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Douche bag fondles my married friend
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Naw,how about "PSSSTTT You Want to See My Gold Coins"
The person who made these drawings was most likely Albrecht Durer. (1471 - 1528) Considered the father of European sword fighting and sword-based martial arts, he was also an artist and wood carver of great renown. His works have been endorsed by kings such as Emperor Maximilian I of Germany. Most of his tutorials on edged weapons combat were used by Maximilian to create and train an elite force of mercenary infantrymen known as Landsknechts. In one of the greatest ironies of history, the Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian had enlisted the services of a man who considered himself a knight above everything else, and followed the code of chivalry to it's core......................to forcibly remove the knighthood from power, end their feudal titles, and unify his domain into a new and modern nation-state.
Durer was also a man who lived in one of the most important transitional periods of arms and warfare. This was a time when hand held small arms and cannons of ever increasing power and frightening capabilities are clearly starting to dominate the battlefield. Yet, the remaining members of the chivalric nobility clung on with ever unwavering determination to the old traditions of knightly combat. They held spectacular tournaments and pageants all over the land and built suits of ornamental and equestrian armor that were ornate and beautiful beyond all imagination. It was also during this time that the school of the sword enjoyed it's highest numbers of patrons. But deep inside, they were all aware that gunpowder will soon dominate all aspects of military and personal combat.
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Wanna know how I know you LARP?The person who made these drawings is most likely Albrecht Durer. (1471 - 1528) Considered the father of European sword fighting and sword-based martial arts, he was also an artist and wood carver of great renown. His works have been endorsed by kings such as Emperor Maximilian I of Germany. Most of his tutorials on edged weapons combat are used by Maximilian to create and train an elite force of mercenary infantrymen known as Landsknechts. In one of the greatest ironies of history, the Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian had enlisted the services of a man who considered himself a knight above everything else, and followed the code of chivalry to it's core......................to forcibly remove the knighthood from power, end their feudal titles, and unify his domain into a new and modern nation-state.
Durer was also a man who lived in one of the most important transitional periods of arms and warfare. This was a time when hand held small arms and cannons of ever increasing power and frightening capabilities are clearly starting to dominate the battlefield. Yet, the remaining members of the chivalric nobility clung on with ever unwavering determination to the old traditions of knightly combat. They held spectacular tournaments and pageants all over the land and built suits of ornamental and equestrian armor that were ornate and beautiful beyond all imagination. It was also during this time that the school of the sword enjoyed it's highest numbers of patrons. But deep inside, they were all aware that gunpowder will soon dominate all aspects of military and personal combat.
This made me laugh pretty damn hard.
LOL, No LARPing for me but I might go into Cowboy Action / S.A.S.S. after completing my bull barrel 1874 Sharps build. Can't wait to ring some steel out to really long range. And I really want to shoot in the "Wild Bunch" events, but I am gonna need a shotgun also.
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EPICFUCKINGTHREADONSOMANYLEVELS
I was in a somewhat serious auto accident back in 1980. The vehicle I was in left the road, and rolled three times, the driver and I were both ejected from the vehicle..........I woke up in the hospital the next morning........took them three days to figure out I had a ruptured spleen............operation.............a few days later I was released, and went home with my nurse............yes it does happen..........
Big deal,so you had good insurance and they paid for her.
Nothing to be proud of.
This should be included in AJ’s hooker thread.
Final installment:
After leaving Starbucks, the lumbersexual sits in his mom’s 1995 Honda Accord contemplating his next move.
As he listens to the soothing
Jams of Avril Lavigne, a plan starts to form.
He races home and bursts through the door. His dad curses, and his mom asks him what he’d like for dinner. “I’ll be having chili!!” He triumphantly responds. He knows he can swing it with the $20 he borrowed from his aunt.
He goes down to his basement ‘hang out ‘ and begins the first steps of his plan. He gets his dad’s Savage Axis .308 with the 6-24 Counter Sniper scope on it. He puts on a pair of 5.11 tactical pants and a Blackhawk! T-shirt.
Out comes the selfie stick so he can take pictures of himself and post them on his instagram. Many selfies are taken and posted. In the process he bangs into the gun safe. “You better not be beating off to your mom’s lingerie catalog again!!” his dad yells down.
Embarrassed, he takes care to put everything away so his dad doesn’t find out.
With part one of the plan accomplished, he heads back upstairs, borrows the car keys again, and heads to his favorite chili joint.
