Best Things of Being in a Relationship (serious, funny, sarcastic, I don't care)

[LaraCroft]

I'll go first..

Doing stupid shit in photos knowing they still will go home with you at the end of the day.

 

[Jscb1b]

My wife puts up with my dumbass!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I get to work 5 or 6 days a week to support someone else's lifestyles.

 

[LaraCroft]

My wife puts up with my dumbass!

Always a plus lol

 

[LaraCroft]

I get to work 5 or 6 days a week to support someone else's lifestyles.

 

[The D]

I don’t have to feel guilty about going to bed at 8(and not for the bangadabangada), she is right on my heels

 

[...]

It's not half bad having someone around to patch me back up when I injury myself.

To date, the missus has:

• Reset 2 dislocated knees
• Put in 20+ stitches
• Driven my ass to the hospital 3 times

I figured she's earned her keep

 

[theLBC]

sammiches

 

[Average guy]

Getting to pretty much live the way I want because it’s the way she wants also. Took 2 tries but I’m finally content in a relationship.

 

[The D]

It's not half bad having someone around to patch me back up when I injury myself.

To date, the missus has:

• Reset 2 dislocated knees
• Put in 20+ stitches
• Driven my ass to the hospital 3 times

I figured she's earned her keep

My wife was an icu nurse and now is a family medicine nurse practitioner so we have that card up our sleeve. This will come in handy in the future too; one son has severe hemophilia, his younger brother cuts a path everywhere he goes with his head, & the one still in the oven will have two older brothers to show him how to be a boy… pray for me

 

[Texasflyer]

What do i miss from being married.... mornings when she would wake up all messy and hot, random kisses from out of nowhere, the smell of hair and perfume. Suprising her bates motel style in the shower with fresh dryer towels, random road trips to museums and junk sales... all i do is work and sleep since she left and im not sad about that.... but there is an entire book of things i cant type that i miss too... just inappropriate.

 

[oneshot86]

sammiches

And the blowjobs

 

[oneshot86]

Blowjobs first

 

[DIBBS]

Kids.... and now.... grandchildren.

She takes very good care of me, and has taken me to the ER a couple times.

Not sure how she has put up with me for this long... but I aint complaining.

 

[Dta1]

It's not half bad having someone around to patch me back up when I injury myself.

To date, the missus has:

• Reset 2 dislocated knees
• Put in 20+ stitches
• Driven my ass to the hospital 3 times

I figured she's earned her keep

Oh man, my father in law can hurt himself microwaving popcorn. He’s the best human being on earth, and the best moral guide for my children (he’s actually a pastor, and a good one). His wife and daughter know him well. He just retired and purchased an RV, we bought him a travel grill for the road as a Father’s Day gift. My wife made him a basket to go along with it, full of seasoning, sauces, bandaids, gauze, neosporin.
I feel you.

 

[LaraCroft]

I like having someone who can pick me up and carry me to bed when I'm sick, hurt, or had too much wine.
It's nice.

I may or may not have had two big glasses or strong wine already tonight. And may or may not be contemplating a third.

I may or may not be asking for the bed escort service tonight.

Oooh and foot rubs.

 

[RUTGERS95]

best thing is she's my best friend, confidant, and loves me with all my MANY faults. Best thing is she is by my side!

 

[Threadcutter308]

And the blowjobs

lissin' to you.......wut a fuggin' Neanderthal.......

 

[Threadcutter308]

I like having someone who can pick me up and carry me to bed when I'm sick, hurt, or had too much wine.
It's nice.

I may or may not have had two big glasses or strong wine already tonight. And may or may not be contemplating a third.

I may or may not be asking for the bed escort service tonight.

Oooh and foot rubs.

hell, go for it. All of it. we ain't gettin' any younger......

 

[akmike47]

Ew a girl. I thought we were the he man woman haters club around here?

 

[akmike47]

hopefully mine really loves me I'm quickly becoming crippled up.

Trying to figure out how to switch to a 6mm round so I can keep shooting. The heavy 308 still don't cut it some days lol.

I wish she shot, but more ammo for me I guess.

 

[Anointed1]

Having someone to take care of you when you can't take care of youself...having someone to shelter from the storms of life so they never knew how bad things really were...having someone who gives you purpose and the desire to be a better man...to name a few.

