at this point I think I am going to scrap my work on this project and just turn in a link to this thread...
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Help me not fail college
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I stand by my statement. Posting a survey on an internet forum like this asking hide members to help you not fail college is stupid. You are lazy. Which will get you nowhere in life. Good luck though.
most likely making more than you at a significantly younger age currently, graduated high school a year early and one of the youngest workers in my profession definitely not lazy... Someone who dislikes school? yes someone who is lazy? no, just asking people to fill out a survey online gathering more people from different backgrounds...
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Please do!! Tell your psyc teacher to come have a chat with us. We will guarantee results. I’ll Venmo cash to you if you get them here. We all have something I want to share.
So did I. And so was I. And I am sure you do not make more than me, but if by some off chance you do, congratulations. At any rate you would be better served keeping your mouth shut rather than being a dickhead and spewing nonsense you know nothing about.
Spewing nonsense you know nothing about, my good sir please sir your first post in this discussion then get back to me
I got a few answers for all those questions, you can copy and paste
1. GTFO with this communist socialist horseshit
2. Fuck off with this question
3. I don't answer dumb fucking questions like this one
I think that covers all pages
1. GTFO with this communist socialist horseshit
2. Fuck off with this question
3. I don't answer dumb fucking questions like this one
I think that covers all pages
We will discuss after. I’m sure we can get guys to chip in.
you clearly failed critical thinking as well and reading comp.
So much to learn. So much ego. But still needs help from the Hide. I bet we have all been there.
He is trying to tell you something important. You are not getting it. Humility, discipline and discretion are your friends in life.
Tell yer psych prof I have a "big" assignment for him/her....fukin woke bastards.
after over an hour of arguing on the hide you would have a short temper too haha a couple hours ago I was sane
Had I gotten this advice and followed it, I would've held onto the best job I ever had.
I lost it due to my pride, arrogance, and immaturity when I was a younger man.
NO....I advise you to see yer local recruiter.
Then come back to the pit and ask what branch to enlist in.....
Please......
Get that collectivism commie shit the fuck out of here, then do yourself a favor and disenroll from that school to find one that isn't trying to indoctrinate you.
You think you're taking a psych class to learn about psychology, instead you're a psychological lab rat being trained to chase their cheese of an A while morphing your way of thought to theirs.
If you want access to hundreds of thousands of people with absolutely nothing better to do than fill out your survey, go to Reddit. You want to get flamed, post commie shit in the Bear Pit.
You think you're taking a psych class to learn about psychology, instead you're a psychological lab rat being trained to chase their cheese of an A while morphing your way of thought to theirs.
If you want access to hundreds of thousands of people with absolutely nothing better to do than fill out your survey, go to Reddit. You want to get flamed, post commie shit in the Bear Pit.
Help me not fail college
The only one that can help you not fail is the one who started this thread.
tried 5 different reddit communities got 0 responses actually got one here so currently, the score is 1-0 the hide,
Holy hell, no wonder college kids come out so effed up 
.
Turn this in and we’ll send you a free bag.
This is an exercise in absurdity and it’s exactly what the media subjects us to in our everyday lives. They present us with imaginary, all or nothing scenarios in order to pigeonhole everyone into highly manufactured “us” and “them” factions who think they are very different from each other. It’s all designed to divide us and fuel the machine that is progressivism.
Progressivism needs division, envy, and scapegoats to thrive. They need to paint the people who want to work hard and get ahead as the bad guys, “look how selfish they are with all that stuff!”. If you believe that hard work is how you get ahead they won’t be able to control you. They use convoluted surveys and media coverage to portray hard work as oppression and selfishness. It’s all bullshit and you know it, “professor”.
I’ll do the survey when you make a third choice on each question that gives us normal people a sane option. As it is now, we must either choose progressivism or pure sadistic greed and hatred. We either have to choose “share the wealth and own nothing” or “drive over the disabled old lady to get to the $100 bill”. When you announce the result you’ll say, “See! Progressives are loving and charitable and those those other people are just greedy and sick!”
