Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[The D]

View attachment 8474583
Pepper X is new hottest, measuring 2,693,000 Scoville.
Created by Ed Curie, who also bred the Carolina Reaper.
There's a Dirty Jobs episode featuring his company, seems to be a solid guy.

Looks like a grand ole time

 

[The D]

Why, do you know this?

Don’t ask questions you don’t really want to know the answer to

 

[hlee]

Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.

Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!

I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.

Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.

And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!

Sirhr

 

[Ichi]

 

[missed]

Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.

Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!

I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.

Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.

And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!

Sirhr

 

[gunjunkie45]

Looks like a grand ole time

Ed is a monster. I love how he barely reacts. I grow reapers for making sauce. I typically eat 1 or 2 straight just for giggles. I can't imagine being that calm and non-reactive.

 

[101st]

Is that the coil?

 

[UKDslayer]

I wish they would do that to the poachers that are snaring leopards and lions there.

 

[Jscb1b]

Ed is a monster. I love how he barely reacts. I grow reapers for making sauce. I typically eat 1 or 2 straight just for giggles. I can't imagine being that calm and non-reactive.

Fucked them up!

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Boatninja]

You, sir, are fake news. I'll have you know that Dr.Pepper is an elixir of mental and physical fortification. Used appropriately, it makes the imbiber- and everyone around him- stronger, smarter, funnier, more charismatic, and overall more alluring to the opposite sex.










Yes, the appropriate use of Dr. Pepper is as a mixer...

I occasionally spin away from Coke or Topo Chico and mix 7 YO Flor d Cana with Dr Pepper. They compliment each other well.

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[MrSmith]

OK... I'm gonna live.

Just... folks... take some advice here.

Sirhr

Just saw this. Glad you're feeling better. Next time have these on hand.

Flavor of your choice. When needed to cool the burn break them apart and you will have one for each end.

Happy to help,
MrSmith

 

[Modoc]

I think he found the rattle coming from the engine. It doesn’t appear to be a valve…..

I wonder what the charge will be to fix it.

 

[JJMoody]

Page 1776 . Was hoping for something prophetic, instead, got remedies for the anal problems associated with ghost peppers. The pit disappoints.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You need to hit the lathe and turn out some spare wear rings for your asshole! Too much heat and the old ring will fall out like a valve seat insert on an overheated aluminum head!

Well there is an image I am never getting out of My head….

Didn’t need that one bit. Nope! Not one bit!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Page 1776 . Was hoping for something prophetic, instead, got remedies for the anal problems associated with ghost peppers. The pit disappoints.

Better?

 

[A.sosa]

 

[91Eunozs]

Page appropriate

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Maser]

 

[The D]

Ed is a monster. I love how he barely reacts. I grow reapers for making sauce. I typically eat 1 or 2 straight just for giggles. I can't imagine being that calm and non-reactive.

I can’t fuck around on that level. A buddy of mine grew some reapers when they first came out and cut one into tiny slivers for anyone at work to try. I tried it but I did not enjoy the experience, obviously. It tasted pretty good for the microsecond before the heat melted my face off.

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

View attachment 8474766

He probably looked a lot gayer when they arrested him with that dick in his mouth.

Sirhr

 

[n2ishun]

View attachment 8474723

Better?

No, this is bettah ...

 

[kl3309]

View attachment 8474759

Spolier alert: CIA mailed him a groupon for the horsey stables and, well, you know...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The culprits.

Not much bigger than marbles…

Sirhr

 

[37L1]

The culprits.

View attachment 8475066

Not much bigger than marbles…

Sirhr

Saving them for special occasions/guests?

 

[The D]

Saving them for special occasions/guests?

The people that think they’re a hardass are the best

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Redheeler]

The culprits.

View attachment 8475066

Not much bigger than marbles…

Sirhr

I’ve got some more of those and others like them coming on right now if you want some more. When you pick them you don’t forget to use your surgical gloves more than once.

 

[The D]

View attachment 8475147

I don’t look or feel even remotely this human at 3am

 

[theLBC]