Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Ichi]

Stopped shooting long enough to make stupid video so I could make stupid Gif of stupid fletching.
Shoots amazing, just noisy.

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Look at it. Look at the fletching, it looks like it's rotating towards you. But look at the nock or the wrap, it's rotating away from you. Look back at the fletching, it's going towards you. Your eyes and your mind are lying to you.

It's not your eyes or your mind lying to you. The affect can be created a couple different ways

One way is the rolling shutter that many cameras use.


Strobe lights can be used to freeze a spinning or moving object such as a fan blade. Depending on the fan speed and the speed of the strobe, the fan can appear to be turning counter clockwise, clockwise or not moving at all. This is similar to how a timing light is used for determining the distributor timing on an older car...

Here's a video showing how 50 or 60 Hz light can be used with a strobe disc to check/set the speed of a turntable.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Bullfrog08]

Stopped shooting long enough to make stupid video so I could make stupid Gif of stupid fletching.
Shoots amazing, just noisy.

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Look at it. Look at the fletching, it looks like it's rotating towards you. But look at the nock or the wrap, it's rotating away from you. Look back at the fletching, it's going towards you. Your eyes and your mind are lying to you.

If you focus on the white and ignore the text, it will rotate correctly.

 

[LeftyJason]

Stopped shooting long enough to make stupid video so I could make stupid Gif of stupid fletching.
Shoots amazing, just noisy.

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Look at it. Look at the fletching, it looks like it's rotating towards you. But look at the nock or the wrap, it's rotating away from you. Look back at the fletching, it's going towards you. Your eyes and your mind are lying to you.

But note it is coming towards you slower than it is turning. To see the fletching going the right direction look right where the fletching touches the shaft on the right side.

 

[cas6969]

It's not your eyes or your mind lying to you.

And we have a winner!

Sometimes they make it far too easy.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[hlee]

Make pork loin chops great again…

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Emerson0311]

The population has been bought off with trinkets of easy living, like millionaire who marries a stripper.

 

[Keith E.]

The population has been bought off with trinkets of easy living, like millionaire who marries a stripper.

The "danger from within" theory?

Keith

 

[doubloon]

The "danger from within" theory?

Keith

They're already here.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Looks like Taylor Swift has not only turned into a Jihadi Shit-Magnet... but has definitely porked up!

No wonder they hate her in Durka-durka Jihadistan.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

We gotta work on those numbers!!!

Remember... 'most' of the leftards don't even have one. Then you have the kids. And the infirmed/elderly. And (some) of the illegals... which is about 11m now.

That really means only about 70 million Americans own a firearm. With an estimated 400 or so million guns in America... That's only about 6-7 guns per 'owning' person. And that's just pathetic!

We need to pump up those numbers!!!

Sirhr

 

[Lange Carabine]

that's only about 6-7 guns per 'owning' person.

Sirhr

 

[Lange Carabine]

 

[packratt]

And how many are worth 100 Yemeni by themself.

 

[Thumper580]

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LEGEND!!!!

 

[hlee]

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Not understanding the problem…

 

[UKDslayer]

Mama leopard and her PITA son...

Edit: Just watched this amazing female, Xidulu, with a Kudu kill! Too big to hoist.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[GBMaryland]

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Looks like Taylor Swift has not only turned into a Jihadi Shit-Magnet... but has definitely porked up!

No wonder they hate her in Durka-durka Jihadistan.

Sirhr

She’s like 6ft tall….. few women that tall hold up forever.

 

[GBMaryland]

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I wonder if the nitro would be more easily absorbed by that particular skin? A rash might be the least of you worries…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

The drunkest city in each state…..

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Modoc]

Face-palm

 

[Lawless]

 

[pmclaine]

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[kl3309]

I wonder if the nitro would be more easily absorbed by that particular skin? A rash might be the least of you worries…

Yep, saw somewhere that absorption rate through scrotal skin is something like 42% higher than a region like your forearm.

 

[Lawless]

 

[pmclaine]

Yep, saw somewhere that absorption rate through scrotal skin is something like 42% higher than a region like your forearm.

What if your penis is made of forearm?

 

[kl3309]

What if your penis is made of forearm?

You'd be an ONLYFANS rockstar.

 

[Lawless]

 

[jrassy]

Went to the dentist today for what I thought was a cracked tooth. The Xray showed a crack in a molar and the dentist repaired it.

Once the numbing wore off, it was just about as bad as ever.

Now I can’t sleep it hurts so bad. I soaked a cotton ball in tooth drops and it took the edge off but wow it is unbelievable. Anyway, I will probably sit up in this chair tonight because laying down is unbearable.

I will be there back at the dentist office first thing tomorrow.



No freeloading.

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I shattered a molar on a cherry pit eating a piece of cherry pie, holy oh hell that got my attention. I sipped booze all night long and got to the dentist at 9:00am Saturday, had to pay an extra 300 for the emergency tooth extraction. Novocaine shots did nothing the first couple she hit me with, finally, pulled the tooth. Had to get a couple more shots after, then I drank whiskey for the rest of the weekend. I feel for ya!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Now I see what the purpose of the Carolina Squat is.

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[Ichi]

 

[Ichi]

Apart from a few incorrect pictures, this is a pretty good history of the "Dum Dum:" bullet. Which got it's name from first being made by the British Dum Dum Arsenal in India.

 

[Ichi]

I would like to think that I would do what the German pilots did, but I don't know...