Suppose that when you left the driveway in your car that you had an 80% chance of getting in an accident, would you go driving?

Suppose that when you ate at a certain restaurant that you had an 80% chance of contracting a deadly virus, would you eat at that restaurant?

Suppose that when you get married, there was an 80% chance that your lovely bride would divorce you, take the wealth that you built, along with the house and kids then enslave you for dozens of years with alimony and child support, would you get married?

Even if the likelihood of the aforementioned outcomes was reduced to 50%, would you still do it?

 

[Redlion]

Big pig, little pig. How appropriate.

 

[Longshot231]

Big pig, little pig. How appropriate.

I'm an old big pig. The lever that I push dispenses money for me and only me. I don't have to give to anyone else anymore.

To the younger big pigs I say keep pushing the lever that dispenses money. Except, don't put yourself into a situation where you have to give that money to someone else.

 

[TexPatriot]

Suppose that when you go hunting that you would have a 80% chance of getting shot; would you go hunting?

Suppose that when you left the driveway in your car that you had an 80% chance of getting in an accident, would you go driving?

Suppose that when you ate at a certain restaurant that you had an 80% chance of contracting a deadly virus, would you eat at that restaurant?

Suppose that when you get married, there was an 80% chance that your lovely bride would divorce you, take the wealth that you built, along with the house and kids then enslave you for dozens of years with alimony and child support, would you get married?

Even if the likelihood of the aforementioned outcomes was reduced to 50%, would you still do it?

 

[NoDopes]

I'm an old big pig. The lever that I push dispenses money for me and only me. I don't have to give to anyone else anymore.

To the younger big pigs I say keep pushing the lever that dispenses money. Except, don't put yourself into a situation where you have to give that money to someone else.

The big pig should have eaten the little pig first.

 

[Pharmseller]

Money for nothing and the chicks pay me…

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Sandhog308]

And then ….things get even stranger !!
Got married once , she passed away ……will never happen again.
Miss her every day.
Wouldn’t get into the co-mingling of funds ever again. Have a GF now that I’ve known since she was 15 …I was 17. Im 71 now …No legal attachments

 

[DuneBoer]

Here we go! I bet she's a rattler in the sac!

 

[Longshot231]

Here we go! I bet she's a rattler in the sac!

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There’s also the problem (or advantage depending on how you view it) of having a relationship with a woman who has spilt/multiple personalities. You may never know who you go to bed with then wake up with.

 

[pmclaine]

And then ….things get even stranger !!
Got married once , she passed away ……will never happen again.
Miss her every day.
Wouldn’t get into the co-mingling of funds ever again. Have a GF now that I’ve known since she was 15 …I was 17. Im 71 now …No legal attachments

Good for you dude.

I’m sure Mrs Sandhog would want you back in the game.

I bet you are not as “hard ass” as you are making yourself to be.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[TexPatriot]

Do you want a real girl with all original, genuine parts or are you ok with a re-build?

 

[Varmint-Hunter]

They really do be crazy

 

[Longshot231]

This short video says a lot. 99.99% of women do not give two Hershey squirts about their husband or boyfriend's happiness. They measure the success of a marriage by the level of their own happiness. The husband could be miserable and not show it and they won't care as long as they are getting everything they want.

If he doesn't voice his concerns and suffers in silence the women (and the simps) will say that's on him. It's his fault if he doesn't speak up. What they don't realize is that if he does speak up it will only lead to an argument, threat of a divorce or an actual divorce along with the loss of his kids.

 

[TexPatriot]

This short video says a lot. 99.99% of women do not give two Hershey squirts about their husband or boyfriend's happiness. They measure the success of a marriage by the level of their own happiness. The husband could be miserable and not show it and they won't care as long as they are getting everything they want.

If he doesn't voice his concerns and suffers in silence the women (and the simps) will say that's on him. It's his fault if he doesn't speak up. What they don't realize is that if he does speak up it will only lead to an argument, threat of a divorce or an actual divorce along with the loss of his kids.

Or she nags and guilts him into taking out a life insurance policy on himself and then puts anti-freeze in his Gatorade.

Women are fun to scew and get BJs from but beyond that they pretty much suck.

