Honestly you probably deserved it. First rule of life, don’t accept candy from strangers. He was doing you a favor, because natural selection might have taken you out if you didn’t get that important life lesson. I mean come on man! You were eating shit from a stranger and paid the 10$. Glad you’re still here.I ran into a guy selling toothbrushes for $10. I thought he was nuts, nobody gonna buy a toothbrush for $10.
He did have some free candy, so I took him up on the free candy. As I chewed into the candy I said, "This candy tastes like shit!"
He informed me it was in fact shit, and offered to sell me a toothbrush.
We can only hope you’re a hybrid that can’t reproduce.
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