Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Ichi]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

RED and RED 2 are considered some of the great 'training films' at Langley.

Not that I'd know.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.

Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!

I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.

Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.

And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Fuck my fucking life.... WTF.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Ichi]

Meh... you know how many people think Wagner composed Ride of the Valkyries for an Elmer Fudd Cartoon?



Sirhr

What? I thought it was for the soundtrack of Apocalypse Now!

 

[mosin46]

RED is one of my favs. conan the barbarian,13th warrior,man on fire,wind and the lion. hate it that 2 of them are + mulsim propaganda. shows them as brave honorable fighters. NOT! likely financed by saudis i bet.

 

[Lawless]

Fuck my fucking life.... WTF.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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NOOOOO....

I mean... No.

Fuck!

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[BJames]

Buddy of mine grows reapers, scorpion, ghost peppers. Among an assortment of lesser intense ones like cherry bombs. Ate a half ripe scorpion once, fuck that! Never again. Now he makes hot sauce out of them, 3 drops for an entire plate of food is enough…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

OK... I'm gonna live.

Just... folks... take some advice here.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[mosin46]

great work. this and the stuff like it earlier-where from? guys look asian or latin.

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That is the future ex-Mrs. Mechanic right there!

If she can handle Ghost Peppers?

 

[timesublime]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Welcome to Instant rimshot

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[The D]

Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.

Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!

I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.

Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.

And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!

Sirhr

I hear ketchup and mustard help

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Keith E.]

That is the future ex-Mrs. Mechanic right there!

If she can handle Ghost Peppers?

She lit that arrow with a Reaper Fart. That should make her eligible for consideration.

Keith

 

[Lawless]

 

[JMGlasgow]

Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.

Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!

I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.

Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.

And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!

Sirhr

Try Carolina Reapers if you want hot.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

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I hates funny meme’s that are so true. No offense, @Lawless you told the truth

 

[kl3309]

Try Carolina Reapers if you want hot.
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Pepper X is new hottest, measuring 2,693,000 Scoville.
Created by Ed Curie, who also bred the Carolina Reaper.
There's a Dirty Jobs episode featuring his company, seems to be a solid guy.

 

[packratt]

RED and RED 2 are considered some of the great 'training films' at Langley.

Not that I'd know.

Sirhr

 

[JMGlasgow]

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Pepper X is now hottest, measuring 2,693,000 Scoville.
Created by Ed Curie, who also bred the Carolina Reaper.
Find the Dirty Jobs episode featuring his company.

Saw it. I've never had Pepper X. Reapers have good flavor though.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

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Pepper X is new hottest, measuring 2,693,000 Scoville.
Created by Ed Curie, who also bred the Carolina Reaper.
There's a Dirty Jobs episode featuring his company, seems to be a solid guy.

When he dies he should be placed in state, he will never decompose!

 

[doubloon]

 

[gigamortis]

Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.

Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!

I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.

Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.

And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!

Sirhr

You need to hit the lathe and turn out some spare wear rings for your asshole! Too much heat and the old ring will fall out like a valve seat insert on an overheated aluminum head!

 

[37L1]

You need to hit the lathe and turn out some spare wear rings for your asshole! Too much heat and the old ring will fall out like a valve seat insert on an aluminum head!

Why, do you know this?

 

[LeftyJason]

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Pepper X is new hottest, measuring 2,693,000 Scoville.
Created by Ed Curie, who also bred the Carolina Reaper.
There's a Dirty Jobs episode featuring his company, seems to be a solid guy.

There was also a podcast interview with him.

321: “Smokin’” Ed Currie—The Ring of Sting - The Way I Heard It with Mike Rowe

What started as a series of short mysteries for the curious mind with a short attention span has evolved into enlightening conversations for the not-so-short attention span. Whether it’s a short mystery, a long conversation, or an audio book, The Way I Heard It is a veritable box of chocolates...

pca.st

 

[kl3309]

There was also a podcast interview with him.

321: “Smokin’” Ed Currie—The Ring of Sting - The Way I Heard It with Mike Rowe

What started as a series of short mysteries for the curious mind with a short attention span has evolved into enlightening conversations for the not-so-short attention span. Whether it’s a short mystery, a long conversation, or an audio book, The Way I Heard It is a veritable box of chocolates...

pca.st

Thanks!