Maggie’s Classy Canadians- woman poos and throws it at Tim Hortons

[hermosabeach]

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960

She had a bad day—story does not say if she is single or not

A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.

 

[hermosabeach]

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[XLR308]

WTF, its way past due to start thinning the heard of useless asswipes.
Pun intended

 

[tnichols]

Wow. I have no words other than we have digressed to a society not unlike the fricken’ the apes. She was evidently “upset” about something. First world problems is a guess.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Hahaha. White people have too much free time.

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[Mike Casselton]

No job is complete until the paperwork is flung.

I watched that while taking a shit. I bet I did a much better job on the paper side of things.

 

[Clearlight]

Impressive ability to snap one off on command . Maybe her latte was wrong , or they wouldn’t let
her use the shitter ...

 

[Diver160651]

Shit hit the fan

 

[MtnCreek]

Flings shit: Sorry Eh.

Throws shit paper: Sorry Eh.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Crazy is what crazy does.

 

[1J04]

She made that shit up. No, really. She literally made that shit up.

 

[Maser]

 

[Basher]

This guy wins the internetz today!

 

[Sean the Nailer]

No words. I have no words. AmeriYanks actually DON'T have a corner on 'crazy'.

 

[Frankly]

I’m simply impressed by her sheer pooping ability, beautifully done, efficient, a virtual ballet performance.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I’m simply impressed by her sheer pooping ability, beautifully done, efficient, a virtual ballet performance.

That's what I was thinking. How in the hell does one shit on command, especially in front of an audience?

 

[Rthur]

Used to have to go to the zoo for this kinda entertainment.

R

 

[EGwhisper]

Damn snow mexicans

 

[RTH1800]

Not sure in the world of Canadian Poo if premeditation counts but notice that she sought out the paper prior to commission of the act. In this case we clearly know "Who flung dung".

She made the snatch and fling like a MLB Golden Glove short stop. Just one smooth motion. Clearly not her first crap and run.

Why did she get so little attention from the other patrons? I am sure they could hear her yelling prior to the main event.

 

[mtrmn]

Not sure in the world of Canadian Poo if premeditation counts but notice that she sought out the paper prior to commission of the act. In this case we clearly know "Who flung dung".

She made the snatch and fling like a MLB Golden Glove short stop. Just one smooth motion. Clearly not her first crap and run.

Why did she get so little attention from the other patrons? I am sure they could hear her yelling prior to the main event.

Plus she didn't even leave the slightest remnant behind-not even a stain, although there is some glare on the floor which I suppose could have concealed it from the camera.

 

[sandwarrior]

I guess I don't understand why that about the time the turd hit the ground the Tim Hortons employee didn't deliver a knockout punch. Perfect time...just sayin'

 

[MontanaMarine]

Crazy.

Maybe they told her she couldn't use the restroom unless she bought something.

 

[gingerking5566]

She must be French Canadian

 

[oneshot86]

ex wife was french canadian, wew, just sayin...

 

[Major Wader]

News report said they denied her the use of the restroom because of concern for employee and customer safety.

I'm guessing they would hand her the key if they had it to do over.

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

When Americans, the land of pathetic reality shows, makes a topic about being classy Talk about not having self-insight

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

'MERICA - THE LAND OF THE CLASSY

 

[sandwarrior]

'MERICA - THE LAND OF THE CLASSY




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HEY!...It might just be a thyroid problem...just sayin'

 

[Rthur]

'MERICA - THE LAND OF THE CLASSY




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Missing the important insight.
These blobs are perfectly free to eat themselves into extreme obesity.
As well as many other versions of self loathing and destruction.

R

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Missing the important insight.
These blobs are perfectly free to eat themselves into extreme obesity.
As well as many other versions of self loathing and destruction.

R

Missing the important insight.

One woman poops and Canada is suddenly not classy. Entire country are obese and are acting like whores for an entire week (Spring break) and feel they can judge another country on a single episode

 

[Rthur]

Missing the important insight.

One woman poops and Canada is suddenly not classy. Entire country are obese and are acting like whores for an entire week (Spring break) and feel they can judge another country on a single episode

Pot meet kettle....
So by judging said other country you are pointing out how being judgmental about other countries is wrong....LMAO

R

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Pointing out that making a judgemental post about another country while living in a country that's less classy is fun.
Judgemental is making a wrong generalizing statement. My post was a point.

A point is a statement that can be documented by proof / evidence and statics ;-)

...I'm not being judgemental, just pointing out the flawed logic of this post.

 

[softcock]

it really don't matter what country, Throwing fesses like a screaming caged zoo monkey is funny .
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[Yasherka]

Missing the important insight.

One woman poops and Canada is suddenly not classy. Entire country are obese and are acting like whores for an entire week (Spring break) and feel they can judge another country on a single episode

Yeah, entire country. Hypocrite much?

 

[Rthur]

Pointing out that making a judgemental post about another country while living in a country that's less classy is fun.
Judgemental is making a wrong generalizing statement. My post was a point.

A point is a statement that can be documented by proof / evidence and statics ;-)

...I'm not being judgemental, just pointing out the flawed logic of this post.

See the below:
Joke-(noun) a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
(verb) makes jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

R

 

[Strykervet]

In fucking BC of all places. I bet she was American and just visiting, so you Canucks just chill the fuck out, okay? I'm sure she paid her Looney's before crossing back.

Fucking "Horton, Here's a Poo" indeed. That was about the funniest shit I've read in a long time, just spot on. Should be the headlines.