Maggie’s Good to See 1J04 Back Out and About
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lmao Thanks Tucker for the thought and vote of confidence. 
I can't do that 'yet', but looking forward to it. I just got home a couple hrs ago from a long long day at two locations for 2 MRI's. A few of our Hide Brothers and I that share cell time together know what's been going on today, damn near real time, so thought I'd share on your thoughtful post. The first MRI was upper cervical for my regular Doctor. He just called me himself to tell me that I've got bone spurs and significant arthritis in the neck and upper spine. I knew that from years ago from when I was attacked by a Meth Head in the holding cell and blew my back out gently tossing the guy with his well being always in mind. My Sister's (all Older) and Mother have and had arthritis from hell. It didn't skip me.
The second MRI was for the shoulder specifically. My surgeon got this one ordered up. The Doctor that did this one stuffed a needle into the shoulder socket to numb it up, then another larger gauge needle into the same area to shoot dye into the shoulder. He then grabbed my arm as I was laying down and began manipulating it to the point of me screaming like a little bitch and breaking out in sweats and wanting to puke. When I walked outta that room into the waiting room to go to the other MRI now that I was full of dye, the 5 people waiting must have heard me from the looks on their faces. I cussed a little bit too. That son of a bitch put my arm into positions it hasn't even thought about being in since Feb 24th. It was a religious experience for sure. Should know Monday what the shoulder MRI shows and what the plan of attack is gonna be.
So there's that. Now more importantly, is that a mazda?
I can't do that 'yet', but looking forward to it. I just got home a couple hrs ago from a long long day at two locations for 2 MRI's. A few of our Hide Brothers and I that share cell time together know what's been going on today, damn near real time, so thought I'd share on your thoughtful post. The first MRI was upper cervical for my regular Doctor. He just called me himself to tell me that I've got bone spurs and significant arthritis in the neck and upper spine. I knew that from years ago from when I was attacked by a Meth Head in the holding cell and blew my back out gently tossing the guy with his well being always in mind. My Sister's (all Older) and Mother have and had arthritis from hell. It didn't skip me. The second MRI was for the shoulder specifically. My surgeon got this one ordered up. The Doctor that did this one stuffed a needle into the shoulder socket to numb it up, then another larger gauge needle into the same area to shoot dye into the shoulder. He then grabbed my arm as I was laying down and began manipulating it to the point of me screaming like a little bitch and breaking out in sweats and wanting to puke. When I walked outta that room into the waiting room to go to the other MRI now that I was full of dye, the 5 people waiting must have heard me from the looks on their faces.
I cussed a little bit too. That son of a bitch put my arm into positions it hasn't even thought about being in since Feb 24th. It was a religious experience for sure. Should know Monday what the shoulder MRI shows and what the plan of attack is gonna be. So there's that. Now more importantly, is that a mazda?
You and me both Brother. Got too much shit I wanna do and I'm not known for being really patient, but I will if'n I gotta be, sometimes.
Eldest Son is here so it's Traeger time. Nom Nom Nom, burp.
This is why 1J04 quit his job and a tape measure handler.
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lmfao ya crazy fucker. Is that a classic or what? I'm pretty certain I could out run that guy scared.
What a great joke to pull, as long as ya don't get shot. You know, make sure everyone's in on it. lol When I got done with the payback I'm pretty certain also that that boy would suffer some sleepless nights, for awhile, like fucking years........ Thanks for the laugh Brother. Now, is that my Beer?Oh ya, here's a good one. Had a couple hrs to kill between MRI's. Decided to go on a Tempilaq quest. It was more than I expected. Checked Home Depot,which was the 'only' place I found an old guy in the paint department, outta 4 people I asked, that even knew what the hell I was talking about. Then Freddy's and a craft store. Then Radio Shack, and then a LGS in Warrenton, which is nothing but a waste of space. Jimmy behind the counter wasn't very sociable nor intelligent. So off we go headed to Englund Marine in Astoria (added their location just for shit's n giggles). "Not only no, but hell no, and we don't know what the hell you're talking about either buddy." Next thing ya know we're outta time for these shenanigans and it's time to head to Columbia Memorial. Another waste of space. Like Veer texted, "Brownells". Brownells it is........... Fucking Tempilaq.
Link didn't work. Not surprising......