He storms into the bar as if he owns the place. He is a changed man!! He’ll win his woman’s heart today. As he moves through the crowd, cellphone opened to facefail with all the new likes on his selfies, he feels confident. Until...
He breaks through the crowd and see’s the bar is being tended by a man. He shuffles to the bar and asks where his friend is since she was supposed to work tonight. The bartender replies “Oh, she left about 30 minutes ago with a guy who used to work here.” and goes back to wiping out glasses.
The lumbersexual’s world is shattered. He has a quick cosmo and starts to leave. As he’s walking away, the guy behind the bar says “Nerd.”
He drives around aimlessly looking for a new bar. After awhile he sees a new place that just opened called Dockers. They advertise a vape bar and lounge. He decides he’ll give it a try...
After leaving Starbucks, the lumbersexual sits in his mom’s 1995 Honda Accord contemplating his next move.
As he listens to the soothing
Jams of Avril Lavigne, a plan starts to form.
He races home and bursts through the door. His dad curses, and his mom asks him what he’d like for dinner. “I’ll be having chili!!” He triumphantly responds. He knows he can swing it with the $20 he borrowed from his aunt.
He goes down to his basement ‘hang out ‘ and begins the first steps of his plan. He gets his dad’s Savage Axis .308 with the 6-24 Counter Sniper scope on it. He puts on a pair of 5.11 tactical pants and a Blackhawk! T-shirt.
Out comes the selfie stick so he can take pictures of himself and post them on his instagram. Many selfies are taken and posted. In the process he bangs into the gun safe. “You better not be beating off to your mom’s lingerie catalog again!!” his dad yells down.
Embarrassed, he takes care to put everything away so his dad doesn’t find out.
With part one of the plan accomplished, he heads back upstairs, borrows the car keys again, and heads to his favorite chili joint.
He storms into the bar as if he owns the place. He is a changed man!! He’ll win his woman’s heart today. As he moves through the crowd, cellphone opened to facefail with all the new likes on his selfies, he feels confident. Until...
He breaks through the crowd and see’s the bar is being tended by a man. He shuffles to the bar and asks where his friend is since she was supposed to work tonight. The bartender replies “Oh, she left about 30 minutes ago with a guy who used to work here.” and goes back to wiping out glasses.
The lumbersexual’s world is shattered. He has a quick cosmo and starts to leave. As he’s walking away, the guy behind the bar says “Nerd.”
He drives around aimlessly looking for a new bar. After awhile he sees a new place that just opened called Dockers. They advertise a vape bar and lounge. He decides he’ll give it a try...
OK, officially... welcome to the Pit!
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QuickNDirty
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BFC will fit right in......
My pants.
Because he’s already there....
No homo.
My pants.
Because he’s already there....
No homo.
I hope he sticks around.
It’s a tough lesson to learn.
I’ve learned it. As many have here.
Laugh it off. It’s all you can do.
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QuickNDirty
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You gonna get that XJ of yours dirty with BFC? I don't see how you can claim "no homo" otherwise.
Wait where was this bar and what’s her name again?
I’ll investigate this further and get back to you.
I’ll investigate this further and get back to you.
Yup.. y’all are like sharks, zeroing in on blood then working each other into a frenzy. I’m still trying to recoup from Sam. At least 308220 wasn’t pouring gas on the fire like that guy..
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QuickNDirty
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Hey guys, I need to share something that been on my mind......on second thought, not!
Don't be a pussy. Say what you want to say.
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QuickNDirty
Guest
Hi,
I just overheard this conversation from the wire tap of the friend. Might explain it all...
Sincerely,
Theis
I just overheard this conversation from the wire tap of the friend. Might explain it all...
Sincerely,
Theis
Nah, not Sam LOL. 308220 is a cool dude. I remember reading content that he had posted when I first joined up and replying to it. He contributes greatly to this site, and I offered genuine advice for him in the very beginning of this thread, few posts in.
The OP now has to make the decision whether he wants to continue helping his friend or not, and I am of the firm and unwavering opinion that helping may only complicate an already tricky situation. OP's friend is an adult and she must decide what action to take against someone who may very well be an annoyance to her. Her private space, her rights. If she is of non-assertive personality and could not muster up the courage to tell that other dude to back off, OP has already done his part in talking to her. Now if some other shit is going on, that will be between her and her husband.
