Help me not fail college

[Bigfatcock]

No

TL;DR

 

[Im2bent]

100% this tard fails out of college. Don't worry OP, the world needs ditch diggers too.

 

[hlee]

@postmabail

Here’s a secret about statistics. If the choices are sufficiently similar (or they suck equally), given a large enough sample size, the trend will tend to a 50:50 split. You don’t even need to poll anyone to complete this assignment.

Whatever you’re paying for college, get your money back…

 

[10ring'r]

Ya know, the 2nd post of this thread, should have read...
"not today Mr. atf man!" Would have shut this commie shit right down.
Mac

 

[NH4X]

Post # 76

@TheGerman s posts here hits nail on the head 99.9% of the time...........yeah I'm still gonna drive that uboat if he ever get it.

And hell naw OP , I'm not gonna help.........................tonight ,I'll procrastinate until I get around to it.......maybe

 

[smoothy8500]

so long story short I procrastinated for a month and didn't find enough people for a survey for my Psyc class

You and most of everyone else in my recent classes at Cal State Fullerton....

 

[kriller134]

@postmabail GF

 

[softcock]

It’s a shame your assignment isn’t on getting boomers to rant. You’d already have all the responses you need.

Im gunna do a corvette drawing for those who participate maybe then they'll do it

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Well.. true Boomers. they most likely will only accept your Chevy Corvette drawing for participation compensation . Only If your drawing is in rat rod flavor, 70's Retro Rat Fink .
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[sirhrmechanic]

We will discuss after. I’m sure we can get guys to chip in.

I will literally pay for the OP’s vasectomy after reading this…

Sirhr

 

[BurtG]

Anyone taking a psych class is either a loser

You have to take some general studies courses like that.

There’s good pussy to be had in those classrooms

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[LaraCroft]

Ok, I know I haven't been here for a while, and I haven't read all the replies yet, but why TF is big in quotations in regards to how much this assignment is worth?

I don't think that gesture means what you think it means, and yeah your professors can totally tell you waited until last minute but good luck

 

[LaraCroft]

Who created this hot pile of sh*t?

I honestly tried, but some of the ?s are either misleading, lead to the same answer, or make zero sense in relation to the question posed.

Only way this survey makes sense is if it's to test IF people will take it and/or people call out the bias written into it.

THIS RIGHT HERE. Time to learn a lesson: things are not always what they seem. I completed many assignments at university in manners that were not the original request. Graduated with honors. Think outside the box.

 

[Salad_shooter]

How bout you come to my job and do my work for me and I'll consider doing yours for you?

 

[LaraCroft]

most likely making more than you at a significantly younger age currently, graduated high school a year early and one of the youngest workers in my profession

Smells like an inflated false ego. Life will teach you otherwise that you are not special.
-- Gen Xer, also a Psych grad with minors Sociology and Administration of Justice.
Takeaway: you are not special.

 

[LaraCroft]

Alright, I will turn this thread in too, see how that goes, I guess we will see if we can have a rational/ respectable conversation in the Bear Pit haha

wtf were you expecting?

 

[LaraCroft]

Yeah the social test of how willing people are to help you when you're down. I looked at the questionnaire with no wrong answers on it that could be completed in 5 minutes and knew that right away.

TLDR - Not many.

I'm only halfway through the replies. Has the OP learned this yet? *grabs more coffee to keep scrolling*

 

[LaraCroft]

I'm only halfway through the replies. Has the OP learned this yet? *grabs more coffee to keep scrolling*

Read them all. He has not.

 

[308pirate]

College was not my choice, I am making good money without any degree

Hmm OK, that sounds like "prison wasn't my choice"

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Takeaway: you are not special.

Ohh, he's special alright. In a Greta kind of way

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ohh, he's special alright. In a Greta kind of way

But we'll need a picture to confirm the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome...

Sirhr

 

[pineoak]

In a Greta kind of way

That face... someday some person will marry her and wake up to that angry, grinning, snarling face every morning.

He will leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night, she will fall into the toilet in the morning.

And she will come out of the bathroom... butt dripping water screeching "HOW DARE YOU??!?"

 

[clcustom1911]

I'm eating breakfast and drinking a mimosa in preparation to slay some stabby pussy . ️ I'll participate in this buffoonery later after I'm done baking cupcakes, making raspberry dipping sauces, laying out my charcuterie board, and cooking a ribeye with some Argentine chimichurri saucetl to accomplish the slaying.

🗡

Until then I pose one question:


Are eastern European people not white/causation?

Also,

Prior previous planning prevents piss Poor performance. Be better and try not to rely on salty AF Bear Pit members for your success. We will purposely help you fail.

 

[clcustom1911]

most likely making more than you at a significantly younger age currently, graduated high school a year early and one of the youngest workers in my profession definitely not lazy... Someone who dislikes school? yes someone who is lazy? no, just asking people to fill out a survey online gathering more people from different backgrounds...

Bragging about unverifiable factors to unknown people on the internet.

I was going to help. But, now not.

Poo poo on you.

 

[Trigger Monkey]

I'm eating breakfast and drinking a mimosa in preparation to slay some stabby pussy . ️ I'll participate in this buffoonery later after I'm done baking cupcakes, making raspberry dipping sauces, laying out my charcuterie board, and cooking a ribeye with some Argentine chimichurri sauceto accomplish the slaying.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Until then I pose one question:


Are eastern European people not white/causation?

