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No, seriously. As a contracting Mental Health Counselor she has over four years in country between Iraq and Afghanistan, and has additional time at the DMZ in Korea along with rotations in Japan, and Germany. She was also an Army Nuclear Weapons Specialist in the 80s & 90s until they turned over the remainder of the nuke arsenal to the Air Force and did away with the mobile launchers.Baaaaaa!
Never, ever, EVER bring a stripper home. They never leave, and you end up just giving them the house and paying them north of a quarter mil hush money to shut their goddamn whore mouths. That was wife #1. Trust me, you can't save them. Just get a litter of puppies and a Tinder account if you want destruction in your home and sluts with fake names to suck your dick and take it in the back door.
They smell of despair.But they smell so good .......
But they smell so good .......
Damn you! I was just fixing to eat a taco!?You ever got one that forgot to wash their thong?GAG, SPIT, COUGH
or maybe she just farted in my face. Dunno but it was rank!
I’m met my wife online, I’m 38 and she’s only 21 so we get plenty of weird looks and the odd comment or two but we’re used to it. I can’t believe we’ll be celebrating 10 years here shortly.
And this, children, is why your parents don’t let you talk to strangers on the inter web...So, you started dating her when she was 11??????