Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[jmp1]

The boy bout thirty miles west of me got a good rain today
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Got stuck in Linton ND Friday afternoon until mid morning today. It poured!!

Got this sweet ride to cruise in. Pics are this morning....rain yesterday.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Rookie]

I woke up in the blind, saw a hog eating my bucket of bait, grabbed my shotgun loaded with slugs, and smoked the bucket.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[mosin46]

Truer words have never been written! Only someone with a low IQ would take a slut like that back. Bubba and LT Dan were the best friends that Forrest had.

Jenny was two-bit harpy posing as lost and confused little waif. Why didn't she return to her parents?

Even her own flesh and blood knew what an evil bitch she was.

For something to be entertaining, there has to be some truth to it. The truth is that there are a LOT of Jenny's out there that will go back to the man they put in the "friend-zone" in their younger days. They will go back to a nice well when the water runs dry elsewhere.

The only happy ending in the movie was when she assumed room temperature.

Rant over. Carry on.

scarlett in "gone with the wind" same,same.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[doubloon]

smoked the bucket.

How long before it was tender?

The usual 200 or so degrees?

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[mosin46]

Dads on babysitting duty while mothers go hunting.

moms do most of the killing

 

[Ramius]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Keith E.]

I had a model 29 with a wicked good trigger. I once let a buddy shoot it and he doubled it like that.

Maybe big bore rookies should be loaded up Barney Fife style.

Keith

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Truer words have never been written! Only someone with a low IQ would take a slut like that back. Bubba and LT Dan were the best friends that Forrest had.

Jenny was two-bit harpy posing as lost and confused little waif. Why didn't she return to her parents?

Even her own flesh and blood knew what an evil bitch she was.

For something to be entertaining, there has to be some truth to it. The truth is that there are a LOT of Jenny's out there that will go back to the man they put in the "friend-zone" in their younger days. They will go back to a nice well when the water runs dry elsewhere.

The only happy ending in the movie was when she assumed room temperature.

Rant over. Carry on.

You do know that it was just a movie? Right? All made up and actors pretended to be the characters in the story.

 

[doubloon]

 

[pmclaine]

So this is what Australia traded guns for…..

 

[mosin46]

no,forbidden. it is still a "weapon". citizens can not be trusted with such.

 

[quietmike]

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@Haney
Where is your laugh emogi?

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[mosin46]

fencing is for the light in the loafers crowd. need to learn the cutlass,maybe broad sword.

 

[Modoc]

fencing is for the light in the loafers crowd. need to learn the cutlass,maybe broad sword.

Saber at a minimum

 

[sandhiller]

we are in sore need here in no.cent. FL.

Hope you get it
We are in fine shape to start putting up hay.
SE SD and NW IA are flooding bad right now.
Looks like it's gonna be another helluva year

 

[EddieNFL]

moms do most of the killing

My mom prepared most of our meals, as well.

 

[EddieNFL]

You do know that it was just a movie? Right? All made up and actors pretended to be the characters in the story.

And in the movie her mom was dead and her dad raped her. Guess she had good reasons to not go back to her parents.

 

[johnnycat]

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When's the last time you saw a pirate shoot a bow and arrow?

 

[EddieNFL]

When's the last time you saw a pirate shoot a bow and arrow?

 

[johnnycat]

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Ok - fair enough.

 

[Mike Islander]

Got stuck in Linton ND Friday afternoon until mid morning today. It poured!!View attachment 8444507View attachment 8444511
Got this sweet ride to cruise in. Pics are this morning....rain yesterday.

Gotta love a courtesy car!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Gotta love a courtesy car!

Oh it’s a courtesy car… I thought he had sold the most lipstick and eyeliner!

Courtesy car makes more sense…

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[pmclaine]

fencing is for the light in the loafers crowd. need to learn the cutlass,maybe broad sword.

“Don’t cut! The point! The point!”

 

[Gee Kay]

So this is what Australia traded guns for…..

ive been telling sheeple to get guns as theyll be needing them in the future, sadly theyre the ones that will be using sticks and stones when the time comes.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Probably she forgot to Hawk tua!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

So this is what Australia traded guns for…..

Well it is some Mad Max shit right there…

With a nice razor broad head … that would be silent and effective as hell!

Smart people and hardware stores are always a good combination!

Sirhr

 

[jmp1]

Gotta love a courtesy car!

Lol.....it was a gem......and I was darn glad to have it!

 

[ironpony52]

Probably she forgot to Hawk tua!

she did that's what pushed him over the edge

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Lol.....it was a gem......and I was darn glad to have it!

The luxury 80's ride and seat comfort can't be beaten. The cruise control that slows down 5 mph before kicking in and speeding back up is always fun. The coin toss of.. Did it catch or should I push the button again?

 

[Mike Islander]

The luxury 80's ride and seat comfort can't be beaten. The cruise control that slows down 5 mph before kicking in and speeding back up is always fun. The coin toss of.. Did it catch or should I push the button again?

Straight front seat that went all the way across was golden on a date!

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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If anyone knows the artist... I want that painting!