Depends on what country and from where.
Lots of Eastern European / Russian folks have a whole lot of Mongol in them or other middle eastern blood.
The flat faced Slavs are for example a fair bit different from others in the area and then folks like the Lithuanians are from a completely different bloodline.

Of course to the SJW crowd, they are all just the evil "white" people.

 

[clcustom1911]

Depends on what country and from where.
Lots of Eastern European / Russian folks have a whole lot of Mongol in them or other middle eastern blood.
The flat faced Slavs are for example a fair bit different from others in the area and then folks like the Lithuanians are from a completely different bloodline.

Of course to the SJW crowd, they are all just the evil "white" people.

We are evil white people, but we still own, run, and caused the success (and currently the controlled NWO/WEF downfall) of the world.

Asians on an island: Japan
Whites on an island: England
Blacks on an island: Haiti

 

[Yasherka]

Depends on what country and from where.
Lots of Eastern European / Russian folks have a whole lot of Mongol in them or other middle eastern blood.
The flat faced Slavs are for example a fair bit different from others in the area and then folks like the Lithuanians are from a completely different bloodline.

Of course to the SJW crowd, they are all just the evil "white" people.

This. I'm a paler shade of frogbelly white and the wife is several shades darker, but still white. My boys have a natural "tan" that isn't noticeable until you see them at the pool next to some other frogbelly white kids

 

[UKDslayer]

most likely making more than you at a significantly younger age currently

What is your line of work/current occupation?

 

[Threadcutter308]

So much to learn. So much ego. But still needs help from the Hide. I bet we have all been there.

He is trying to tell you something important. You are not getting it. Humility, discipline and discretion are your friends in life.

I'm guessin' he still works at least two jobs in fiberglass and has at least three quarters of a pallet of toilet paper remaining in his garage.

As for the psycho girlfried ? Anybody's guess........

 

[308pirate]

What is your line of work/current occupation?

Indeed I've been wondering this too.

Male giggolo?

 

[Rerun7]

 

[clcustom1911]

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Shark-cootchie game gotta be on point with assorted chocolates from Switzerland

 

[clcustom1911]

Indeed I've been wondering this too.

Male giggolo?

That me.

 

[308pirate]

This. I'm a paler shade of frogbelly white and the wife is several shades darker, but still white. My boys have a natural "tan" that isn't noticeable until you see them at the pool next to some other frogbelly white kids

Reverse here. Both wifey and I are descendants of southern European peoples. Her side from the more northern side of the southern Europe (Basque/northern Italian), my side from the "sunnier" locations (Corsica/Canary Islands).

She's pale, I'm tan. Daughter is in-between.

 

[308pirate]

That me.

Duh, we knew you......

 

[Threadcutter308]

Indeed I've been wondering this too.

Male giggolo?

Ummmm, he sed he makes a lot of money........

 

[shoobe01]

My only two new comments:

1. Selection bias much?
2. Surveymonkey (or Google Forms, or ANYTHING but taking photos and asking us to type a ton of answers if you want online answers.
3. If it's on paper... why? Is this supposed to be an intercept survey?
4. WAY too long. Long enough you need to provide an incentive for anyone to fill it out.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I'm eating breakfast and drinking a mimosa in preparation to slay some stabby pussy . ️ I'll participate in this buffoonery later after I'm done baking cupcakes, making raspberry dipping sauces, laying out my charcuterie board, and cooking a ribeye with some Argentine chimichurri saucetl to accomplish the slaying.

🗡

That's a lot of preparation to masterbate.

 

[Trigger Monkey]

That's a lot of preparation to masterbate.

It's called self love for a reason lol

 

[merica]

 

[Im2bent]

Indeed I've been wondering this too.

Male giggolo?

 

[UKDslayer]

1. WAY too long. Long enough you need to provide an incentive for anyone to fill it out.

True dat. These surveys at the mall would score at least a $20 Spencer gift card or an Annie's pretzel and soda. Here? Nothing.

 

[postmabail]

currently 3-0 on reddit keep it up

 

[clcustom1911]

That's a lot of preparation to masterbate.

Excuse me, Sir. This lady qualifies for MILF Monday.

 

[LaraCroft]

God damn, I walked away for a couple hours and yall done scared the OP off

 

[postmabail]

God damn, I walked away for a couple hours and yall done scared the OP off

shit got crazy, been lurking tho

 

[DIBBS]

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I've skipped to the end, but I'm thinking most of ya'll have missed the actual point of the questionnaire. In this day-and-age of controversy and 'everyone wins a ribbon' and shit... that thing is loaded up with all kinds of bs questions, except for the only one that matters.

The very FIRST one. I'm happy to see that question, and it's actually refreshing to see something like that come from a "place of higher learning" and all that. Especially considering all the blithering propaganda we've been inundated with, for some years now.

Sex (m) (f)

The fact that there are no other choices, letters, numbers, symbols, helicopters, or kabuki-dances is VERY refreshing, and begins to give hope for humanity in the future. (see what I did there?)

 

[Threadcutter308]