It’s a false dichotomy because progressivism is just poorly repackaged communism and socialism. These are failed ideas literally based on greed and power that have resulted in millions of deaths over the last 100 years. They are always sold as “for the people” but they’re always designed for the few in power. So when you give me a choice to make a decision based on reality I’ll do your little survey. Because you don’t get to give me two choices to define my ideology. This may work on some, but it doesn’t work on the 30%; the 30% that stood up and said FU to England, the 30% that said FU to lockdowns and the failed vaccine, the 30% that don’t buy your shit. You can manufacture all the little progressive twits you want. But the 30% will always out work them and win in the end. You just need to get us pissed off enough to quit out real jobs. We’re almost there.
. Turn this in and we’ll send you a free bag.
This is an exercise in absurdity and it’s exactly what the media subjects us to in our everyday lives. They present us with imaginary, all or nothing scenarios in order to pigeonhole everyone into highly manufactured “us” and “them” factions who think they are very different from each other. It’s all designed to divide us and fuel the machine that is progressivism.
Progressivism needs division, envy, and scapegoats to thrive. They need to paint the people who want to work hard and get ahead as the bad guys, “look how selfish they are with all that stuff!”. If you believe that hard work is how you get ahead they won’t be able to control you. They use convoluted surveys and media coverage to portray hard work as oppression and selfishness. It’s all bullshit and you know it, “professor”.
I’ll do the survey when you make a third choice on each question that gives us normal people a sane option. As it is now, we must either choose progressivism or pure sadistic greed and hatred. We either have to choose “share the wealth and own nothing” or “drive over the disabled old lady to get to the $100 bill”. When you announce the result you’ll say, “See! Progressives are loving and charitable and those those other people are just greedy and sick!”
It’s a false dichotomy because progressivism is just poorly repackaged communism and socialism. These are failed ideas literally based on greed and power that have resulted in millions of deaths over the last 100 years. They are always sold as “for the people” but they’re always designed for the few in power. So when you give me a choice to make a decision based on reality I’ll do your little survey. Because you don’t get to give me two choices to define my ideology. This may work on some, but it doesn’t work on the 30%; the 30% that stood up and said FU to England, the 30% that said FU to lockdowns and the failed vaccine, the 30% that don’t buy your shit. You can manufacture all the little progressive twits you want. But the 30% will always out work them and win in the end. You just need to get us pissed off enough to quit out real jobs. We’re almost there.
You should drop out because:
1. Every penny that "school" gets is immediately used to further destroy the world
2. Anyone taking a psych class is either a loser or a moron; in either case, unfit for higher education (which the "school" clearly does not provide)
3. Your failures as a "student" culminate in the creation of this thread
1. Every penny that "school" gets is immediately used to further destroy the world
2. Anyone taking a psych class is either a loser or a moron; in either case, unfit for higher education (which the "school" clearly does not provide)
3. Your failures as a "student" culminate in the creation of this thread
I think it’s a life lesson thing for most of us. I didn’t lose a job but I made the same mistake in my youth. It’s funny, being able to argue but knowing that the damage that will be done to others and myself simply isn’t worth it. I don’t think it is weakness, it seems to be just the right thing to do to keep peace and unity. Until it’s apparent that tables need to be flipped for the benefit of everyone.
I remember sitting around for a few semesters while the chick I was fucking was getting her masters in psychology. God if she didn’t have a nice set of tits, and a juicy little peach I couldn’t have done it…
You have neither…
Hows that for psychology…
You have neither…
Hows that for psychology…
Alright, I will turn this thread in too, see how that goes, I guess we will see if we can have a rational/ respectable conversation in the Bear Pit hahaHoly hell, no wonder college kids come out so effed up
Turn this in and we’ll send you a free bag.
