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I love the primo xl because you can have one half indirect and the other side direct heat. It's perfect for smoking meat but still being able to sear at the end of a cook. It's by far the best grill/smoker I've used. The pellet grill fought me all along with soot issues if I used higher heat. It worked good at low temps for the most part so we just used it for smoking. Then I ruined $160 prime rib, it turned black and tasted like shit so I quit using it.
Im using the ultra q from bbq gurus. My dad had the non wifi model so I bought him the ultra q. Mines worked perfect but his acted up the other day, not sure what caused it but the grill over shot temps and the fan kept running because it showed low temps. I'm thinking his probe took a shit on him.
She's cooked on a charcoal grill for over 12 years. I taught her how so I could have good food when I got off work. Why not have them cook and do chores?
My wife has a propane rig and brinkman water smoker she runs.
But doesn't touch the stick burner.
Your doing it all wrong if she figured it out.
Day before spend some time laying in the kindling and small chunks, should take at least 1 drink to accomplish. If she comes out tell her you need another drink and start rearranging that.
Start in next with the full size logs and make sure you have at least oak and a couple seasoning woods, mesquite, hickory, pecan etc.
Carry some of that back and forth restack inside and next to pit. Try to look tired and pathetic when done and ask for another drink.
Next day lite it up and start trimming the brisket, take your time make sure to get that grey streak off the side, carve out some of that hunk between the cap and flat, not all.
Have the wife help you season the meat and let rest to room temp.
Get a drink, now comes some of the finer points of being a home pit master. Now remember that drink you took? don't swallow that.
Spit half a mouthful out and proclaim "oh hell" in a convincing manner, run out the door and start adjusting the pit. Make a good show of it.
Rinse swish repeat slightly less dramatically till time to put brisket on.
If the smoker's running right make adjustments and fix them right back once in a while.
If not running perfect you can up your game with some arm waving, swearing give it a kick and complain that you have to baby sit the thing all day. Hope these instructions ar clear.
Have another drink.
I am available for consultation if necessary.