Snipped for the funny shit that I laughed out loud at.
The sad part is that this whole formula thing is engineered, contrived or made-up.
Because "The Bay-bees!" "The Chillren!"
Don't pay attention to $6.50 diesel or 15 percent a month inflation. Nope. THe Baybees!
Don't pay attention to a president who laid a deuce on the pope's carpet and thinks he is Wonder Woman... Nope, Karens... get nuts over The Little Bay Bees!
If it saves just one child...
It's the perfect 'shortage. The Baybees! Everyone rally around the Baybeees! You can't be against the Baybees. The Little Chlllren are dying in the streets because of... Ukraine? Putin?
If there even IS a formula shortage, why the fu** did we outsource making our baby food to China anyway? What, we can't mash up some veggies and put it in a jar? Or manufacture ersatz milk in a giant petrochemical plant in Parsippany? WTF. If America can't make something as simple as baby food, we're screwed.
Oh, but all the Karens are drinking $7 lattes, have 2500 a year cable TV plans, 1,500 iPhones but can't afford American-made baby mush and artificial milk? In WW2 with no modern technology at all, the US produced enough Condensed milk and powered eggs and 'formula-based' spuds, veggies, etc. to feed an entire planet.
Today there is a Baby formula shortage? Right.
This is all being made up. And it's aimed at keeping the Karens busy screaming, terrified and demanding that President Poopy Pants take care of everything. With a new ministry or something.
Sirhr