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Finding a wife

Suppose that when you go hunting that you would have a 80% chance of getting shot; would you go hunting?

Suppose that when you left the driveway in your car that you had an 80% chance of getting in an accident, would you go driving?

Suppose that when you ate at a certain restaurant that you had an 80% chance of contracting a deadly virus, would you eat at that restaurant?

Suppose that when you get married, there was an 80% chance that your lovely bride would divorce you, take the wealth that you built, along with the house and kids then enslave you for dozens of years with alimony and child support, would you get married?

Even if the likelihood of the aforementioned outcomes was reduced to 50%, would you still do it?

 
Big pig, little pig. How appropriate.


I'm an old big pig. The lever that I push dispenses money for me and only me. I don't have to give to anyone else anymore.

To the younger big pigs I say keep pushing the lever that dispenses money. Except, don't put yourself into a situation where you have to give that money to someone else.
 
Suppose that when you go hunting that you would have a 80% chance of getting shot; would you go hunting?

Suppose that when you left the driveway in your car that you had an 80% chance of getting in an accident, would you go driving?

Suppose that when you ate at a certain restaurant that you had an 80% chance of contracting a deadly virus, would you eat at that restaurant?

Suppose that when you get married, there was an 80% chance that your lovely bride would divorce you, take the wealth that you built, along with the house and kids then enslave you for dozens of years with alimony and child support, would you get married?

Even if the likelihood of the aforementioned outcomes was reduced to 50%, would you still do it?


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I'm an old big pig. The lever that I push dispenses money for me and only me. I don't have to give to anyone else anymore.

To the younger big pigs I say keep pushing the lever that dispenses money. Except, don't put yourself into a situation where you have to give that money to someone else.
The big pig should have eaten the little pig first.
 
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And then ….things get even stranger !!
Got married once , she passed away ……will never happen again.
Miss her every day.
Wouldn’t get into the co-mingling of funds ever again. Have a GF now that I’ve known since she was 15 …I was 17. Im 71 now …No legal attachments 👍
 
And then ….things get even stranger !!
Got married once , she passed away ……will never happen again.
Miss her every day.
Wouldn’t get into the co-mingling of funds ever again. Have a GF now that I’ve known since she was 15 …I was 17. Im 71 now …No legal attachments 👍
Good for you dude.

I’m sure Mrs Sandhog would want you back in the game.

I bet you are not as “hard ass” as you are making yourself to be.
 
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This short video says a lot. 99.99% of women do not give two Hershey squirts about their husband or boyfriend's happiness. They measure the success of a marriage by the level of their own happiness. The husband could be miserable and not show it and they won't care as long as they are getting everything they want.

If he doesn't voice his concerns and suffers in silence the women (and the simps) will say that's on him. It's his fault if he doesn't speak up. What they don't realize is that if he does speak up it will only lead to an argument, threat of a divorce or an actual divorce along with the loss of his kids.

 
This short video says a lot. 99.99% of women do not give two Hershey squirts about their husband or boyfriend's happiness. They measure the success of a marriage by the level of their own happiness. The husband could be miserable and not show it and they won't care as long as they are getting everything they want.

If he doesn't voice his concerns and suffers in silence the women (and the simps) will say that's on him. It's his fault if he doesn't speak up. What they don't realize is that if he does speak up it will only lead to an argument, threat of a divorce or an actual divorce along with the loss of his kids.


Or she nags and guilts him into taking out a life insurance policy on himself and then puts anti-freeze in his Gatorade.

Women are fun to scew and get BJs from but beyond that they pretty much suck.
 
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Most women today are ungodly fucked up. It's why marriage today between the ages of 20 to 30 year olds is DOWN OVER 63% of what it was in the 70's. Men today aren't walking away from marriage, they're RUNNING away. Dating as well.

There is nothing in it for them, except for financial ruin if it doesn't work out..... Which is why 50% of marriages today end up in the shitter within the first 7 years. That's almost as bad as playing Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 chambers loaded..... And all for what? A little stink finger twice a week? Spare me.
 
Most women today are ungodly fucked up. It's why marriage today between the ages of 20 to 30 year olds is DOWN OVER 63% of what it was in the 70's. Men today aren't walking away from marriage, they're RUNNING away. Dating as well.

There is nothing in it for them, except for financial ruin if it doesn't work out..... Which is why 50% of marriages today end up in the shitter within the first 7 years. That's almost as bad as playing Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 chambers loaded..... And all for what? A little stink finger twice a week? Spare me.

