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Corona put my relationship on the rocks.
- Thread starter heronblue7
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To quote a certain now celebrity convict, "You should keep your pecker in your pants, then you wouldn't have issues like that." -Joe Exotic
Hey, even crazy people have some sound advice once in a great while lol.
Hey, even crazy people have some sound advice once in a great while lol.
Dear internet,
I am unable to run my own life and decide who to spend it with...
Can you help me?
Thanks in advance,
Desperately seeking attention.
I am unable to run my own life and decide who to spend it with...
Can you help me?
Thanks in advance,
Desperately seeking attention.
I feel I need to step in here...you need to hand over that ladle Bobby Blueche....bashing on @THEIS won't do.
Hi,
LOLOLOL "Don't know what you been through"......quiet frankly nobody here gives a fuck what you been through.
LOLOLOL "Grow Up"...coming from someone that post her Dear Abby shit all over SH.
LOLOLOL "You are free to fuck off or ignore me"....you forgot that I am free to reply and laugh my ass off at your constant cry me a river shit.
LOLOLOL "I think we are over the hump( which was the TP crisis)"...but yet you still made this thread about YOU putting your relationship on the rocks.
LOLOLOL "We have crazy good chemistry and love each other."....is that only IF you do not buy too much TP, lol but I agree you got all the crazy a relationship could ever want.
Edited To Add: I just found why babynblue is so sad....
Sincerely,
Theis
LOLOLOL "Don't know what you been through"......quiet frankly nobody here gives a fuck what you been through.
LOLOLOL "Grow Up"...coming from someone that post her Dear Abby shit all over SH.
LOLOLOL "You are free to fuck off or ignore me"....you forgot that I am free to reply and laugh my ass off at your constant cry me a river shit.
LOLOLOL "I think we are over the hump( which was the TP crisis)"...but yet you still made this thread about YOU putting your relationship on the rocks.
LOLOLOL "We have crazy good chemistry and love each other."....is that only IF you do not buy too much TP, lol but I agree you got all the crazy a relationship could ever want.
Edited To Add: I just found why babynblue is so sad....
Sincerely,
Theis
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So who’s kid is it? Her husbands?
Seriously.
You have free will.
Why are you in my thread if you hate me so much?
Fuck off already.
Poof...
And just like that, you’re now a cuck water boy.
And just like that, you’re now a cuck water boy.
Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.
You know, you're correct.
We're men. Real men.
Real men choose wisely and honor their commitments.
Boys........well, boys act like you
And did they all leave after you wanted to cuddle?
You know, you’re right about that. Back in those days there really wasn’t a lot of sleeping...
I hate to be this guy but the kid isn't yours. She feels bad and wants to hook up with the baby daddy. She looking for an escape. That's why it is so ridiculous. You are probably a good guy and that's all she can come up with. Good luck man.
I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles.
I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas.
Sometimes I get emotional. Call me a beta
I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas.
Sometimes I get emotional. Call me a beta
@1J04
Looks like Paparocks party time. Maybe only in miniature, but P-Rocks none the less.
You’re welcome
Looks like Paparocks party time. Maybe only in miniature, but P-Rocks none the less.
You’re welcome
So you go hands on stabby with a deer but you can't sort out a few rolls of T.P.
Actually..only one. My wife. Is that okay??
200 confirmed bow kills?
can you bench press 275lbs?
did you used to work concrete?
asking for a friend
for research purposes
Did you jump out of the stand onto its back and stab it to death?
All these posts about how manly you are, I wonder if you’re trying to convince us or yourself?
^^^ This right here.
You sound like a Buddly that's gone soft.....
Even more evidence that between the two of you, she’s the one with the brains. and now she’s regretting her lapse in judgement that led her to sleeping with you.
right now, you are the turd that wont flush. and not just to us.
right now, you are the turd that wont flush. and not just to us.
Bagging women at your family reunion or local homeless shelter do not count
what does that have to do with anything???Do you think sleeping will sluts makes you a man?
How are you with a shovel?
I have to ask cause...
Right now you are 4 feet down in your own hole.
If you want to bury yourself, just to show us how well you use a shovel...well, you are going in the right direction.
Here’s what you need to do.
