Help me not fail college

[postmabail]

so long story short I procrastinated for a month and didn't find enough people for a survey for my Psyc class so now I am here. Kinda scared for the results, as yall are some very sick and twisted bastards but here's the survey. It's short 5 min about you don't need to explain for option 1/2 its all multiple choice. This would help me a great deal as this is our "big" assignment for the semester.

Survey-

 

[postmabail]

If you complete it please leave answers in comments or pm me. Thanks gents

 

[Oryx]

Why in the world would you ask the Bear pit for help on something like school?!

 

[W54/XM-388]

So they want you to choose between two B.S. complete shit choices?

I guess they don't want people to think for themselves and suggest they just fuck up anyone trying such ideas and demand actual logic and reality instead of all this vile progressive stuff.

 

[postmabail]

Why in the world would you ask the Bear pit for help on something like school?!

Shits rough

 

[postmabail]

So they want you to choose between two B.S. complete shit choices?

I guess they don't want people to think for themselves and suggest they just fuck up anyone trying such ideas and demand actual logic and reality instead of all this vile progressive stuff.

You guys can BS your way through it, I just needs some numbers

 

[The D]

Flip that page over and choose option C) tell the lazy faggot teacher that everyone gets evaluated on their own merit of ability. Not some retarded guesswork

 

[Maggot]

Im 9 Whiter than white.

At this point Id be torn.

Choose one because Ive become a lazy turd, get a sure C appeals to me.


But remembering how easy Psych 101 was I'd likely go for option 2.

That the only page I could access. If you post the rest Ill help you fail.

 

[postmabail]

do the arrows not work on the imgur post? Ill repost in comments just to be safe. Thanks

 

[nso123]

I’m going to need to see the IRB approval and the informed consent for this research.

 

[postmabail]

Alright its updated all four pages should be there

 

[91Eunozs]

Just do what everyone in education, and hell, even medical research now does. Fill in a bunch of fake answers to get the results you want/need.

Worked for Pfizer.

 

[hafejd30]

Post all the pages you want. It’s the pit…

Your response will likely be the same either way

 

[acudaowner]

claim to be a member of the blm and see if your teachers won't give you all the answers to every test in hopes of appeasing your sensitive nature . lol

 

[postmabail]

Just do what everyone in education, and hell, even medical research now does. Fill in a bunch of fake answers to get the results you want/need.

Worked for Pfizer.

I prefer not to cheat

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You guys can BS your way through it, I just needs some numbers

Ah… and you expect to get a degree that way?

That is everything that is wrong with modern academia! And can probably get you kicked out for academic fraud.

That said… it’s not too late to head out somewhere public nd ask some folks to help.

If you want LE and .MIL types to help… go to a VFW or a station and explain your dilemma and ask folks to help. Or go to the student Union… or any place where people congregate.

This is not hard to do right and honestly! And procrastinating happens. Ask the Prof for an extension. It beats handing in garbage sand expecting to succeed in life using the degree you faked research for…

Sirhr

 

[Im2bent]

So option 1 is a participation trophy and option 2 is grading on a curve? I gotta agree with the D post up above.....option C.

 

[postmabail]

Ah… and you expect to get a degree that way?

That is everything that is wrong with modern academia! And can probably get you kicked out for academic fraud.

That said… it’s not too late to head out somewhere public nd ask some folks to help.

If you want LE and .MIL types to help… go to a VFW or a station and explain your dilemma and ask folks to help. Or go to the student Union… or any place where people congregate.

This is not hard to do right and honestly! And procrastinating happens. Ask the Prof for an extension. It beats handing in garbage sand expecting to succeed in life using the degree you faked research for…

Sirhr

College was not my choice, I am making good money without any degree, and why can I not ask for people to fill it out here? it would literally represent a larger spectrum of people than keeping it just in my community. I have tried asking people in college but for the most part people don't like giving their time away rushing to different classes.

 

[Rerun7]

If you fail you’ll learn a valuable lesson.

If we bail you out then you’ll just expect it again later.