If women didn’t have that slit between their legs , there would be a bounty on them !
 
We've all heard of occupations that don't exist, but should.... I have a good one a, "PROFESSIONAL WOMAN SLAPPER".
They are all professionally trained, and radio dispatched to your location in mere minutes.

Where they remove the woman into another room, and bitch slap the ever loving shit out of her. A your only requirement is to turn up the volume on the TV. So as her bitching and moaning won't interfere with what you're watching. (y)
 
We've all heard of occupations that don't exist, but should.... I have a good one a, "PROFESSIONAL WOMAN SLAPPER".
They are all professionally trained, and radio dispatched to your location in mere minutes.

Where they remove the woman into another room, and bitch slap the ever loving shit out of her. A your only requirement is to turn up the volume on the TV. So as her bitching and moaning won't interfere with what you're watching. (y)

Society has grown weak by men paying others to do what they should have taken care of themselves.
 
Been reading posts after the OP started it in 2002 . Some good advice , lots of laughs.

Not sure when I posted the following gem of wisdom from my dear departed Mom.
She didn’t tolerated Bull Shit so I took her words to heart , although I let one head think for the other numerous times ……. Sorry Mom !
She told me this when I was 14 or so ….Sandhog …….
“ NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A WOMAN THATS GOT MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU “ …. Sound advise forever 👍
 
Here is yet another thing for all of you young guys to watch out for. That all but guarantees any woman you might have interest in, is a total piece of certified shit. Ask her if you got married, if she would take your last name alone, without hyphenating it into hers. If she won't, dump her and dump her FAST!

I have never met a woman with a hyphenated last name, who wasn't a arrogant, condescending bitch. Who thinks she pisses wine, and shits roses.... Does Hillary Rodham Clinton ring a bell?
 
Here is yet another thing for all of you young guys to watch out for. That all but guarantees any woman you might have interest in, is a total piece of certified shit. Ask her if you got married, if she would take your last name alone, without hyphenating it into hers. If she won't, dump her and dump her FAST!

I have never met a woman with a hyphenated last name, who wasn't a arrogant, condescending bitch. Who thinks she pisses wine, and shits roses.... Does Hillary Rodham Clinton ring a bell?
….where’s the hyphen?
 
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Unconditional love was something I did not believe in for a long time...until I met someone I wanted to put first in my life. That's how I learned unconditional love was real. But for unconditional love to last in a marriage, it has to be mutual. When you know that's the case, then get married. If you have any doubt, it's not meant to be. When ya know...ya know. Getting married is just a given. Neither of you actually has any say in the matter. That's true love. Sadly, most people never get to experience it.
 
Unconditional love was something I did not believe in for a long time...until I met someone I wanted to put first in my life. That's how I learned unconditional love was real. But for unconditional love to last in a marriage, it has to be mutual. When you know that's the case, then get married. If you have any doubt, it's not meant to be. When ya know...ya know. Getting married is just a given. Neither of you actually has any say in the matter. That's true love. Sadly, most people never get to experience it.

Every guy thinks he's got "The One" but you don't know until a few years of marriage, hell even then I've known people whose marriages suddenly went pfft after 25 years.
 
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Unconditional love was something I did not believe in for a long time...until I met someone I wanted to put first in my life. That's how I learned unconditional love was real. But for unconditional love to last in a marriage, it has to be mutual. When you know that's the case, then get married. If you have any doubt, it's not meant to be. When ya know...ya know. Getting married is just a given. Neither of you actually has any say in the matter. That's true love. Sadly, most people never get to experience it.
Divorces are initiated 80% of the time by the women if she has a college degree. (70% overall) I'd imagine the man is blind-sided a majority of the time. Mutual unconditional is unknowable. Like quantum mechanics, observing the state destroys it.

Every guy thinks he's got "The One" but you don't know until a few years of marriage, hell even then I've known people whose marriages suddenly went pfft after 25 years.

For women, love is always conditional. They think that love is a feeling. Love is an action word. It's something that you do not what you feel.

For a woman, love is based on their emotions and it's transactional.

@WTF-2-EDC I am glad that you got "the one." If she continues to stay with you and both of you are happy then you got the unicorn.

For everyone else the unicorn is a myth.

In this video he gets into the statistics of how it's practically impossible to find a traditional wife. It's a little long but enlightening.

 
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