There, that one did........
Next thing ya know we're outta time for these shenanigans and it's time to head to Columbia Memorial. Another waste of space. Like Veer texted, "Brownells". Brownells it is........... Fucking Tempilaq.Link didn't work. Not surprising......
There, that one did........
Be like Maser, and don't ever change, you demented old fuck! LOL
Stop fucking around and get better.
Stop fucking around and get better.
You're cracking me the hell up grumpy. And I mean that, Grumpy. That pic was epic. You just look like an old mean bastard with OCD.
Now let's try some of that stuff in that other Bottle and have another puff. Tucker: Cheese n Crackers?
Me: Nah. Just Cheese.
I don't think that this thread would be complete without photographic confirmation of Jimmy's MRI assertions, especially not without such confirmation being modified into a smartass-tastic meme for the ages. Where, oh where would I find that?
So 1J, who are you going to complain to about being trolled? It's a catch 22 you gimpy bastard.
Next time you've time to waste, check out a welding supply shop. That's where I've picked up my Tempil Sticks.
MRI's, CAT scans, and them radio-active-bone-scanning-picture-taking things where you set off EVERY alarm in EVERY store you walk into afterwards, suck. You know, them ones where they tell you to STAY AWAY from the airport for at least a day, afterwards......
MRI's, CAT scans, and them radio-active-bone-scanning-picture-taking things where you set off EVERY alarm in EVERY store you walk into afterwards, suck. You know, them ones where they tell you to STAY AWAY from the airport for at least a day, afterwards......
The welding supply shop was my next best guess. Ran outta time and by the time I was done fiddling around I just didn't feel like doing anything other than getting my ass home and grab a bag of ice. And drink Beer.
I get ya on the alarm issue, but hey, who doesn't like a good aggressive pat down from time to time. Gotta make the best of it. Now having to go to the back room, that's another story all together Sean.
I've obviously missed the discussion on what low speed / high drag project you're working on that requires tempilaq. What, pray tell, are you up to? And do you have adult supervision to work with high temperatures?
Well it's for the $15 Dollar Hot Dog Rotisserie I picked up at a Yard Sale.
It's time to get a little more life outta my Brass and a little better neck tension consistency. Been wanting to do this for a long damn time. Well, it's time.
Well it's for the $15 Dollar Hot Dog Rotisserie I picked up at a Yard Sale.
It's time to get a little more life outta my Brass and a little better neck tension consistency. Been wanting to do this for a long damn time. Well, it's time.
Well damn, skippy. You better cook at least one hotdog with that thing just to maintain the cover story with the missus.
There is no doubt Brother. If it comes up missing outta the Reloading Room I'll check the kitchen cabinets for the damn thing.
When it came in I wasn't home at the time. Got home to "you had a box delivered". Oh great, thx honey. Pick up box and make a B line to the Reloading Room zoooooooom. Left it unopened and under one of the tables for a few days till the heat died down. Eldest Son comes home a day after I put it on top of the table where it sits now and he comes back from the Reloading Room and sez in front of ComNavHousePac "Hey Dad, is that your new Annealer on the table"? Doh !! Uhm, yes, yes it is. "How much did that cost"? $15 Dollars.
There is no doubt Brother. If it comes up missing outta the Reloading Room I'll check the kitchen cabinets for the damn thing.
Well played, but you need to have a talk with your boy about OPSEC
That's a no shitter. We don't talk about the Reloading Room, or the Gun Room. It's like Fight Club. Nobody talks about Fight Club.
Well it's for the $15 Dollar Hot Dog Rotisserie I picked up at a Yard Sale.
It's time to get a little more life outta my Brass and a little better neck tension consistency. Been wanting to do this for a long damn time. Well, it's time.
Tempilaq is always required for cooking hotdogs.
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I begin to believe that they start to get pissed off when they feel like you're pissing away their inheritance. We gave our elder son and his then fiancée, now wife, a couple grand long before the wedding to help with new wheels. Younger son got wind and immediately put the presumptuous and entirely rude bite on me to finance a bunch of his idiotic New Age Idiot shit, and I gave him a firm but not entirely friendly "no." We didn't speak for a few weeks after that.