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[billt]

Most women today are ungodly fucked up. It's why marriage today between the ages of 20 to 30 year olds is DOWN OVER 63% of what it was in the 70's. Men today aren't walking away from marriage, they're RUNNING away. Dating as well.

There is nothing in it for them, except for financial ruin if it doesn't work out..... Which is why 50% of marriages today end up in the shitter within the first 7 years. That's almost as bad as playing Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 chambers loaded..... And all for what? A little stink finger twice a week? Spare me.

 

[billt]

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That bitch has as much of a chance as a one legged man is an ass kicking contest.

 

[ColinW]

That bitch has as much of a chance as a one legged man is an ass kicking contest.

At least she's being honest.....

 

[LRRPF52]

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Does a fat-sculpted six pack work for you muh lady?

Her list is like a Red Flag claymore mine blast.

 

[billt]

This guys says all that needs to be said BRILLIANTLY !

 

[Sandhog308]

Slap my hand , Black soul man !
He got it figured out

 

[Sandhog308]

Most women today are ungodly fucked up. It's why marriage today between the ages of 20 to 30 year olds is DOWN OVER 63% of what it was in the 70's. Men today aren't walking away from marriage, they're RUNNING away. Dating as well.

There is nothing in it for them, except for financial ruin if it doesn't work out..... Which is why 50% of marriages today end up in the shitter within the first 7 years. That's almost as bad as playing Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 chambers loaded..... And all for what? A little stink finger twice a week? Spare me.

If women didn’t have that slit between their legs , there would be a bounty on them !

 

[billt]

If women didn’t have that slit between their legs , there would be a bounty on them !

That's the cold, hard truth! It's no wonder why most of these arrogant bimbos are all manless, and in love with themselves. I hope their fingers are big enough to keep themselves happy.

 

[BCP]

 

[billt]

We've all heard of occupations that don't exist, but should.... I have a good one a, "PROFESSIONAL WOMAN SLAPPER".
They are all professionally trained, and radio dispatched to your location in mere minutes.

Where they remove the woman into another room, and bitch slap the ever loving shit out of her. A your only requirement is to turn up the volume on the TV. So as her bitching and moaning won't interfere with what you're watching.

 

[W54/XM-388]

We've all heard of occupations that don't exist, but should.... I have a good one a, "PROFESSIONAL WOMAN SLAPPER".
They are all professionally trained, and radio dispatched to your location in mere minutes.

Where they remove the woman into another room, and bitch slap the ever loving shit out of her. A your only requirement is to turn up the volume on the TV. So as her bitching and moaning won't interfere with what you're watching.

Society has grown weak by men paying others to do what they should have taken care of themselves.

 

[Darryle]

That bitch has as much of a chance as a one legged man is an ass kicking contest.

One legged man stomping out a grass fire

 

[myronman3]

is this still available? did the OP succeed in ruining his life yet?

 

[Snipe260]

is this still available? did the OP succeed in ruining his life yet?

He passed away last yr. She stabbed him with a steak knife while sleeping

 

[oneshot86]

He passed away last yr. She stabbed him with a steak knife while sleeping

Spicey.
Is she hot?

 

[Darryle]

Spicey.
Is she hot?

Her name is Lorena

 

[BCP]

He passed away last yr. She stabbed him with a steak knife while sleeping

He's still posting on here so my guess is gave up on the female search and spends his spare money on ammo and gadgets.

 

[Sandhog308]

Been reading posts after the OP started it in 2002 . Some good advice , lots of laughs.

Not sure when I posted the following gem of wisdom from my dear departed Mom.
She didn’t tolerated Bull Shit so I took her words to heart , although I let one head think for the other numerous times ……. Sorry Mom !
She told me this when I was 14 or so ….Sandhog …….
“ NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A WOMAN THATS GOT MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU “ …. Sound advise forever

 

[Longshot231]

And now for a musical interlude...

 

[WTF-2-EDC]

I was over 30 when I got married. Most people settle when the settle down, I wasn't willing to do that. I waited until I met the girl that was the one. There was no decision to be made, I just knew. It was a given. Never looked back. Patience is key. Better to be single than in a rough marriage.

 

[corsairpilot62]

@HenryTheAce did you find a wife!??!!

