Leave a bowl half way down your driveway that says free candy. Inside leave a note describing how the government is already over taxing you and you can’t afford candy this year. Then as they are trying to figure this out crank the chainsaw.
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For them it's trick-or-treat every day of the year, facing every taxpayer with their hands out. Can we turn out the lights on them?Just think when all them poor motherfuckers at the boarder show up for Trick or Treat. Need to trick their asses back to where they came from!
Dear Poors,
I know poor people do poor people things, which is why they're poor, so let me help you poors out a little.
If all of you over in Poorpersonville get together and decide that having Halloween on the 30th instead of the 31st for whatever dumb fucking reason is going to be a thing out of nowhere, make sure that you actually let all of the non poors know.
It's been indelible in my hippocampus watching the current and next generation of poors wandering around the 'rich neighborhood' (where you don't fucking live) with dumb fucking looks on their faces wondering why no one has any candy and why the streets are currently dark as fuck.
Go be poor somewhere else. Literally.
Sincerely,
The guy who actually turned all of the exterior lights to the house on and then 550 corded all of the gates leading to the front door shut.
My position on giving away candy just changed, it also reminded me of my youth. Working at a farm/nursery we did night time hay rides through the woods.... lots of hot moms.I gave out a fuck load of candy and hit on moms. Scored some new phone numbers.
Seriously, the moms dress like slutty cats and shit thanks to society. The dads don’t go with them, if they’re even still married. Hot pussy walking up to my door and dressed like they have daddy issues? Fuck yes, I have the best name brand, full size candy. Easy and cheap way to flex, lol.
ETA: I also keep a bucket with ice and girly drinks like Smirnoff ice and shit. No beer though. Don’t want the one random father to want to stick around. Keep a trash can too. Treats for the kids, and the female adults. They drink the drink quick so they can use the trash can and they get talkative. Getting pussy is an art form.
I love Halloween.
One time on the oil rig, I ate the last Tootsie Pop out of the candy jar, which also happened to be the last piece of candy in the jar too. Then I balled up some mud and cotton seed hulls back on the stick, put the wrapper back and put it back in the candy jar. As I was headed down the stairs at shift change. I heard one of the guys on the day crew, yell last tootsie pop mother fuckers, and start laughing maniacally. Then he yelled, awwww what the fuck. Then I started laughing maniacally.
Bunch a haters….I lived in a little town of DuPont, Wash. for a short time in '63 while growing up. It was 100% white (supremacists).
All us kids would gather w/out our parents at the local church at a designated time in our costumes with the plan to regroup back at the church at 10:00.
Every house had their lights on and some just had a box of loose candy and kids took a handful, respectful not to take more than would have been given to them if the owner were home. One house had a pot of loose change with a spatula in it and kids would dip into that and there was still plenty of change when I saw it.
That was the cleanest, most civilized little town I've ever seen.
Dude!? Don't be steeling my idea. Got the old witch harvester ready to travel as we speak!!We could start a Halloween parade, non poors would have floats, kings and queens and throw candy at them on the street like Mardi Gras. Hell make a candy cannon?
I lived in a little town of DuPont, Wash. for a short time in '63 while growing up. It was 100% white (supremacists).
All us kids would gather w/out our parents at the local church at a designated time in our costumes with the plan to regroup back at the church at 10:00.
Every house had their lights on and some just had a box of loose candy and kids took a handful, respectful not to take more than would have been given to them if the owner were home. One house had a pot of loose change with a spatula in it and kids would dip into that and there was still plenty of change when I saw it.
That was the cleanest, most civilized little town I've ever seen.
Nice looking M!Dude!? Don't be steeling my idea. Got the old witch harvester ready to travel as we speak!!View attachment 7732016View attachment 7732017
Dude!? Don't be steeling my idea. Got the old witch harvester ready to travel as we speak!!
There weren't any houses on wheels when I lived there.That's near Tacoma I lived in that area for a couple years. Loved it but my stupidass father hated it because it was green and it rained. Now it's so expensive I couldn't move there if I wanted to. A house with wheels on it is 300k.
Thanks!! Won the darn thing in a raffle benefit for our 4h/FFA. Been trying to sell it but Nor Cal isn't really an antique tractor mecca....lol.Nice looking M!
If your neighborhood doesn’t have a locked gate, you’re the poor… Change my mind.
Blow up doll? That wouldn’t make sense. Joe screws you not the other way around?Is it a blow up doll.......let’s go Brandon?
Nope......if you have a neighborhood, you're a poor.If your neighborhood doesn’t have a locked gate, you’re the poor… Change my mind.
I agree.Y'all motherfuckers are dicks. Buy $20 worth of candy, give it to kids who will remember and cherish T&T'ing well into adulthood, turn out the lights when you're out of candy. I'll be mighty generous to the kids who brave the snow and cold wind tonight to come out Trick or Treating. I think I'll break out the change jar to help fill their piggy banks too, because it's going to be a suckfest of an evening outdoors and they'll deserve it.
If you live in a homeowner association controlled gated community and have rent-a-cop lawn and decoration enforcement of yourself and your neighbors, you're a freedom poor. You can't change my mind.
It's all in fun until the cops show up.
Unfortunately, somehow the whole friggin town comes to my little neighborhood on Halloween. Last year had 500 pieces of candy and we ran out by about 7pm.
At this point it's a joke and more people in the neighborhood are just fuckit, I'm done. Lights off lay low.
Can I borrow like $3500?Dear Poors,
I know poor people do poor people things, which is why they're poor, so let me help you poors out a little.
If all of you over in Poorpersonville get together and decide that having Halloween on the 30th instead of the 31st for whatever dumb fucking reason is going to be a thing out of nowhere, make sure that you actually let all of the non poors know.
It's been indelible in my hippocampus watching the current and next generation of poors wandering around the 'rich neighborhood' (where you don't fucking live) with dumb fucking looks on their faces wondering why no one has any candy and why the streets are currently dark as fuck.
Go be poor somewhere else. Literally.
Sincerely,
The guy who actually turned all of the exterior lights to the house on and then 550 corded all of the gates leading to the front door shut.
Yes you can!!!! Want the terms?Can I borrow like $3500?