 

[Maggot]

Whats a 'relationship['? Is that when you talk to the girl at the Gentlemen's Club before the lap dance?

 

[Doc68]

My wife has stood by me in all times good and bad. Shes had to experience my issues and is still here.

Shes a keeper

Doc

 

[Mike Casselton]

hopefully mine really loves me I'm quickly becoming crippled up.

Trying to figure out how to switch to a 6mm round so I can keep shooting. The heavy 308 still don't cut it some days lol.

I wish she shot, but more ammo for me I guess.

6-BR, 105 Bergers, just sayin.

 

[FS1]

The crazy you know, is better than the crazy you don't.

 

[powdahound76]

@Trigger Monkey - you seeing this bro???

 

[diggler1833]

It's not half bad having someone around to patch me back up when I injury myself.

To date, the missus has:

• Reset 2 dislocated knees
• Put in 20+ stitches
• Driven my ass to the hospital 3 times

I figured she's earned her keep

This is why having a wife with a medical background is a huge plus. Living/working with cattle, I've had to be cut on and/or stitched on a couple times too.

 

[RUTGERS95]

The crazy you know, is better than the crazy you don't.

quote of the year because they are all crazy, just the degree to which that separates them lol

 

[Duc]

I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end my time with you!

 

[Mater2009]

For me the best part of was moving on and just being done with. Crazy baby momma followed up by the best girlfriend in the world that turned out to be the worlds worst wife. And after that had the craziest cops daughter i could find. Never again. Just not worth the headache.

 

[Mike Casselton]

I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end my time with you!

Don't let your Meatloaf...

 

[Powder_Burns]

Being convinced we’re going on a 3 mile hike, that turns into 8 miles round trip up to a glacier across 5’ deep snowpack, and coming home 8 hours later covered in 2nd degree sunburns.

 

[wh20crazy]

Lot's of stuff. Recently she found us this place to live. And sometimes I come home from work to find the Grandkids fishing.

 

[sheepdog697]

I get to work 5 or 6 days a week to support someone else's lifestyles.

Haha

 

[LaraCroft]

hell, go for it. All of it. we ain't gettin' any younger......

Ain't that the damn truth..

 

[acudaowner]

it's all good till she wakes up wondering why she is with you then devorces you taking everything that is important to you in the process and they call it 1/2 lol best of luck .

 

[Baron23]

The relief of finally getting out of it. Bat shit, TDS, lunatic that she was.

 

[Choid]

As far as I can tell, these days about 99.9% of people out there are fucking insane. It is nice to spend most of my time with one person who isn't. I am sure my wife must feel the same way.

 

[Baron23]

 

[hlee]

Relationships do not break up because of one person. It takes 2 to make a relationship and 2 to break a relationship. So, if your relationship is broken, please put the blame were it belongs. Her and her mother...

 

[BLEE]

She puts up with my bad habits and accepts me. She loves me the way I want to be loved.

 

[Anointed1]

it's all good till she wakes up wondering why she is with you then devorces you taking everything that is important to you in the process and they call it 1/2 lol best of luck .

Been there twice....the third one was the charm...stay in the ring !

 

[akmike47]

6-BR, 105 Bergers, just sayin.

That's what I'm thinking. There's better rounds, but hard to beat the barrel life.

Only downside is fighting wind out at 1100yds

 

[Mike Casselton]

That's what I'm thinking. There's better rounds, but hard to beat the barrel life.

Only downside is fighting wind out at 1100yds

It's such an easy cartridge to reload and easy to shoot. Almost like cheating

 

[LaraCroft]

Random text messages during the day that I get to decipher, like, "vultures are retarded".
..

 

[hlee]

Random text messages during the day that I get to decipher, like, "vultures are retarded".
..

What is to decipher? That’s plain English. He either hit one, or nearly did so…

 

[Jscb1b]

I thought it was about mother in laws.

 

[hlee]

What is to decipher? That’s plain English. He either hit one, or nearly did so…

I thought it was about mother in laws.

^^^ Not mutually exclusive…

 

[LaraCroft]

See?!?!

Needs deciphering.
Lol