I am just a guy here trying to help another bro and fellow gunnie out. Trust me, I have made some wrong and embarrassing decisions in my life before and I almost got consumed by the proverbial maelstrom of the drama between a girl I liked and her ass of a boyfriend who was clearly using her and treating her like shit.
What kept me from rolling down the hill on wet brakes and into a lake of pure fucking lulz was that I asked myself early on whether it was worth my time and effort. What is in it for ME? What am I getting out of this? And as soon as I processed these answers, I was like NOPE. Kept a' walkin' down the trail and didn't look back.
This thread has also got a lot of advice posted in it and I hope it helps OP make his decisions wisely and carefully. Sometimes, when shit just starts taking a toll on our nerves, we MUST remember to keep a cool head and remain firmly grounded in reality. After all, when we sacrifice OUR time to help somebody else out, we better get something worthwhile in return. It is not called being selfish, it is called reality. Because that is the nature of the world which we live in. Very few people would willingly bust their ass for us when we need something, so we want to also be careful not to get suckered into situations that only makes fools of us.
If the husband is your friend, a good friend, then I'd go out with him one night and tell him about it. Talk to him about it.
If not, if she's your friend and you don't know him, then that's up to you. If you lost respect for her, just ignore her and wait and see if she's your friend enough to come talk to you. If not, forget her. Not worth it. Unless you don't care. Personally I don't like getting wrapped up in other people's shit and if she disrespects her own husband like that, I can only imagine how she disrespects others.
But you never know what goes on behind closed doors. Maybe he's cool with it. Maybe he knows, maybe he doesn't. Maybe she's getting him back for something he did or maybe she wants it both ways, to be married and to have it on the side. Maybe she's tired of the marriage and wants to move on.
I just got a divorce last year and I guess I'll never know exactly why and why then, but it was obvious she just didn't respect me. Thought I was the bad guy and the scapegoat for anything that went wrong or she didn't get to do. It was like arguing with a zealot. Wouldn't surprise me if she did something similar over the years. I always trusted her, 100%, but near the end I wasn't so sure, and once trust is gone it's hard to regain and it taints anything that person says.
Having two kids really complicates things though... Tread carefully. If at all. But I would tell her it's fucked up and that if she's afraid of work, that she can't lose her job over it. Film it. Then if her job gets threatened, you can show 'em that and thank 'em for giving her such a generous raise and/or year long severance package, her choice. That or be sure to smile for the camera when local news shows up.
Yeah, be glad it's not your wife man. Take it easy!
If not, if she's your friend and you don't know him, then that's up to you. If you lost respect for her, just ignore her and wait and see if she's your friend enough to come talk to you. If not, forget her. Not worth it. Unless you don't care. Personally I don't like getting wrapped up in other people's shit and if she disrespects her own husband like that, I can only imagine how she disrespects others.
But you never know what goes on behind closed doors. Maybe he's cool with it. Maybe he knows, maybe he doesn't. Maybe she's getting him back for something he did or maybe she wants it both ways, to be married and to have it on the side. Maybe she's tired of the marriage and wants to move on.
I just got a divorce last year and I guess I'll never know exactly why and why then, but it was obvious she just didn't respect me. Thought I was the bad guy and the scapegoat for anything that went wrong or she didn't get to do. It was like arguing with a zealot. Wouldn't surprise me if she did something similar over the years. I always trusted her, 100%, but near the end I wasn't so sure, and once trust is gone it's hard to regain and it taints anything that person says.
Having two kids really complicates things though... Tread carefully. If at all. But I would tell her it's fucked up and that if she's afraid of work, that she can't lose her job over it. Film it. Then if her job gets threatened, you can show 'em that and thank 'em for giving her such a generous raise and/or year long severance package, her choice. That or be sure to smile for the camera when local news shows up.
Yeah, be glad it's not your wife man. Take it easy!
Ok, hot gym rat bartender gets hit on and likes it. Where is the story here?
If she did not like it she would be wearing scrubs and dusting off a cheap naguhide couch at a chiropractic office.
She is out for the action. She got it.
If she did not like it she would be wearing scrubs and dusting off a cheap naguhide couch at a chiropractic office.
She is out for the action. She got it.
I'm with the German on this . We cannot properly abjudicate your friend's actions without pics . Something in lace or spread eagle would be noice . Besides I've run out of mental images of her to fap to . Oh and if you do post please send a clean sock too . This one's had it .
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