It’s for your own good…

 

[Maser]

Just dye your hair blue and complain about genders and you'll pass just fine.

 

[postmabail]

If you fail you’ll learn a valuable lesson.

If we bail you out then you’ll just expect it again later.

It’s for your own good…

I am not having you guys bail me out, I have already acquired a solid amount of signatures I just need 50 so its hard doing that in person with people, as it takes an average of 20 minutes when I read through and the person is asking me questions throughout online is much easier and I will be reaching a larger more diverse audience.

 

[postmabail]

I am not having you guys bail me out, I have already acquired a solid amount of signatures I just need 50 so its hard doing that in person with people, as it takes an average of 20 minutes when I read through and the person is asking me questions throughout online is much easier and I will be reaching a larger more diverse audience.

If you fail you’ll learn a valuable lesson.

If we bail you out then you’ll just expect it again later.

It’s for your own good…

If you think asking people to fill out a survey for a survey assignment is "bailing someone out" I got nothing for you man lol

 

[CSGambill]

If you hadn't said you procrastinated and just asked for responses, you would have been more likely to get them.

 

[postmabail]

If you hadn't said you procrastinated and just asked for responses, you would have been more likely to get them.

I was going for a more comical/ sarcastic effect but it's hard over the internet. I agree... def regretting that decision to include that word

 

[lariat]

You procrastinated. It’s not our job to help you out of a jam so you can pass a class you paid for. That’s reality 101 - time to take that class; btw, the prof is not very understanding , I think his name is Murphy.

 

[jb0311]

It’s a shame your assignment isn’t on getting boomers to rant. You’d already have all the responses you need.

 

[softcock]

so long story short I procrastinated for a month and didn't find enough people for a survey for my Psyc class so now I am here. Kinda scared for the results, as yall are some very sick and twisted bastards but here's the survey. It's short 5 min about you don't need to explain for option 1/2 its all multiple choice. This would help me a great deal as this is our "big" assignment for the semester.

Survey-

school Psyc. class my ass , I this not the Scientology Personality test ???
.

 

[postmabail]

It’s a shame your assignment isn’t on getting boomers to rant. You’d already have all the responses you need.

I know haha gotta love em

 

[postmabail]

You procrastinated. It’s not our job to help you out of a jam so you can pass a class you paid for. That’s reality 101 - time to take that class; btw, the prof is not very understanding , I think his name is Murphy.

Please elaborate on how me asking people to fill out a survey for a survey assignment before the due date is bad and is the participants helping me out of a jam. by this logic every time I asked someone to fill it out previously it would be someone helping me out of a jam. Not me just eliciting responses for my assignment.

 

[postmabail]

school Psyc. class my ass , I this not the Scientology Personality test ???
.

I didnt make just trying to get it done

 

[postmabail]

It’s a shame your assignment isn’t on getting boomers to rant. You’d already have all the responses you need.

Im gunna do a corvette drawing for those who participate maybe then they'll do it

 

[lariat]

Please elaborate on how me asking people to fill out a survey for a survey assignment before the due date is bad and is the participants helping me out of a jam. by this logic every time I asked someone to fill it out previously it would be someone helping me out of a jam. Not me just eliciting responses for my assignment.

One word: “procrastinate”. If it’s not important to you why should it be important to us? I’m not trying to be a dick, I’m trying to show you that either you need to be selective with your words or be more timely with you assignments. The original post conflicts with your subsequent statements that you are still on time. Words matter, timelines and responsibilities matter.

 

[postmabail]

One word: “procrastinate”.

Yeah I used that because it was the same post I used in reddit group that consisted of students and my though process was they would be inclined to answer as it would be relatable, didn't change the meat of the post on you guys just copy and pasted besides the bastards part lol. thought I could get some answers for me to finish out this assignment from the hide members...

 

[pineoak]

Umm... the assh*les that participate in Option 1 are the ones that will not graduate with honors or get into a grad program.

It's the loser answer.

Who created this hot pile of sh*t?