This is an exercise in absurdity and it’s exactly what the media subjects us to in our everyday lives. They present us with imaginary, all or nothing scenarios in order to pigeonhole everyone into highly manufactured “us” and “them” factions who think they are very different from each other. It’s all designed to divide us and fuel the machine that is progressivism.
Progressivism needs division, envy, and scapegoats to thrive. They need to paint the people who want to work hard and get ahead as the bad guys, “look how selfish they are with all that stuff!”. If you believe that hard work is how you get ahead they won’t be able to control you. They use convoluted surveys and media coverage to portray hard work as oppression and selfishness. It’s all bullshit and you know it, “professor”.
I’ll do the survey when you make a third choice on each question that gives us normal people a sane option. As it is now, we must either choose progressivism or pure sadistic greed and hatred. We either have to choose “share the wealth and own nothing” or “drive over the disabled old lady to get to the $100 bill”. When you announce the result you’ll say, “See! Progressives are loving and charitable and those those other people are just greedy and sick!”
It’s a false dichotomy because progressivism is just poorly repackaged communism and socialism. These are failed ideas literally based on greed and power that have resulted in millions of deaths over the last 100 years. They are always sold as “for the people” but they’re always designed for the few in power. So when you give me a choice to make a decision based on reality I’ll do your little survey. Because you don’t get to give me two choices to define my ideology. This may work on some, but it doesn’t work on the 30%; the 30% that stood up and said FU to England, the 30% that said FU to lockdowns and the failed vaccine, the 30% that don’t buy your shit. You can manufacture all the little progressive twits you want. But the 30% will always out work them and win in the end. You just need to get us pissed off enough to quit out real jobs. We’re almost there.
can I draw a dick across all the answer sections if I answer them seriously?
Come back in a couple of days after you’ve earned some stripes…. Only an hour? We gotta help you up your game.
Allow me to help.
Question 1
The majority of people are lazy and have little to no work ethic. This option would be popular and the choice of the majority of the group. It allows for significantly more time spent doing other things that the people who would choose Option #1 would prefer to do like smoking meth and jerking it to OnlyFans, as opposed to learning the course material. A popular thing that would be said amongst this group is ' a C in Psych 101 for just showing up won't mess with your GPA over time' as well as developing a 'group think' mentality with negative bias towards anyone who does apply themselves as it shines a light on what the Option #1 group actually is; a bunch of lazy faggots. Option #1 rewards laziness and reinforces this mindset as a 'good' option.
This is also a very ironic and naïve statement as the people with this mentality are now assuming that they will be less lazy as time goes on and have a significant risk of becoming socialists. They deserve to die and to not be buried in a grave as they are not actual people. OP is in this group as he is a lazy procrastinator.
Question 2
This is how shit works. Let me know when you have time for me to buy you a beer and explain how the world actually fucking works.
Question 3
Were you not fucking paying attention to what I just wrote, you fucking communist? Circle this dick.
1 B. Fuck your needs.
2 E. Fuck the police.
3 F. A punch in the dick will fix everything.
4 This is a total bullshit question (and designed to make you conflict question #3). Am I at the hospital for the poor's where they don't have medical triage or something? Get some fucking insurance and sit the fuck down.
5 All seats are taken? What is this, fucking public transportation? Stop being so fucking poor and buy a fucking car grandpa.
6 What in the highschool girl drama bullshit is this?
7 TSA isn't letting your ass on that flight so any decision about this is a waste of time. Read the fucking shit when you buy something.
8 F. Say whatever the fuck you want. It also doesn't mean you won't get your ass beat.
9 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
10 Because I'm too busy throwing the body into the middle of the yard as a sign of what the fuck is up to his faggot fucking friends.
11 I passed like 47 'help wanted' signs on the way home today. Stop bring a lazy fucking poor.
12 See #4
13 You already asked me this question. What fucking community college bullshit is this questionnaire?
14 Stop being poor.
15 I mean, she really does have a great ass.
Count up how many times each of these letters was circled: Result - Sociopath
1 8
2 9
3 3 (depends on how much of a cocksucker he was, or if it was some 'inclusive' bullshit prize / EOE bullshit or not)
4 8 Well yeah. Im German.
