Douche bag fondles my married friend

#255
Bigfatcock said:
It’s hard to continue the story. You see, Dockers was a gay bar ( indicated by the vape lounge).

I hesitate to think of a narrative because the only place it can really go is gay buttsex, and that is just nasty.
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Why not just continue the narrative with the buttsex, and stop short of gay buttsex.
Maybe just curious buttsex or
Bigfatcock said:
It’s hard to continue the story. You see, Dockers was a gay bar ( indicated by the vape lounge).

I hesitate to think of a narrative because the only place it can really go is gay buttsex, and that is just nasty.
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Well if you had chosen Brokeback Saloon instead of Dockers, the story could have continued with cowboy buttsex, instead of gay buttsex.
Cowboy buttsex is different than gay buttsex isn't it?
Maybe we should ask our resident Goldmember guy Stumpy Cunt, or whatever his name is.
 
#256
And I thought this thread was fizzling out!

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Bigfatcock said:
I have females as “friends”, but the real motive of their company is to get them to fuck.

I read the op and here is what I saw in my mind:

A lumbersexual with a full beard, man bun, and flannel sitting at a bar to eat his chili (extra hot). He wants to hook up with the bartender, but is playing the slow game.

A different man, who (unknowingly to the lumbersexual) has already probably been in those drawers, makes an obvious play.

The lumbersexual tenses, ready to assert himself as captain save-a-ho, and give the unknown man a piece of his mind!! “I’ll save her!!” He screams in his mind.

However, as the lumbersexual gets ready to save the day, he realizes that he may catch a beatin’ and instead add’s another spoonful of sour cream to his chili. He stoically fumes in silence at this horrible assault that occurred in front of him.

Once he see’s the #metoo perpetrator distracted by opening a Coors Banquet, he slyly ( all the time hoping the other dude doesn’t see him) asks the poor victim if she is ok.

She responds in early 21st century Ho “ he’s cool” which translates to “we’ve already fucked, but you and me never will.”

Dumbfounded and disillusioned, the lumbersexual finishes his chili and Shirley Temple and dashes home to get onto his favorite forum and describe the dastardly details.
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That is literally how I read it as well!
 
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308220 said:
So I stopped in at my local sports bar/grill last night to chat with my friend (32 years old) and enjoy a bowl of chili. I was sitting at the bar, and about 4 seats down from me, this 25ish yr old dude was constantly hurling flirtatious remarks at my friend working the bar. The "so what you doin after you get off? We should do something"..."youre lookin dammmn good." Etc etc. Shes worked there for 11 years. Been married the past 5. Everybody knows shes married and has 2 kids. But yeah, shes really pretty and has a rockin bod. Ive seen many guys flirt with her, of course that will happen at a bar. But last night just totally floored me.

The dude would "close talk" into her ear, what im sure of was sexual remarks. All she would do is giggle, laugh, blush and smile. Never once said..."Um. No. Im married. Quit trying." Nothing along those lines. Just wait. It gets better. He eventually goes BEHIND the bar to fill his own glass. While he was back there, he hip bumps her in the ass. Walks down the bar a few feet, walks back by her and squeezes her ass. I saw it clear as day. She never said a word. All she did was sorta glance over her shoulder after the squeeze. He also fumbled around in her back jeans pocket "to get the bottle opener". I asked her...."whats up with this guy?" when he was busy fumbling around with his beer. Ya know, giving her an out to say something if she was uncomfortable with the situation. Her reply...."Oh, he used to work here." WTF? That is not what I was referring to. I said...."No. All the sexual advances and the ass grab." Her reply..."Oh i just ignore it. Hes always like that." WTF! Shes continues...."I also dont want to get in trouble by the owners if I make the customers mad." I said...."What I saw was sexual harassment." She was just making excuses because she liked it.

I said...."You handled that situation like shit. And I was not impressed. And honestly, I lost a lot of respect for you tonight."

My guess, since he used to work there, hes got what he wanted off her before. Thats why he was so pushy and comfortable with putting his hands on her. Since she didnt say anything to him, she was basically giving him permission to continue. I feel for her husband and 2 adorable little girls. That marriage is doomed.
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So you just now are realizing women are whores and men and like to touch said whores? In a bar no less.

😂🤣😂😂😂

I bet divorce becomes a thing one day.

*dont care this thread is from the past. Just happy to Internet.
 
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