I honestly tried, but some of the ?s are either misleading, lead to the same answer, or make zero sense in relation to the question posed.

Only way this survey makes sense is if it's to test IF people will take it and/or people call out the bias written into it.

This is my honest attempt to help out the OP per request:

1.4
2.8
3.2
4.7
5.1
6.3
7.4
8.3

1c
2d
3c
4f
5 ?
6 ?
7 ?
8 f
9 ?
10 ?
11d
12?

 

[kriller134]

If you make a Google doc I’d help out, but I’m not going to print out the pages and write shit out.

 

[merica]

man up...grow some balls. Do your own shit.

The end...

Non boomer

 

[pineoak]

OP, next time, use this assignment as a great way to walk up to the prettiest hotties you see on your campus or other schools nearby and chat them up.

Best case, you get a number and date, neutral you get your survey done, worst you can weed out the ones not interested.

Plan ahead for the win.

And get off gun forums and focus on looking over ALL your notes from the semester EVERY DAY. If you read through them quickly daily, you will have them practically memorized by midterms and finals.

Read ahead and do all coursework in the text and in the syllabus BEFORE it's taught to you so you have a framework from which to add details. Sounds like more work, but you will retain more and it will be easier.

Winning is an everyday thing (like an extra 40 minutes a day), losing is cramming at the last minute hoping and stressing.

 

[postmabail]

man up...grow some balls. Do your own shit.

The end...

Non boomer

If i "did" my own shit as I am guessing you are referring to a survey that would be cheating my good sir.... Middle school dropout?

 

[postmabail]

If you make a Google doc I’d help out, but I’m not going to print out the pages and write shit out.

All i need is the answers in the comments here and you can have the pics open on your computer. I would appreciate it, thanks

 

[pineoak]

Maybe it's because I'm on the Brave browser, but the Imgur doesn't open

I had to use the pictures directly from the Hide

 

[lariat]

OP, next time, use this assignment as a great way to walk up to the prettiest hotties you see on your campus or other schools nearby and chat them up.

Best case, you get a number and date, neutral you get your survey done, worst you can weed out the ones not interested.

Plan ahead for the win.

And get off gun forums and focus on looking over ALL your notes from the semester EVERY DAY. If you read through them quickly daily, you will have them practically memorized by midterms and finals.

Read ahead and do all coursework in the text and in the syllabus BEFORE it's taught to you so you have a framework from which to add details. Sounds like more work, but you will retain more and it will be easier.

Winning is an everyday thing (like an extra 40 minutes a day), losing is cramming at the last minute hoping and stressing.

This is massively good advice.

 

[postmabail]

This is massively good advice.

agreed

 

[AngryKoala]

Hand job first, answers later. How bad do you want to pass?

 

[Im2bent]

So looking at the answers it seems you have the same 2 choices for every situation. Answer one indicates you are a sheep. Answer 2 indicates you are an asshole. WTF?

 

[postmabail]

So looking at the answers it seems you have the same 2 choice for every situation. Answer one indicates you are a sheep. Answer 2 indicates you are an asshole. WTF?

Yeah I didnt write this, but the thing to consider in these situation is you have done whatever the question is and the answers will be your reasoning on why you did it

 

[BurtG]

Answer 2 indicates you are an asshole. WTF?

What’s wrong with being an asshole ?

 

[lariat]

So looking at the answers it seems you have the same 2 choices for every situation. Answer one indicates you are a sheep. Answer 2 indicates you are an asshole. WTF?

Always choose door 2.

 

[postmabail]

What’s wrong with being an asshole ?

If you take it, with your answers I can confirm if you are or are not an asshole

 

[isofahunter]

No

 

[Bender]

so long story short I procrastinated for a month and didn't find enough people for a survey for my Psyc class so now I am here. Kinda scared for the results, as yall are some very sick and twisted bastards but here's the survey. It's short 5 min about you don't need to explain for option 1/2 its all multiple choice. This would help me a great deal as this is our "big" assignment for the semester.

Survey-

You came to the pit for a psych evaluation?

Have you run one on yourself?