5 This is a two-for. Spending time with others as in sex with a women gets a 1. Spending time with random ass morons? That's a 6. Average 3.5.
6 2 (except that one shitbird faggot in our tent who only showers once a week. he can just fucking die.)
7 5
8 3
Question 1
The majority of people are lazy and have little to no work ethic. This option would be popular and the choice of the majority of the group. It allows for significantly more time spent doing other things that the people who would choose Option #1 would prefer to do like smoking meth and jerking it to OnlyFans, as opposed to learning the course material. A popular thing that would be said amongst this group is ' a C in Psych 101 for just showing up won't mess with your GPA over time' as well as developing a 'group think' mentality with negative bias towards anyone who does apply themselves as it shines a light on what the Option #1 group actually is; a bunch of lazy faggots. Option #1 rewards laziness and reinforces this mindset as a 'good' option.
This is also a very ironic and naïve statement as the people with this mentality are now assuming that they will be less lazy as time goes on and have a significant risk of becoming socialists. They deserve to die and to not be buried in a grave as they are not actual people. OP is in this group as he is a lazy procrastinator.
Question 2
This is how shit works. Let me know when you have time for me to buy you a beer and explain how the world actually fucking works.
Question 3
Were you not fucking paying attention to what I just wrote, you fucking communist? Circle this dick.
1 B. Fuck your needs.
2 E. Fuck the police.
3 F. A punch in the dick will fix everything.
4 This is a total bullshit question (and designed to make you conflict question #3). Am I at the hospital for the poor's where they don't have medical triage or something? Get some fucking insurance and sit the fuck down.
5 All seats are taken? What is this, fucking public transportation? Stop being so fucking poor and buy a fucking car grandpa.
6 What in the highschool girl drama bullshit is this?
7 TSA isn't letting your ass on that flight so any decision about this is a waste of time. Read the fucking shit when you buy something.
8 F. Say whatever the fuck you want. It also doesn't mean you won't get your ass beat.
9 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
10 Because I'm too busy throwing the body into the middle of the yard as a sign of what the fuck is up to his faggot fucking friends.
11 I passed like 47 'help wanted' signs on the way home today. Stop bring a lazy fucking poor.
12 See #4
13 You already asked me this question. What fucking community college bullshit is this questionnaire?
14 Stop being poor.
15 I mean, she really does have a great ass.
Count up how many times each of these letters was circled: Result - Sociopath
1 8
2 9
3 3 (depends on how much of a cocksucker he was, or if it was some 'inclusive' bullshit prize / EOE bullshit or not)
4 8 Well yeah. Im German.
5 This is a two-for. Spending time with others as in sex with a women gets a 1. Spending time with random ass morons? That's a 6. Average 3.5.
6 2 (except that one shitbird faggot in our tent who only showers once a week. he can just fucking die.)
7 5
8 3
100% this tard fails out of college. Don't worry OP, the world needs ditch diggers too.
Y'all realize that the answers to the questionnaire is not what the op is actually seeking. Your responses to an outsiders plea for help or some group psychological analysis of your reactions is what the op is actually seeking.
In other words.... You are being played.
In other words.... You are being played.
But go ahead and prove us wrong, post up some pics of your college girls titties to show us you got what it takes to make it through life.
Yeah, most of us had Psyc 101. Hence the onslaught of responses.
Yeah the social test of how willing people are to help you when you're down. I looked at the questionnaire with no wrong answers on it that could be completed in 5 minutes and knew that right away.
TLDR - Not many.
Oh God please no! The college "girls" he knows probably have bigger dicks than all of us.
You maybe...Oh God please no! The college "girls" he knows probably have bigger dicks than all of us.
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