While being hurried thru the countryside by his driver, Bill Maher's driver suddenly rounded a bend and promptly ran over a lone jackass in the road and killed it dead.
Perplexed as to how to proceed, they decided to have the driver go up to the nearest farmhouse and give them the bad news.
The driver went into the house, announced what happened, and was suddently given a great meal, their best hooch, and allowed to sleep with the farmers daughter.
When he returned to the vehicle everyone wanted to know what took so long.
"I am not sure what happened" , replied the driver. "I went to the house, knocked on the door, told them I was driving Bill Maher and that I had accidently run over the 'Jackass' in the road and killed him dead. Before I knew it they were offering me everything they had in congratulations."
Perplexed as to how to proceed, they decided to have the driver go up to the nearest farmhouse and give them the bad news.
The driver went into the house, announced what happened, and was suddently given a great meal, their best hooch, and allowed to sleep with the farmers daughter.
When he returned to the vehicle everyone wanted to know what took so long.
"I am not sure what happened" , replied the driver. "I went to the house, knocked on the door, told them I was driving Bill Maher and that I had accidently run over the 'Jackass' in the road and killed him dead. Before I knew it they were offering me everything they had in congratulations."