 

[HenryTheAce]

@HenryTheAce did you find a wife!??!!

Lol, nope! Just me and Miss Michigan still

 

[Varmint-Hunter]

Feminist and superficial women with unrealistic expectations ruined dating and married for young people. the did has already been done. it's bad for young people in the 20's and 30's and it will be worse for the coming generations.

 

[billt]

Likable personalities in many of these women have vastly deteriorated over the last several decades. Most are meaner than a dog shitting tacks!

 

[Redlion]

Women love simps.

 

[Longshot231]

A while back, I was driving home from work when I saw a gorgeous brunette struggling to change her flat tire.

It took me less than a second to make a decision. I kept driving. Equal rights!

Don't judge me. Nobody else was stopping either.

 

[billt]

Here is yet another thing for all of you young guys to watch out for. That all but guarantees any woman you might have interest in, is a total piece of certified shit. Ask her if you got married, if she would take your last name alone, without hyphenating it into hers. If she won't, dump her and dump her FAST!

I have never met a woman with a hyphenated last name, who wasn't a arrogant, condescending bitch. Who thinks she pisses wine, and shits roses.... Does Hillary Rodham Clinton ring a bell?

 

[trob]

Here is yet another thing for all of you young guys to watch out for. That all but guarantees any woman you might have interest in, is a total piece of certified shit. Ask her if you got married, if she would take your last name alone, without hyphenating it into hers. If she won't, dump her and dump her FAST!

I have never met a woman with a hyphenated last name, who wasn't a arrogant, condescending bitch. Who thinks she pisses wine, and shits roses.... Does Hillary Rodham Clinton ring a bell?

….where’s the hyphen?

 

[billt]

….where’s the hyphen?

It's just a term for bitches with 2 last names.

 

[WTF-2-EDC]

Unconditional love was something I did not believe in for a long time...until I met someone I wanted to put first in my life. That's how I learned unconditional love was real. But for unconditional love to last in a marriage, it has to be mutual. When you know that's the case, then get married. If you have any doubt, it's not meant to be. When ya know...ya know. Getting married is just a given. Neither of you actually has any say in the matter. That's true love. Sadly, most people never get to experience it.

 

[NoDopes]

Divorces are initiated 80% of the time by the women if she has a college degree. (70% overall) I'd imagine the man is blind-sided a majority of the time. Mutual unconditional is unknowable. Like quantum mechanics, observing the state destroys it.

 

[BCP]

Unconditional love was something I did not believe in for a long time...until I met someone I wanted to put first in my life. That's how I learned unconditional love was real. But for unconditional love to last in a marriage, it has to be mutual. When you know that's the case, then get married. If you have any doubt, it's not meant to be. When ya know...ya know. Getting married is just a given. Neither of you actually has any say in the matter. That's true love. Sadly, most people never get to experience it.

Every guy thinks he's got "The One" but you don't know until a few years of marriage, hell even then I've known people whose marriages suddenly went pfft after 25 years.

 

[Longshot231]

Unconditional love was something I did not believe in for a long time...until I met someone I wanted to put first in my life. That's how I learned unconditional love was real. But for unconditional love to last in a marriage, it has to be mutual. When you know that's the case, then get married. If you have any doubt, it's not meant to be. When ya know...ya know. Getting married is just a given. Neither of you actually has any say in the matter. That's true love. Sadly, most people never get to experience it.

Divorces are initiated 80% of the time by the women if she has a college degree. (70% overall) I'd imagine the man is blind-sided a majority of the time. Mutual unconditional is unknowable. Like quantum mechanics, observing the state destroys it.

Every guy thinks he's got "The One" but you don't know until a few years of marriage, hell even then I've known people whose marriages suddenly went pfft after 25 years.

For women, love is always conditional. They think that love is a feeling. Love is an action word. It's something that you do not what you feel.

For a woman, love is based on their emotions and it's transactional.

@WTF-2-EDC I am glad that you got "the one." If she continues to stay with you and both of you are happy then you got the unicorn.

For everyone else the unicorn is a myth.

In this video he gets into the statistics of how it's practically impossible to find a traditional wife. It's a little long but enlightening.