Jimmy, clout that boy about the ears. And tell the missus, if you have to, that your spendthrift wastrel acquaintance Veer just bought an AMP, and aren't you the thrifty one for having gotten a bargain while I was out looking for magic beans.
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I think that Is why neither my parents not brother will tell me what money has exchanged hands over the last 20 years. A few years ago my mother thought I needed money and said "ask your father, he would help if you just asked". Hum, fuck that. I don't need help, not sure where she got that idea and I haven't asked for 2 nickles since I was 14 not about to in my 40's.
As far as the 2nd paragraph. Hard to find a friend willing to take the wrath of another's spouse so " good on ya"!
Ha! You should see their reactions when they spent their whole lives in a modest brick rancher on a 100 x 200 lot in town...
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But as soon as they're out and through school, you go and buy a house twice as big on 70 acres.
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We did give them college educations (one got two majors) and we gave them vehicles. The rest is ours!
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But as soon as they're out and through school, you go and buy a house twice as big on 70 acres.
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We did give them college educations (one got two majors) and we gave them vehicles. The rest is ours!
And I'll bet that I'd get over those old memories pretty quickly every morning I walked out on the deck of Maison Tucker and peed off the porch.
i couldnt give a rats ass what my parents have, only that they stay safe...like 2nd, i havent ever asked nor taken anything from my folks...
good on you veer, solid...
tucker, that was a beautiful home you raised your kids in, glad you could move out to the country
good on you veer, solid...
tucker, that was a beautiful home you raised your kids in, glad you could move out to the country
Well, it's official. In layman's terms the Doc sez I'm a pussy. No need to go under the knife again. No tear to be seen. Sez the shoulder is "Frozen", meaning stuck and hurt from the compression. Basically my Ballistic Coefficiency isn't so good. His explanation makes some sense. Said look, you're 240 lbs and augered in pretty good. What you didn't break to the brunt of the impact and it's a complicated area of the body to damage. It's going to take time to heal, but we've gotta get you into PT and get that wing moving. In the meantime I'm gonna give you a shot of cortisone in the shoulder through your upper back. WHAAAAA? Yes, it's going to hurt but then it's done and should make you feel better. Ok. Wack!!! That was horrific and nobody should ever do this unless you absolutely have to. Asked about how the plate was doing and the collarbone, told him it's sensitive and I want it out. Doc sez we can do that, but not for a year. What? Ya, gotta be in for a year before we can remove it. Fuck. So we're signed up for PT and looking forward to some more off the charts pain to try and get this thing going. I can't remember the lengthy medical term he used for my situation, but basically as stated, I'm a pussy. We'll see. And thx Cartman for the advice and insight. Apologize for not calling before I went, but we gotter done.
We'll see. And thx Cartman for the advice and insight. Apologize for not calling before I went, but we gotter done.
Well, it's official. In layman's terms the Doc sez I'm a pussy. No need to go under the knife again. No tear to be seen. Sez the shoulder is "Frozen", meaning stuck and hurt from the compression. Basically my Ballistic Coefficiency isn't so good. His explanation makes some sense. Said look, you're 240 lbs and augered in pretty good. What you didn't break to the brunt of the impact and it's a complicated area of the body to damage. It's going to take time to heal, but we've gotta get you into PT and get that wing moving. In the meantime I'm gonna give you a shot of cortisone in the shoulder through your upper back. WHAAAAA? Yes, it's going to hurt but then it's done and should make you feel better. Ok. Wack!!! That was horrific and nobody should ever do this unless you absolutely have to. Asked about how the plate was doing and the collarbone, told him it's sensitive and I want it out. Doc sez we can do that, but not for a year. What? Ya, gotta be in for a year before we can remove it. Fuck. So we're signed up for PT and looking forward to some more off the charts pain to try and get this thing going. I can't remember the lengthy medical term he used for my situation, but basically as stated, I'm a pussy.
On the one hand, I hope this is it. The pussy thing, I'm sure the guys will agree, makes sense here. So let's all pray this is it. On the other hand, DON'T TRUST DOCTORS. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/11856.php I'm still waiting to hear the official explanation for the hand. And whether they imaged the nerve roots. We'll know in a year either way I suppose. As long as your "searching finger" is healthy you'll do fine at work. But I worry you just burned your last sympathy chit around here! Nobody wants to be a buck on opening day of the season!
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