Corona put my relationship on the rocks.

[Eric32]

HE needs to write this sorry estrogen fueled sob in his feelings journal. And burn it along with life hopes and dreams.

@heronblue7 How did you think this was going to end?

 

[Fweedombypepe]

What was your biological sex? Also your old lady's?

Asking for a friend

 

[DairyDictator]

To quote a certain now celebrity convict, "You should keep your pecker in your pants, then you wouldn't have issues like that." -Joe Exotic

Hey, even crazy people have some sound advice once in a great while lol.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Dear internet,

I am unable to run my own life and decide who to spend it with...

Can you help me?

Thanks in advance,
Desperately seeking attention.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I feel I need to step in here...you need to hand over that ladle Bobby Blueche....bashing on @THEIS won't do.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

LOLOLOL "Don't know what you been through"......quiet frankly nobody here gives a fuck what you been through.

LOLOLOL "Grow Up"...coming from someone that post her Dear Abby shit all over SH.

LOLOLOL "You are free to fuck off or ignore me"....you forgot that I am free to reply and laugh my ass off at your constant cry me a river shit.

LOLOLOL "I think we are over the hump( which was the TP crisis)"...but yet you still made this thread about YOU putting your relationship on the rocks.

LOLOLOL "We have crazy good chemistry and love each other."....is that only IF you do not buy too much TP, lol but I agree you got all the crazy a relationship could ever want.

Edited To Add: I just found why babynblue is so sad....

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[308pirate]

No.

We are working it out.

We have crazy good chemistry and love each other.

I was a total man who’re before I met her.

I think we are over the hump( which was the TP crisis)

 

[JakeM]

So who’s kid is it? Her husbands?

 

[heronblue7]

Your disrespectful attitude is what displeases me. Good news is, you are punishing yourself. Keep on being the numbskull you are, and acting the way you are acting, and you’ll keep getting what you are currently getting.

Seriously.

You have free will.

Why are you in my thread if you hate me so much?

Fuck off already.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Poof...
And just like that, you’re now a cuck water boy.

 

[Eric32]

@myronman3

I think it(dont want to assume gender) likes you.

 

[heronblue7]

Poof...
And just like that, you’re now a cuck water boy.

Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.

 

[DairyDictator]

 

[308pirate]

Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.

You know, you're correct.

We're men. Real men.

Real men choose wisely and honor their commitments.

Boys........well, boys act like you

 

[Eric32]

Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.

And did they all leave after you wanted to cuddle?

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.

You know, you’re right about that. Back in those days there really wasn’t a lot of sleeping...

 

[Rthur]

This brings to mind:

R

 

[stangfish]

I hate to be this guy but the kid isn't yours. She feels bad and wants to hook up with the baby daddy. She looking for an escape. That's why it is so ridiculous. You are probably a good guy and that's all she can come up with. Good luck man.

 

[heronblue7]

I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles.

I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas.

Sometimes I get emotional. Call me a beta

 

[Eric32]

 

[Threadcutter308]

@1J04
Looks like Paparocks party time. Maybe only in miniature, but P-Rocks none the less.

You’re welcome

 

[Ric O'shay]

So you go hands on stabby with a deer but you can't sort out a few rolls of T.P.

 

[JakeM]

 

[Fweedombypepe]

Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.

Actually..only one. My wife. Is that okay??

 

[Threadcutter308]

Actually..only one. My wife. Is that okay??

It sure is

 

[Bender]

I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles.

I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas.

Sometimes I get emotional. Call me a beta

200 confirmed bow kills?

can you bench press 275lbs?

did you used to work concrete?

asking for a friend

for research purposes

 

[JakeM]

I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles.

I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas.

Sometimes I get emotional. Call me a beta

Did you jump out of the stand onto its back and stab it to death?

 

[Redmanss]

All these posts about how manly you are, I wonder if you’re trying to convince us or yourself?

 

[Long Range 338]

we will work on your problem till you beg us to stop.

^^^ This right here.

Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.

I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles.

I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas.

Sometimes I get emotional. Call me a beta

You sound like a Buddly that's gone soft.....

 

[JakeM]

Your girlfriend?.

 

[myronman3]

Even more evidence that between the two of you, she’s the one with the brains. and now she’s regretting her lapse in judgement that led her to sleeping with you.

right now, you are the turd that wont flush. and not just to us.

 

[Bender]

Bagging women at your family reunion or local homeless shelter do not count

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Most of you guys have barely slept with a dozen women.

what does that have to do with anything???Do you think sleeping will sluts makes you a man?