1. Get a DNA test for the child. If it’s yours take care of it, if not run the other fucking way.
2. Get a vasectomy. The world seriously needs less idiots.
1. Get a DNA test for the child. If it’s yours take care of it, if not run the other fucking way.
2. Get a vasectomy. The world seriously needs less idiots.
Yes I did LR. I can admit when I’m wrong. Make no 2 no 1 and go from there.
Hi,
Now I feel left out...I got no reply to my last comment. He must have me on ignore so lets see if he has enough willpower to not click on the "show ignored content", lolol.
"You have free will"...so does your girl and that why somebody else poking your baby in the eye while you stare at your stash of TP.
"I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles."...and yet you cannot sort out your own family affairs?? Way to go wonder boy.
"I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas."...just so there is no misunderstanding of my comment on this beauty; Did they all find your profile on the submissive butt boy forum and which one used the largest dildo on you?
And just remember...you are free to ignore my replies, fuck off or stop posting your retarded ass threads because nobody from the submissive butt boy forum wants to come over and fondle you during the virus lockdown
.
Sincerely,
Theis
Now I feel left out...I got no reply to my last comment. He must have me on ignore so lets see if he has enough willpower to not click on the "show ignored content", lolol.
"You have free will"...so does your girl and that why somebody else poking your baby in the eye while you stare at your stash of TP.
"I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles."...and yet you cannot sort out your own family affairs?? Way to go wonder boy.
"I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas."...just so there is no misunderstanding of my comment on this beauty; Did they all find your profile on the submissive butt boy forum and which one used the largest dildo on you?
And just remember...you are free to ignore my replies, fuck off or stop posting your retarded ass threads because nobody from the submissive butt boy forum wants to come over and fondle you during the virus lockdown
.Sincerely,
Theis
Hi,
Now I feel left out...I got no reply to my last comment. He must have me on ignore so lets see if he has enough willpower to not click on the "show ignored content", lolol.
"You have free will"...so does your girl and that why somebody else poking your baby in the eye while you stare at your stash of TP.
"I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles."...and yet you cannot sort out your own family affairs?? Way to go wonder boy.
"I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas."...just so there is no misunderstanding of my comment on this beauty; Did they all find your profile on the submissive butt boy forum and which one used the largest dildo on you?
And just remember...you are free to ignore my replies, fuck off or stop posting your retarded ass threads because nobody from the submissive butt boy forum wants to come over and fondle you during the virus lockdown
Sincerely,
Theis
Haha!! Of all the people to lash out on here, he chooses you. Wait until we get to the part where you inform him that his cat is pissing a strange color, and that he should probably take her to veterinarian if he wants her to live, or something like that. He’ll be so upside down he’ll probably correct his last statements to “I killed over a dozen tattooed cholas with a knife, stung by wasps while sniffing the ivy’s and had sex with over a dozen deer, but they didn’t know it. I’m a ninja prick”.
And the good news is if he does have you on ignore, now he can read it in my quotes of you!
Whatever.
You guys seem to enjoy the entertainment.
You’re like fat girls complaining about ice cream being too good.
Stop eating it!
I’m not forcing you to click on my threads.
You guys seem to enjoy the entertainment.
You’re like fat girls complaining about ice cream being too good.
Stop eating it!
I’m not forcing you to click on my threads.
Post some pics of her and we may agree with you that she's worth the squeeze.
Like a true gender fluid Beta. It keeps on, keeping on, coming back for more. Keep writing in your dream journals, and they will come true.
And nobody’s forcing you to be a dipshit. Does her husband live with y’all so he can help with his kid? Or did you buy them a place to get away after the delivery so they can take it easy?
Here’s a serious answer.
First, seek counseling, both ndividual and couples. You have a lot of shit going on and you need professionalhelp for it. I’m serious here, get some help.
Second, don’t ask for relationship advice anywhere on the internet, and most definitely not in the Bear Pit. It’s asking for shit answers.
Log off the Hide and turn off the news, call your insurance provider, see what mental health options coverage you have, and seek some assistance because a real man knows when to say “I need help”.
First, seek counseling, both ndividual and couples. You have a lot of shit going on and you need professionalhelp for it. I’m serious here, get some help.
Second, don’t ask for relationship advice anywhere on the internet, and most definitely not in the Bear Pit. It’s asking for shit answers.
Log off the Hide and turn off the news, call your insurance provider, see what mental health options coverage you have, and seek some assistance because a real man knows when to say “I need help”.
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