 

[JakeM]

Bagging women at your family reunion or local homeless shelter do not count

. Super adventure club?

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles.

I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas.

Sometimes I get emotional. Call me a beta

How are you with a shovel?
I have to ask cause...
Right now you are 4 feet down in your own hole.
If you want to bury yourself, just to show us how well you use a shovel...well, you are going in the right direction.

 

[Long Range 338]

You sound like a Buddly that's gone soft.....

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I think maybe there's something wrong with your medula oblongata.

 

[7WSMShooter]

Here’s what you need to do.

1. Get a DNA test for the child. If it’s yours take care of it, if not run the other fucking way.
2. Get a vasectomy. The world seriously needs less idiots.

 

[Long Range 338]

Here’s what you need to do.

1. Get a DNA test for the child. If it’s yours take care of it, if not run the other fucking way.
2. Get a vasectomy. The world seriously needs less idiots.

You've got them in the wrong sequence.....

 

[7WSMShooter]

Yes I did LR. I can admit when I’m wrong. Make no 2 no 1 and go from there.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Now I feel left out...I got no reply to my last comment. He must have me on ignore so lets see if he has enough willpower to not click on the "show ignored content", lolol.

"You have free will"...so does your girl and that why somebody else poking your baby in the eye while you stare at your stash of TP.

"I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles."...and yet you cannot sort out your own family affairs?? Way to go wonder boy.

"I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas."...just so there is no misunderstanding of my comment on this beauty; Did they all find your profile on the submissive butt boy forum and which one used the largest dildo on you?

And just remember...you are free to ignore my replies, fuck off or stop posting your retarded ass threads because nobody from the submissive butt boy forum wants to come over and fondle you during the virus lockdown .

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Hi,

Now I feel left out...I got no reply to my last comment. He must have me on ignore so lets see if he has enough willpower to not click on the "show ignored content", lolol.

"You have free will"...so does your girl and that why somebody else poking your baby in the eye while you stare at your stash of TP.

"I’ve killed more deer with knives than most of you have with rifles."...and yet you cannot sort out your own family affairs?? Way to go wonder boy.

"I’ve slept with women ranging from Ivy League wasps to tattooed cholas."...just so there is no misunderstanding of my comment on this beauty; Did they all find your profile on the submissive butt boy forum and which one used the largest dildo on you?

And just remember...you are free to ignore my replies, fuck off or stop posting your retarded ass threads because nobody from the submissive butt boy forum wants to come over and fondle you during the virus lockdown .

Sincerely,
Theis

Haha!! Of all the people to lash out on here, he chooses you. Wait until we get to the part where you inform him that his cat is pissing a strange color, and that he should probably take her to veterinarian if he wants her to live, or something like that. He’ll be so upside down he’ll probably correct his last statements to “I killed over a dozen tattooed cholas with a knife, stung by wasps while sniffing the ivy’s and had sex with over a dozen deer, but they didn’t know it. I’m a ninja prick”.

And the good news is if he does have you on ignore, now he can read it in my quotes of you!

 

[heronblue7]

Whatever.

You guys seem to enjoy the entertainment.

You’re like fat girls complaining about ice cream being too good.

Stop eating it!

I’m not forcing you to click on my threads.

 

[Spblademaker]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Post some pics of her and we may agree with you that she's worth the squeeze.

Whatever.

You guys seem to enjoy the entertainment.

You’re like fat girls complaining about ice cream being too good.

Stop eating it!

I’m not forcing you to click on my threads.

 

[FS1]

Has anyone commented on how this woman sounds very intelligent.

 

[theLBC]

is she hot?

 

[Eric32]

Like a true gender fluid Beta. It keeps on, keeping on, coming back for more. Keep writing in your dream journals, and they will come true.

 

[JakeM]

Whatever.

You guys seem to enjoy the entertainment.

You’re like fat girls complaining about ice cream being too good.

Stop eating it!

I’m not forcing you to click on my threads.

And nobody’s forcing you to be a dipshit. Does her husband live with y’all so he can help with his kid? Or did you buy them a place to get away after the delivery so they can take it easy?

 

[Redmanss]

Here’s a serious answer.

First, seek counseling, both ndividual and couples. You have a lot of shit going on and you need professionalhelp for it. I’m serious here, get some help.

Second, don’t ask for relationship advice anywhere on the internet, and most definitely not in the Bear Pit. It’s asking for shit answers.

Log off the Hide and turn off the news, call your insurance provider, see what mental health options coverage you have, and seek some assistance because a real man knows when to say “I need help”.